CELEBRATION GOES WRONG. HILARIOUSLY, ROAD-RASH WRONG

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  • GrimmWilder September 7, 2017

    SEE!!...You can't car-train monkeys!

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    • luvthick September 7, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      That's why you got a Tricycle.

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    • happyjack September 7, 2017

      @GrimmWilder well that bombed. Pretty sure you had higher hopes for that joke.

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      • GrimmWilder September 7, 2017

        @happyjack

        Got'Damn Boy, Ye got'a Joke-a-meter in yer pocket now?

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        • truckingman September 7, 2017

          GrimmWilder, I wondering if Happyjack's "Joke-a-meter" exceed Rockinron's 'Give-a-fuck' meter.

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          • ouch September 7, 2017

            @truckingman lol

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          • happyjack September 7, 2017

            @truckingman stay safe down there in Florida bee man!

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    • deadpen September 7, 2017

      @GrimmWilder This is the NEW sensitive, non-racist, mind-your-manners, no jokes approved unless you get written consent from your local liberal Crazypoop.com

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      • manunkind September 7, 2017

        @deadpen Needing to resort to crude racist jokes to be offensive is the mark of an imbecile.

        Don't worry, honey. We'll still laugh at you because you can only count to potato.

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        • GrimmWilder September 7, 2017

          @manunkind

          One potato two potato three potato SIX!!...

          If ye don't like ma nigga joke , suk ma DIX!!...

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      • happyjack September 7, 2017

        @deadpen it has nothing to do with race, it just sucked. Now if you fell off your soap box and bumped your head for instance, that would be funny.

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        • deadpen September 10, 2017

          @happyjack He chose to do this, if he wasn't educated enough to know the outcome of his actions then he deserved every inch of burn. I don't give a fuck if he is a Nigger, Nigga, Wetback, Honky, Chink, Spick, Bluegum, Boogie, Buck, Buffie, Munt, Abbo, Bule, Cracker, Gubba, Gweila, Medigan, Ofay, Prairie Nigger (this is slang for a Native American), Injun, or a Hori. HE WAS A GROWN ASS MAN. Death by Dumb (DBD) is the funniest shit you can see. To live thought your stupidity and see how you fucked up is priceless.

          OH YEA, Niger is the color black in Latin, Neger is a torpedo-carrying craft generally described as a human torpedo (also German for Negro which is a term traditionally used to denote persons considered to be of Negroid heritage). /Denote means be a sign of or indicate./ Nigro is Spanish for black. I'm sorry you let words have such power they make you have emotions.

          Okay here is a video for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQaJVSyCS-8

          This is a white kid, how does it make you feel?

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        • deadpen September 10, 2017

          @happyjack @deadpen Through not thought wtf. I better correct that cause that is all anyone will take away from this. Even though no one wants to be a nazi they sure as fuck love being a grammar Nazi.

          Side note: in google chrome if you misspell something it underlines it. If you spell satan with lowercase s it is wrong but not god. If you spell nazi with a lowercase n it is wrong as well. Odd?

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    • baddogonline September 27, 2017

      @GrimmWilder We need MORE Flakka in the black community.

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    • azazel666 October 5, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Sure you can. The wired looking albino ones. They want everyone to envey them so bad they listin to authority really well.

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  • dick steel September 7, 2017

    Celebrating Martin Luther King day i suppose.

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    • deadpen September 7, 2017

      @dick steel Too racist for the NEW Crazypoop.com

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  • 72jayd September 7, 2017

    Eat dirt? How bout you eat pavement.

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  • the suspect September 7, 2017

    There is bitches flashing titties, and then there is this guy.

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  • sealex September 7, 2017

    That was fucking awsome!! Just wish the clip kept going to see if he also got run over by traffic. 18 wheeler would have been the best.

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    • dirtrocket September 9, 2017

      @sealex

      One less democratic vote, if they dont out law motor vehicles soon, democrates will never win another election

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  • ouch September 7, 2017

    FBP

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    • luvthick September 7, 2017

      @ouch

      FBP!!! Get it right if you're going to use it... FWP!!! I tell ya!

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      • dirtrocket September 9, 2017

        @luvthick

        Its safe to say he will be a pink person for a while

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  • lousassle September 7, 2017

    Put some aloe vera on it

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  • felterupgood September 7, 2017

    Watermelon? Maybe..... but fried chicken is definitely going to have to be served through a straw.

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    • happyjack September 7, 2017

      @felterupgood good one, fried chicken. Fucking genius and hilarious. HAHAHA. I bet the blue collar comedy tour would love to have you on their new tour called "the blue collar comedy tour sucks one more time"

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    • felterupgood September 7, 2017

      @felterupgood

      I could have said "stay in school fool" but the implication that he failed physics (at least the teeter-totter lesson) was too complicated for some to understand here.

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    • deadpen September 7, 2017

      @felterupgood You can't say that on the NEW Crazypoop.com

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      • felterupgood September 7, 2017

        @deadpen

        That's ok.... I don't hang out where my first amendment rights are limited.

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  • airsporter September 7, 2017

    My dog does that when he sees another on the pavement...have to keep your windows 3/4 of the way up.

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    • GrimmWilder September 7, 2017

      @airsporter

      Must of been a white girl he seen,.,.,.,.

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      • airsporter September 7, 2017

        @GrimmWilder Dont think so - Dogs are colourblind arent they?

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  • mrthorwald September 7, 2017

    He hit the road so hard he is now white.

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  • sipo70 September 7, 2017

    11th bitches!

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  • redcalx September 7, 2017

    It was the new anti carjacking device working like a charm.

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones September 7, 2017

    My dog is smarter then that shithead.

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  • fiddledeedee September 7, 2017

    Ya way off, I say ya way off this time son.

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  • nybadguy September 7, 2017

    Black people problems

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  • fukume September 7, 2017

    It was the hulk.

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  • luvthick September 7, 2017

    Everybody just wants to beat down on a brother...

    I'm going with -- "He stuck his dick in crazy!" Look again, he was screaming for help, the stress and anxiety she was creating behind the tinted windows, the poor man just couldn't take it anymore and boom! He jumped out the window of a moving car. Fellas, this is a fellow man who unfortunately stuck his dick in crazy! Let's take a moment to feel his pain and learn a valuable lesson - "Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy!"

    ;-)

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    • GrimmWilder September 7, 2017

      @luvthick ------WTF?

      He must of also stuck that crazy dick in your brain,.,.,.,.

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      • luvthick September 7, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Glad you liked it, I was going for my Trump Supporter impression.

        ;-)

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    • felterupgood September 7, 2017

      @luvthick

      White maggots are immune to crazy... but it's a good idea to warn your peeps.

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      • luvthick September 7, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Pathetic.....

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    • peacefrog September 7, 2017

      @luvthick I would have to imagine myself being black and my brain can't function that low and stupid.

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      • luvthick September 7, 2017

        @peacefrog

        Sound like low and stupid would be an upgrade for you. Don't aim above FuckTard, you'll only frustrate yourself further.

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        • felterupgood September 7, 2017

          @luvthick

          I thought you were Mexican but it appears you are black AND Mexican.... If you were only Female you would rise to the top of the welfare handout chart. Yee Boy

          I'm messing with you because its so easy and you seem tough enough to take it.

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          • luvthick September 7, 2017

            @felterupgood

            Maddog is going to sue you for copyright infringement, right after Flavor Flav sues him.

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            • felterupgood September 8, 2017

              @luvthick

              So you are saying that I'm not alone in my observation. Why aren't you in the food stamp line?

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              • luvthick September 8, 2017

                @felterupgood

                Man, Fox News, got you good.

                I was never on food stamps, but I'm not blind & stupid.

                There's plenty of White folks on food stamps, I see them with their EBT cards all the time. I have also seen good people who became sick or lost their jobs, end up on food stamps. These services are not the problem, abuse and corruption is.

                Until you step out of your bubble, you will always be the product of Right-Wing Lies!

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  • dizeer September 7, 2017

    Scraping the Black off fast as he can.

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  • happyjack September 7, 2017

    Did anyone notice there was a black guy in this video?

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    • luvthick September 7, 2017

      @happyjack

      That's Fox News, He was White, the video cut off right before the black paint rubbed off.

      ;-)

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    • peacefrog September 7, 2017

      @happyjack No. But I did notice a nigger.

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      • happyjack September 7, 2017

        @peacefrog just joined the site 2 days ago. Fail

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  • acairman September 7, 2017

    Missed his branch.

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    • luvthick September 7, 2017

      @acairman

      At least try to be creative...

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  • freddykrueger September 7, 2017

    ...how the fuck do you fall out a car window on the freeway?

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    • felterupgood September 7, 2017

      @freddykrueger

      He failed to understand that Mass + distance from fulcrum must favor the INSIDE of the car.

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  • candle September 7, 2017

    If he survived can we get a follow up interview and ask what the fuck he was thinking?

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  • renbo956 September 7, 2017

    What The Fuck Were You Thinking Your Suppose To Wait Until You Come To A Complete Stop You Stupid Fuck

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  • motorboatagoat September 7, 2017

    New quicker way to fill potholes on highways

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  • salvador76 September 7, 2017

    Wtf?

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  • peaks September 7, 2017

    That was AWESOME!

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  • johnnyjones September 7, 2017

    loool now THAT is Nigga High XD

    He still had his phone rofll

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  • liberalsaretards September 7, 2017

    Blacktop matters

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  • dry terd September 7, 2017

    Are you sure somebody didn't fart in the car and he bailing from the smell?

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    • wombatbytes September 7, 2017

      @dry terd : That's the best explanation yet!

      I'll lend you my dog. She could clear an entire city!!!

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      • airsporter September 7, 2017

        @wombatbytes Nice One!! ..There might be a Market here for inane silly Comments without Racist implications ... They rarely lead to anything.

        Boost the CS Humour Of Life and leave your daily problems in your coat pocket.

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        • happyjack September 7, 2017

          @airsporter your re one of the racist fucktards, don't act line your hands are clean.

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  • bearded_misfit September 7, 2017

    Ghost ride the whip!

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  • truckingman September 7, 2017

    Why did the victim climb out of the SUV's, he was sitting in the passenger seat, window with his feet first insead of climbing and sitting on the SUV'S, passenger, window sill and holding onto the the roof.

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    • felterupgood September 7, 2017

      @truckingman

      Someone said he saw boobies and wanted a better look.

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  • ob1 September 7, 2017

    19 out of 10 For stupidity

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  • mrwhite513 September 7, 2017

    Did anybody else bust out laughing when the guys started screaming noooo

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  • deadpen September 7, 2017

    What was the expected outcome to this?

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    • felterupgood September 7, 2017

      @deadpen

      That's hard to say but someone pointed out that he did fill a couple potholes.

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  • mykejp September 7, 2017

    That idiot's on some fucked up drug to do something so stupid.

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  • rasriff September 8, 2017

    Cocaine is a helluva drug

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  • lowfro September 12, 2017

    Prolly shoulda left his shirt on

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  • l0rd0fwh0r3 October 6, 2017

    My pledge!

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