A HOOKER SO BAD, YOU'D ACTUALLY ASK FOR A REFUND

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  • fukume September 6, 2017

    Refund + bus fare outta there

    +6 -0
    • felterupgood September 6, 2017

      @fukume

      You don't get a refund when you pay a hooker to pretend she's your wife.

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      • boobles September 6, 2017

        @felterupgood I don't know who you peeps are marrying but that isn't like any married chick I know...

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        • felterupgood September 6, 2017

          @boobles

          Quid Pro Quo

          I gave you a thumbs up so you owe me a referral

          +1 -1
  • whobe September 6, 2017

    He needs a job in a mortuary. The dead probably move around more than she does.

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  • the suspect September 6, 2017

    Looks like a fucking vegetable

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  • 72jayd September 6, 2017

    Fuck it. I'd hit it.

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    • ouch September 6, 2017

      @72jayd with a brick

      +4 -1
      • sarge07 September 6, 2017

        @ouch I's hit it, with your truck

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  • letmefindout September 6, 2017

    He should have invested in NO-Doze as opposed to the condum.

    +4 -0
  • fockenperv September 6, 2017

    It was this or walmart

    +5 -0
  • vikingshill September 6, 2017

    This is what married life is like

    +9 -2
    • shithawk September 6, 2017

      @vikingshill

      + 1. You beat me to it

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  • naktaa September 6, 2017

    She did her job.

    +4 -0
    • ouch September 6, 2017

      @naktaa if you think that then you would last about 30 seconds with a working girl in Australia...Them ladies fuck HARD down here!

      +4 -1
      • bigsmokey86 September 6, 2017

        @ouch Lucky fuckers!!!

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      • sarge07 September 6, 2017

        @ouch voice of experience?? LOL

        +1 -0
  • ebola September 6, 2017

    She specialises in necrophiles....

    +4 -0
  • mad jock September 6, 2017

    Her first day...it gets better...fukin glory hole for me..

    +3 -0
  • hiwudjablome September 6, 2017

    Id be making her Blome with some gagging action that way theres some tears to go with thats sad ass face

    +3 -0
  • luvthick September 6, 2017

    Hooker + No Condom = Spreading Aids!!!

    +5 -2
    • wombatbytes September 6, 2017

      @luvthick : No, I think the AIDS fell asleep too.

      +8 -1
      • luvthick September 6, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        LMAO!

        +4 -2
      • sarge07 September 6, 2017

        @wombatbytes LOL +5

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      • txdo_msk September 6, 2017

        @wombatbytes best reply I've seen in a while...

        +2 -0
  • bigblackhead September 6, 2017

    marry that wild broad

    +2 -1
  • renbo956 September 6, 2017

    Fuck That Hooker Satisfaction Guranteed Or Your Money Back

    +3 -1
  • nybadguy September 6, 2017

    Dead in bed. I fucked a chick like that once. I told her it feels like I'm fucking an 80 year old.

    +4 -1
    • wombatbytes September 6, 2017

      @nybadguy : So it was you that fucked my ex???

      +5 -1
      • nybadguy September 6, 2017

        @wombatbytes HAHA. No man. I don't fuck chicks in relationships or married woman. I'm no home wrecker.

        +4 -0
        • sarge07 September 6, 2017

          @nybadguy I did once, I had no idea she was married until week later when her husnband cae by and wanted to kick my ass, all 4'8" of him. It was funny as shit.

          +2 -1
          • nybadguy September 6, 2017

            @sarge07 I fucked a married woman once to. Was my ex's mother. I learned from that one. Now she is my kid's grandma. I still get shit from what i did.

            +3 -0
            • sarge07 September 6, 2017

              @nybadguy damn

              +3 -1
  • bleedsvodka September 6, 2017

    Nothing better than going raw dog on a street hooker. Lol. Russian roulette

    +3 -0
  • funnybizness666 September 6, 2017

    Refund? I pay mine extra to lay motionless lol

    +4 -0
    • wombatbytes September 6, 2017

      @funnybizness666 : Do you cover her in ice first?

      EMWTK

      +3 -0
  • frank n. stein September 6, 2017

    Dead fish

    +3 -1
  • sinner1ner September 6, 2017

    i want my aids back

    +1 -0
  • motorboatagoat September 6, 2017

    She really nailed that blow up doll impression

    +5 -0
  • 01nighttrain September 6, 2017

    On the next episode of the walking dead

    +3 -0
  • peaks September 6, 2017

    He nutted and she got the fuck out.

    Where is the problem here?

    +3 -0
  • misteram September 6, 2017

    I hope he was shot deed later!!

    +0 -2
    • sarge07 September 6, 2017

      @misteram why him?

      +2 -1
  • fiddledeedee September 6, 2017

    She's loathing every second of it. Probably forced into the lifestyle.

    On the upside, you could keep her next to your beer and soda-pop, to keep it cold.

    +5 -0
  • sarge07 September 6, 2017

    Looks more like a Russian sold his wife to pay his debts.

    +2 -1
  • isma September 6, 2017

    fuck her in the ass then fuck her mouth..she will wake up !!! tell her to shave that bush too hahahaaaaaa

    +1 -0
    • txdo_msk September 6, 2017

      @isma her bush was the only interesting thing about the video, other than the fuzz on her lip. ,

      +0 -0
  • sorillo September 6, 2017

    Some times they don't want to be in that situation. They are force to do it. I had those before.

    Some times not only hookers... Regular wife etc are like that

    +1 -1
  • truckingman September 6, 2017

    Has she gotten bored with sex?

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  • ob1 September 6, 2017

    Who was paying who?

    +2 -0
  • maddog123 September 6, 2017

    Been there I know I was knocking the bottom out of this one chick /whore and the harder I plowed that ass the more bored she looked I was fucking /pounding that ass and still nothing and right as I thought I was making progress she stretches her arms and fucking yawns she fucking yawns!!!!! So I did what any young american kid would do I kept on fucking till I got my nut the end !!!!

    +2 -0
  • b-train September 6, 2017

    Really could be worse. I encountered a "dancer" in the French Quarter who made this look exciting, and it never even went this far.

    +1 -0
  • fuckbois September 7, 2017

    Fat ass paid for pussy thats what he got...whats the problem here?

    +1 -0
  • rockinron September 7, 2017

    wtf?/

    +1 -0
  • dry terd September 7, 2017

    This is the saddest movie I've ever seen....

    +1 -0
  • smokeyfap September 8, 2017

    Happened to me once with a chick... first I thought it was me...but she kept starring at me blank like a cow...slapped the shit out of her

    +0 -0
  • g_dubb71 September 13, 2017

    You can tell she didn't want to do it..probably her only way to survive

    +0 -0
  • angrynorwegian November 3, 2017

    HOW does you dick stay hard fucking "someone" like that. A fleshlight would perform better

    +0 -0
 
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