PLANTGASM

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  • gurtman23 September 8, 2017

    First you whores

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    • felterupgood September 8, 2017

      @gurtman23

      She's must be the female MacGyver

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    • txdo_msk September 8, 2017

      @gurtman23 you misspelled fist

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    • me68 September 8, 2017

      @gurtman23 yawwwwwwwwnnnnnnn

      +1 -0
  • the suspect September 8, 2017

    Fuck CS dont you think thats enough with this plant shit?

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  • Cory H. September 8, 2017

    All she needs now is a horse outfit.

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  • letmefindout September 8, 2017

    Talk about adding vegetables to the Arby's roast beef.

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  • peaks September 8, 2017

    And to think, while growing up, I was taught to believe that the Female of our species was a gentle, kind sole.

    Yet, then there is this.

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  • me68 September 8, 2017

    if a tree is slaughtered and raped in the sun room, does anybody care ?

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  • eldoggy September 8, 2017

    CS woulve been a cactus js

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  • dog66 September 8, 2017

    it was very considerate of her to not spread her std to the plant

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  • 72jayd September 8, 2017

    I wanna see her use the other end.

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  • darksider803 September 8, 2017

    Talk about A dirty whore !!!

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  • drewstl September 8, 2017

    So, She could not get a MAN?

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  • peacefrog September 8, 2017

    My garden is doing great. Bout time for fall crops. Those go into the cellar with all the severed limbs of people. Great fertilizer.

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  • gandog56 September 8, 2017

    Let me see her try that with a saguaro cactus!

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones September 8, 2017

    What the fuck did I just jerkoff to?

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  • maddog123 September 8, 2017

    Wondered what happen to that girl that played in vegas vacation uncle eddies daughter!!!

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    • happyjack September 9, 2017

      @maddog123 cousin Vicki looks like someone's grandma now, but Clark's daughter Audrey has blossomed nicely.

      http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0120434/fullcredits/cast?ref_=m_ttfc_3

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  • maddog123 September 8, 2017

    Also that was very disturbing even for me and I'm a sick minded old fucker !!!

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  • GrimmWilder September 8, 2017

    I can't decide yet if this is a good or bad thing,..,.,.,

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  • ebola September 8, 2017

    A dirty whore, but she got wood!!!

    +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee September 8, 2017

    Meet your new branch manager. If something has you stumped, she'll get right on it.

    +2 -0
  • cuntox September 8, 2017

    Fuckin hell I love puffy nipples...

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  • allcaps September 8, 2017

    i havent seen everything in person...but i think i just did on here....and tastefully done i might add

    +1 -1
  • mordecai September 8, 2017

    2 words: ginger and horseradish :)

    +1 -0
  • ouch September 8, 2017

    I don't think April O'Neal got what the ninja turtles meant when they said "FUCK YOU SPLINTER"

    +3 -1
  • airsporter September 8, 2017

    Not treemendously good for the planet girl!

    +1 -1
  • mykejp September 8, 2017

    Her dream fuck is Groot.

    +3 -0
  • hiwudjablome September 8, 2017

    Yup,,,she can Blome,,,wonder how much ya gotta pay this bitch to fuck a tree

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  • happyjack September 8, 2017

    Ooga booga

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  • mclovin510 September 8, 2017

    I told that bitch to dust the shelves not ass plow the plants!

    +1 -0
  • shithawk September 8, 2017

    I would have suggested

    ass-paragus.

    +3 -0
  • dry terd September 8, 2017

    It's called a vegasm. She can handle a root in her ass pretty well.

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  • misteram September 8, 2017

    Bitch, you are filthy already, so why put a condom on this tree??

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    • maxm60 September 9, 2017

      @misteram cuz she's not like you all able to take a full sized douglas fir up your ass you little faggot.

      +1 -1
      • misteram September 11, 2017

        @maxm60 haha, talk for yourself you little cunt, what are you? An tiny dick or something like that that's what you have. From god, are plan B....itch

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  • misteram September 8, 2017

    I hope this thing get stocked up in your filthy and!

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    • peacefrog September 8, 2017

      @misteram

      Hairlip?

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  • misteram September 8, 2017

    Ass*

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  • wombatbytes September 8, 2017

    The remake of Little Shop of Horrors seems be coming along well.

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  • luvthick September 8, 2017

    She puts a condom on after she gave it Aids.

    +2 -1
  • wafflecock September 8, 2017

    I am GROOT!

    +2 -0
  • picklehiesner September 8, 2017

    The old palm tree in the pooper routine

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  • nybadguy September 8, 2017

    Miracle hoe.

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  • blowback51 September 8, 2017

    She walked right out of an episode of game of thorns

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  • james511969 September 8, 2017

    Something tells me that she likes the ol, Black wall-Nut

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  • me68 September 8, 2017

    the new tree graft was called the ''''filthy skank whore palm''''

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    • GrimmWilder September 8, 2017

      @me68

      They grow everywhere like weeds.,,.,.

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  • fukume September 8, 2017

    Is this how they make hybrid plants?

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  • truckingman September 8, 2017

    What in the MF" ........................................

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  • skullfuck3r September 8, 2017

    Is this why they call it the dirt hole?

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  • bearded_misfit September 8, 2017

    Now that's how you fertilize your garden!

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 September 9, 2017

    Shes gonna catch root-rot

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  • bigblackhead September 9, 2017

    shove some poison ivy up there to tighten it up in a day or two

    +0 -0
  • pizzapie September 9, 2017

    She'll never run out of sex partners

    +0 -0
 
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