SEE!!...You can't car-train monkeys!
That's why you got a Tricycle.
@GrimmWilder well that bombed. Pretty sure you had higher hopes for that joke.
Got'Damn Boy, Ye got'a Joke-a-meter in yer pocket now?
GrimmWilder, I wondering if Happyjack's "Joke-a-meter" exceed Rockinron's 'Give-a-fuck' meter.
@truckingman stay safe down there in Florida bee man!
@GrimmWilder This is the NEW sensitive, non-racist, mind-your-manners, no jokes approved unless you get written consent from your local liberal Crazypoop.com
@deadpen Needing to resort to crude racist jokes to be offensive is the mark of an imbecile.
Don't worry, honey. We'll still laugh at you because you can only count to potato.
One potato two potato three potato SIX!!...
If ye don't like ma nigga joke , suk ma DIX!!...
@deadpen it has nothing to do with race, it just sucked. Now if you fell off your soap box and bumped your head for instance, that would be funny.
@happyjack He chose to do this, if he wasn't educated enough to know the outcome of his actions then he deserved every inch of burn. I don't give a fuck if he is a Nigger, Nigga, Wetback, Honky, Chink, Spick, Bluegum, Boogie, Buck, Buffie, Munt, Abbo, Bule, Cracker, Gubba, Gweila, Medigan, Ofay, Prairie Nigger (this is slang for a Native American), Injun, or a Hori. HE WAS A GROWN ASS MAN. Death by Dumb (DBD) is the funniest shit you can see. To live thought your stupidity and see how you fucked up is priceless.
OH YEA, Niger is the color black in Latin, Neger is a torpedo-carrying craft generally described as a human torpedo (also German for Negro which is a term traditionally used to denote persons considered to be of Negroid heritage). /Denote means be a sign of or indicate./ Nigro is Spanish for black. I'm sorry you let words have such power they make you have emotions.
Okay here is a video for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQaJVSyCS-8
This is a white kid, how does it make you feel?
@happyjack @deadpen Through not thought wtf. I better correct that cause that is all anyone will take away from this. Even though no one wants to be a nazi they sure as fuck love being a grammar Nazi.
Side note: in google chrome if you misspell something it underlines it. If you spell satan with lowercase s it is wrong but not god. If you spell nazi with a lowercase n it is wrong as well. Odd?
Celebrating Martin Luther King day i suppose.
@dick steel Too racist for the NEW Crazypoop.com
Eat dirt? How bout you eat pavement.
There is bitches flashing titties, and then there is this guy.
That was fucking awsome!! Just wish the clip kept going to see if he also got run over by traffic. 18 wheeler would have been the best.
One less democratic vote, if they dont out law motor vehicles soon, democrates will never win another election
FBP!!! Get it right if you're going to use it... FWP!!! I tell ya!
Its safe to say he will be a pink person for a while
Put some aloe vera on it
Watermelon? Maybe..... but fried chicken is definitely going to have to be served through a straw.
@felterupgood good one, fried chicken. Fucking genius and hilarious. HAHAHA. I bet the blue collar comedy tour would love to have you on their new tour called "the blue collar comedy tour sucks one more time"
I could have said "stay in school fool" but the implication that he failed physics (at least the teeter-totter lesson) was too complicated for some to understand here.
@felterupgood You can't say that on the NEW Crazypoop.com
That's ok.... I don't hang out where my first amendment rights are limited.
My dog does that when he sees another on the pavement...have to keep your windows 3/4 of the way up.
Must of been a white girl he seen,.,.,.,.
@GrimmWilder Dont think so - Dogs are colourblind arent they?
He hit the road so hard he is now white.
It was the new anti carjacking device working like a charm.
My dog is smarter then that shithead.
Ya way off, I say ya way off this time son.
Black people problems
It was the hulk.
Everybody just wants to beat down on a brother...
I'm going with -- "He stuck his dick in crazy!" Look again, he was screaming for help, the stress and anxiety she was creating behind the tinted windows, the poor man just couldn't take it anymore and boom! He jumped out the window of a moving car. Fellas, this is a fellow man who unfortunately stuck his dick in crazy! Let's take a moment to feel his pain and learn a valuable lesson - "Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy!"
He must of also stuck that crazy dick in your brain,.,.,.,.
Glad you liked it, I was going for my Trump Supporter impression.
White maggots are immune to crazy... but it's a good idea to warn your peeps.
@luvthick I would have to imagine myself being black and my brain can't function that low and stupid.
Sound like low and stupid would be an upgrade for you. Don't aim above FuckTard, you'll only frustrate yourself further.
I thought you were Mexican but it appears you are black AND Mexican.... If you were only Female you would rise to the top of the welfare handout chart. Yee Boy
I'm messing with you because its so easy and you seem tough enough to take it.
Maddog is going to sue you for copyright infringement, right after Flavor Flav sues him.
So you are saying that I'm not alone in my observation. Why aren't you in the food stamp line?
Man, Fox News, got you good.
I was never on food stamps, but I'm not blind & stupid.
There's plenty of White folks on food stamps, I see them with their EBT cards all the time. I have also seen good people who became sick or lost their jobs, end up on food stamps. These services are not the problem, abuse and corruption is.
Until you step out of your bubble, you will always be the product of Right-Wing Lies!
Scraping the Black off fast as he can.
Did anyone notice there was a black guy in this video?
That's Fox News, He was White, the video cut off right before the black paint rubbed off.
@happyjack No. But I did notice a nigger.
@peacefrog just joined the site 2 days ago. Fail
Missed his branch.
At least try to be creative...
...how the fuck do you fall out a car window on the freeway?
He failed to understand that Mass + distance from fulcrum must favor the INSIDE of the car.
If he survived can we get a follow up interview and ask what the fuck he was thinking?
What The Fuck Were You Thinking Your Suppose To Wait Until You Come To A Complete Stop You Stupid Fuck
New quicker way to fill potholes on highways
That was AWESOME!
loool now THAT is Nigga High XD
He still had his phone rofll
Are you sure somebody didn't fart in the car and he bailing from the smell?
@dry terd : That's the best explanation yet!
I'll lend you my dog. She could clear an entire city!!!
@wombatbytes Nice One!! ..There might be a Market here for inane silly Comments without Racist implications ... They rarely lead to anything.
Boost the CS Humour Of Life and leave your daily problems in your coat pocket.
@airsporter your re one of the racist fucktards, don't act line your hands are clean.
Ghost ride the whip!
Why did the victim climb out of the SUV's, he was sitting in the passenger seat, window with his feet first insead of climbing and sitting on the SUV'S, passenger, window sill and holding onto the the roof.
Someone said he saw boobies and wanted a better look.
19 out of 10 For stupidity
Did anybody else bust out laughing when the guys started screaming noooo
What was the expected outcome to this?
That's hard to say but someone pointed out that he did fill a couple potholes.
That idiot's on some fucked up drug to do something so stupid.
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Prolly shoulda left his shirt on