Sliding through my dms like........,
I busted off. It was the tattooed girl.
wheres the big rubber BOB
3rd keyboard wrecked this week
@fockenperv They have see through plastic keyboard covers. Might want to invest in one.
@bigsmokey86 thats like wearing a condom
That is not what we meant when we said 'rub one off in front of the camera '
I can slide between the molecules of wetness like an eel through seaweed
I can get this for about $120 for an hour in Australia legally. But you DERPS cant fuck for cash unless you film it and put it on the internet
@ouch at $60 an inch I believe you could get this for $120.
@happyjack I think you over estimate me
@ouch I live in Nevada, you can buy anything you want.
@outotown May I have a a bigger ding dong please :)
in which hole you want it?
@b. bill he wants you to fill all three holes just like bowling
I can get this for a 20$ crack rock or a 10 $ sack of meth american women are all drugged out cunts/whores not worth shooting but great for getting your dick sucked
That's not all you will get
On happyjacks $60 an inch scale?
@Cory H. That reminds me I owe Happs about $720 man my jaw is hurting
@maddog123 crack and meth whores don't even have teeth like that let alone fine white asses like that
Christy Mack? Fuck Yeah.
@joat_amos was this before or after her ex beat the fuck out of her?
Yes yes YES!!!
Copper graphite grease plays hell with the sheets.
milf Rachel still hot
That there is some fine looking booty.
I've seen scissor kicking. I suppose this is booty bumping or maybe slut sliding?
When I told Santa I wanted a "slip and slide" for Christmas.... this is what I was talking about
thats allot of std's being transferred
Wow. A fart transplant.
I am enjoying the footage of this oil massage.
Aliens from planet Uranus?
Slip sliding away
Plenty of booty to plunder there, seems like the job for a pirate
dam, and I just nutted to chartubate a few minutes ago....
That's not lube. It's the slime trail from her wet vagina.
Some porn is truly transcendent.
@hated it 321 those are the ones I buy. I don't buy that bikini shit. For expiriment check out european porn, its way beyond transcendent.
But I rather an Asian masseuse..
Now That's A Back Massage
Put my face between those 2 and let me live there
This version of slip 'n' slide should sell like hotcakes!