NEVER DARE A CRAZY NEIGHBOR TO SHOOT YOU WITH A SHOTGUN

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  • dick steel August 31, 2017

    When beaners get guns, you gotta expect some meat on the floor.

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    • salvador76 August 31, 2017

      @dick steel when white serial killer men see human flesh on the floor They Eat it!

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      • dick steel August 31, 2017

        @salvador76 When beaners see a fence, they climb it.

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        • salvador76 August 31, 2017

          @dick steel when the FBI do their figures and statistics white men take the cake in pedophilia.

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          • dick steel August 31, 2017

            @salvador76 That's cuz most beaners ain't even registered as they're illegals.

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            • bdbrad1 September 2, 2017

              @dick steel Lol. Good one.

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          • noboongoon September 1, 2017

            @salvador76 I'm laughing at all the jokes.

            But I have one serious thing to say about FBI stats, they include Hispanics, Middle Eastern and some North Africans in the category for "White." It's stupid as fuck.

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        • stinkyuser September 1, 2017

          @dick steel jajajajja

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      • joat_amos August 31, 2017

        @salvador76 Add BBQ sauce & it taste like real meat.

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      • baddogonline September 27, 2017

        @salvador76 The most prolific serial killer was Hispanic. Killed and raped hundreds of women. But the Hispanic cops were too corrupt to catch him.

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    • bdbrad1 September 2, 2017

      @dick steel -Atleaste Jose shot another scratch back and not a white boy. It's always good to know another innoccent white man didn't lose his life to another trigger happy illegal.Damn...that hippo he's walking around with... looks like he forgot her leash again. Bitch needs a tranq dart to the neck. Tag it,bag it and put it back in it's natural habitat . FUPA alert!

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  • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

    Don't cry now...it's not like you couldn't see that one coming,.,.,..,.,

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  • the suspect August 31, 2017

    Welp, he asked for it.

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  • 72jayd August 31, 2017

    He's lucky it wasn't his head. But not lucky for us.

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  • pizzapie August 31, 2017

    You better sneak some astroglide into prison with you. It will make your time behind bars more pleasurable.

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    • happyjack August 31, 2017

      @pizzapie anybody crazy enough to do what he just did isn't going to be somebody's bitch in prison.

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      • sarge07 August 31, 2017

        @happyjack he'll have no street howitzer in prison

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        • happyjack August 31, 2017

          @sarge07 It's a myth that everyone is running around getting fucked in prison.The majority of sex in prisons is consensual, and no I've never been to prison but I know a handful of people who have.

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          • sarge07 August 31, 2017

            @happyjack I've never said it was a fact. My point being is the fatass may be tough wit that street howitzer, but he cry like a bitch without it

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            • happyjack August 31, 2017

              @sarge07 again, he was pretty nonchalant about blowing the guys arm in half, and his fat girl barely even cared enough to turn around and look. They are gangsters, he'd know plenty of people in prison already. It's the way it works.

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              • sarge07 August 31, 2017

                @happyjack if you say so

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              • GrimmWilder September 1, 2017

                @happyjack

                Ya know Jack......I ain't gay ether,....but i go to prison....i wunna be in a cell wit YOU big boy!!!

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                • happyjack September 1, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder I wouldn't think twice about pimping you out for a bag of cheetos

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  • sinner1ner August 31, 2017

    shoot em in the arm make him think about what tf he just did

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  • vikingshill August 31, 2017

    Oh damn, I think he double-dogged dared him. You never double-dog dare someone, then they're obligated to follow through

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    • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

      @vikingshill

      So.....Never double-dogged dare a double barrel shotgun.....got it!

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  • letmefindout August 31, 2017

    Where is Trump's wall when you need it?

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    • luvthick August 31, 2017

      @letmefindout

      In vivalamigra head, it's about 50ft high and 2000 miles long, but we went broke, waiting for Mexico to pay for it. On the plus side, it's a favorite sighting for 40% of the illegals who fly over in planes.

      ;-)

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      • happyjack August 31, 2017

        @luvthick lol

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      • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

        @luvthick Where are these illegals in planes landing? If you mean legal entrants at airports they are not illegals. How's that Obamacare working for you?

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        • luvthick August 31, 2017

          @vivalamigra

          IDK, I don't have Obamacare. Keep on assuming buddy.

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          • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

            @luvthick Why not? It's such a wonderful program. One of the greatest accomplishments by one of our greatest presidents. Seriousy why not?

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            • luvthick August 31, 2017

              @vivalamigra

              Obamacare like any other public service has to go through it's quirks, before it can become a stable and reliable service. The GOP playing politics and Health Insurance lobbyists forcing their will, is the root cause of the problem. This is before you get to any discussion over premiums, mandatory items or available options. Right now over 25 Million Americans depend on Obamacare, yet, instead of working with Democrats to fix the problems, all the GOP wants to do is scrap it, and redirect the funds to their wealthiest lobbyists and campaign contributors.

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              • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

                @luvthick You mean 25 million people have been transferred to Medicaid. Obamacare in imploding. Trump didn't touch it it's collapsing on it's own.

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                • luvthick August 31, 2017

                  @vivalamigra

                  If your cellphone battery is about to die and you still need to use your phone, you will have to recharge it before it completely dies... You cannot blame the phone if it dies, when you were well aware that it needed to be recharged in order for you to continue using it.

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                  • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

                    @luvthick Thanks for the tip. Now where exactly do those planeloads of illegals land?

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                    • luvthick August 31, 2017

                      @vivalamigra

                      LOL! Southside of Chicago.

                      ;-)

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                      • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

                        @luvthick Midway Airport? Anyone that wants can land there without permission? Interesting.

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              • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

                @luvthick I still want you to tell me where these planeloads of illegals are landing.

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      • sarge07 August 31, 2017

        @luvthick we could stop any and all aid money to Mexico. Why we give them any tax dollars is unthinkable

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        • luvthick August 31, 2017

          @sarge07

          We also give billions in aid to Israel and other countries. Anyway, I wouldn't cut aid to any country just to build a novelty wall.

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          • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

            @luvthick The only reason you liberals do not want the WALL is because it will work.

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          • sarge07 August 31, 2017

            @luvthick my point is that we give "aid' to prosperous nations. Israel's aid is predominately defense.

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        • happyjack August 31, 2017

          @sarge07 What else is unthinkable is why is the white house turning down mexico's offer to send us relief for hurricane Harvey. Letting pride get in the way of saving tax payers money....

          Read up on how mexico helped after hurricane Katrina under Bush's presidency.

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          • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

            @happyjack What are they going to do? Send over a few million more illegals to rebuild? Let them stop taking billions in aid from us and pay for that WALL. Other than that we need no "help" from Mexico.

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          • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

            @happyjack Read up on how many millions came here illegally and collected big under Obama's presidency.

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            • happyjack September 1, 2017

              @vivalamigra has nothing to do with this or bush

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              • vivalamigra September 1, 2017

                @happyjack Then why did you bring up Bush? Your racist liberal hatred of the president is just getting silly. Give it a rest.

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                • happyjack September 1, 2017

                  @vivalamigra yeah I just can't deal with having a white president........there's always been white president you make no sense.

                  Because I dislike a white man it doesn't make me racist you dipshit.

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                  • vivalamigra September 1, 2017

                    @happyjack Should I refrain from my self-imposed moratorium of childish name-calling? My refusal to see any good in Obama or the desire to deport illegal aliens always leads to an assumption of racism. It seems that making fun of the Chinese and Russians and "rednecks"here is all good clean fun but sensitivities over language towards "people of color" (whatever that means) is always taken as racist hateful language, If Obama was all white instead of half no one would have voted for him and Hillary would have creamed him in the primary in 2008.

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          • sarge07 August 31, 2017

            @happyjack bullshit, there are representatives and aid workers from Mexico in Houston now. Saw that on CNN ate the neurologists office this afternoon

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            • happyjack September 1, 2017

              @sarge07 bullshit yourself. Read up, trump turned down help. Read up on what they did under bush and get back with me.

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          • sarge07 August 31, 2017

            @happyjack I was there to assist after Katrina getting telecommunication systems up. You continue to Blame bush for what Landrieu and Nagen did? Bush offered help they refused and the liberals blamed him for the damage, and yes Mexico sent aid workers to help.

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            • happyjack September 1, 2017

              @sarge07 I'm applauding bush, for being smart enough to take the help,what in the hell are you talking about? Take a deep breath and read what I wrote again.

              You fancy yourself as the old grand dad bringing calm to the storms around here, but you misinterpret a shitmload of things that are written and start yelling bulkshit all the time LOL

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              • vivalamigra September 1, 2017

                @happyjack Old Grandad? I pictured you as a ripple and Champale drinker.

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  • kiwi cunt August 31, 2017

    Well he won't be beating the meat using that arm anytime soon.

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  • noboongoon August 31, 2017

    The beached whale isn't worth it

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  • noboongoon August 31, 2017

    That asshole made him drop his phone

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  • drewstl August 31, 2017

    Dude, GOT to be High AF to ask for IT, SMH

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  • underpants August 31, 2017

    They now call him lefty.

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    • freddykrueger August 31, 2017

      @underpants...or meat hook!

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    • sarge07 August 31, 2017

      @underpants the way that shot looked, they may be callin him stumpy

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  • what now? whats next? August 31, 2017

    I said the head not the arm *tears up* Now i still gotta pay rent.

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  • gandog56 August 31, 2017

    Seems to be a pretty stupid thing to do. On video, license plate plainly visible. Liked how the guy's buddy was going to chuck a rock through the dude's window, until the dude saw him. Then it's duck and cover time.

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  • willwags1 August 31, 2017

    Someone confused having balls with plain stupidity!

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  • berget August 31, 2017

    i smell prisontime

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  • boobles August 31, 2017

    What a pecker.... who double dogs a guy holding a goddam shotgun??? Fuck me, some people have no sense...

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  • iwrestledabearonce August 31, 2017

    Brazilans will bring home the gold once again for this kind of shit, this is more like bronze worthy, haven't found a decent silver medalist yet.

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  • hardcoreveiwer August 31, 2017

    I didn't see the arm in that lol

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  • acairman August 31, 2017

    No arm done.

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  • invisigoth August 31, 2017

    I am your lord jesus christ

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  • airsporter August 31, 2017

    What the hell was he going to do with that rock?

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  • eyeballasshole August 31, 2017

    I'm not seeing the problem?

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  • happyjack August 31, 2017

    I mean they should know he's crazy and has bad judgment, look at his chick.

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    • airsporter August 31, 2017

      @happyjack Not very 'Christian' of you but funny though!

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      • happyjack August 31, 2017

        @airsporter the truth shall set you free.

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    • sarge07 August 31, 2017

      @happyjack how could you miss 2 ton Juanita?

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  • cazaly August 31, 2017

    Elbow pussy! That's new, but I reckon that's gunna tickle in the morning though.

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  • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

    He's going to have a bitch of a time getting over that WALL now.

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  • picklehiesner August 31, 2017

    Don't bring asshole comments to a gun fight

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  • redpig August 31, 2017

    Harsh

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  • felterupgood August 31, 2017

    Dumb ass was unarmed

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    • sarge07 August 31, 2017

      @felterupgood I think he was disarmed

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  • pinkyjenk August 31, 2017

    The only thing i could think of when it hit his arm was the scene from robocop where alex murphy gets his limbs blown off.

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  • mrthorwald August 31, 2017

    At least his Tennis Elbow is sorted now.

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  • funnybizness666 August 31, 2017

    Lmaoooo 25 to life orrrrr 5 to 10....? Meh....5 to 10

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  • whobe August 31, 2017

    They need some 1080P cameras like I have to really see that chunk of meat fly.

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  • joat_amos August 31, 2017

    If your going to prison anyway, should of shot him in the head.

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  • renbo956 August 31, 2017

    Now That's Some Crazy Shit

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  • mclovin510 August 31, 2017

    What is with all the fucking iPhone pop up spoofing?!? Tired of this bullshit!

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    • dizeer August 31, 2017

      @mclovin510 I concur these pop up things are bullshit.

      With these pop ups on my phone makes me scared to open this page on a computer.

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        @dizeer

        Your computer is better protected by whatever anti-virus you've employed..(if it's any good)

        I will only visit here from my tower, as it's protected up the wazoo,.,.

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  • isma August 31, 2017

    good one..neigger meatloaf!!!

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  • truckingman August 31, 2017

    What the MF" .......................................................................

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  • spider-man August 31, 2017

    That's what he fucking gets.

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  • misteram August 31, 2017

    You let shoot him in your arm and standing like, what's next?!?

    Dude, this fat biach and partner in crime coming straight from KFC!!

    You know, cause they are chickens who don't start a fistfight!!

    Come again with your girl, without a weapon tough guy, and you gonna see what's going next time in the fryer by KFC. Enough for everyone people, come that see, come that see!

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  • dizeer August 31, 2017

    Learning to do a lot more with his left hand

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  • briham1211 August 31, 2017

    wonder what morons like @vivalamigra will say when the "wall" does not get built because of facts ...like the logistics of building a wall on and over an ever changing landscape ... dumb motherfucker does not even know what the terrain looks like over there ... sand dudes that change 10 to 15 feet yearly ... rocky uneven terrain ... what about the portions that will be built on privately owned land ... that fact that a river runs thru a large portion of it with the official border being right in the middle of that river ... what happens there ? we build it on mexicos side ? yeah that will last ...or do we build it on our side and lose the river ...... fucking stupid fucking Trump supporters will believe anything ... facts dont mean shit and common fucking sense went out the window ... its so sad to argue with a Trump supporter ... no logic no truth .... fucking bunch of dummies ... any intelligent Republican I have spoken to denounces Trump and his moronic ideas ... its the fucking sad middle aged white failures that are angry and blame everyone for their failures that believe Trump will fix their sad fucking lives .... man wake up and smell reality .... he is about nto cut taxes for the rich and corporations and your stupid asses will pay for supporting him .... fucking idiots !!!

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    • maxm60 September 1, 2017

      @briham1211 what's a "sand dude"? An Arab?

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      • briham1211 September 1, 2017

        @maxm60 a true grammar hunter !!! props to you LOL

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      • airsporter September 1, 2017

        @maxm60 Like it.

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    • Cory H. September 1, 2017

      @briham1211 ,

      We have forums for excessively long posts like that.

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    • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

      @briham1211 brihamisafag.com

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      • briham1211 September 26, 2017

        @vivalamigra thats the best you got ? you closet homo ...just come out already .....

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  • sirfartsalot August 31, 2017

    So much for his love life.

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  • fiddledeedee September 1, 2017

    I double-dog dare your wife to deep throat me.

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    • misteram September 1, 2017

      @fiddledeedee that's not so hard with a tiny dick!

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  • maxm60 September 1, 2017

    Aw, walk it off. Don't be a wuss. It only hurts til the pain goes away!

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  • bigslick September 1, 2017

    Shes the crazy one. Bitch never flintched!

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  • blowback51 September 1, 2017

    You cant shoot us all,what you gonna do?"no ace,just you!"

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  • lowfro September 1, 2017

    Just a flesh wound he has another arm

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  • smokeyfap September 2, 2017

    Nice, I hate niggers too

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  • cruiserman September 3, 2017

    niggers are apes without brain

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  • core September 5, 2017

    He was unarmed

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  • grhman September 5, 2017

    He said essay I have 2 arms I don't them both

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  • slave2pain September 13, 2017

    You commenters give white folks a bad name. It's always about race.

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  • thekingofweird September 22, 2017

    Actually that was a bakers brother and the fat bitch was upset with the quality of the bread she got that's why they shot him

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  • l0rd0fwh0r3 October 6, 2017

    Well caught!

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