@the suspect White people :o
Drugs are bad. Drugs are very, very bad.
Letmefindout Drugs can MF" KILL!!!!!!
@letmefindout guess who's heading to jail??
He'll never be the head of a major corporation..
They were just trying to help him get aHEAD in life.
That was well done.
Payback is a bitch!
No kind of story to this other than the one guy was high as shit or just plain crazy?
@gandog56 Russians?? I'm going the crazy route.
lol dude look at your face and your body... oh right you're dead.
Ya think? It was a fucking prank.
@maddog123 yea, where's the blood splatter? Cadaver perhaps?
I remember when i first cut off a head....it weren't as funny,..,
Then you come down from the acid and say "oh shhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttt...."
I'm guessing that their mate don't see the funny side of it.
Ok jokes over. Turn around and put your hands behind your back. Do you know your Miranda rights? No. Anything you say......
I can already see the regret in his face. What the actual fuck! Then he turns around afraid to look at himself in the mirror. Some fucking people I swear.
I think he might regret it when he sobers up!
That's going to be one hell of a hangover.
That guy was headed down the drain anyway.
gone wrong i guess, probably sexual too.
If a friend kill your other friend joking. As the camera guy. Don't you think you should think how the hell are you going to escape that place? You could be next
I didn't do nuffin
@happyjack : Happy, menopause isn't being too kind to you, is it?
@wombatbytes it hasn't been too bad, I mean your mom's pussy is a little drier, but with a little more lube, I'm making the best of it.
@happyjack : Nothing like the worn out originals, is there?
But you have been a cranky bitch of late. Seriously, Ouch isn't getting to you is he?
@wombatbytes my comeback to your menopause jab is friggin genius compared to the kfc watermelon jokes.
But to answer your question, that little guy is like a fly at a BBQ. Yeah he's annoying, but you keep swatting him away, but he keeps coming back for more. But you continue to have a good time, eating too much, drinking too much, taking peeks at everyone woman's ass and tits and just enjoying the day. Then you forget about that pesky little fly because one little fly can't ruin a great BBQ.
@happyjack : OK, no fucking around.
The world is a much smaller place with the 'net and we can't just go for the lowest common denominator else we'll be left with nothing.
The image of a black guy on a porch eating watermelon means nothing in Australia. Fuck, if most of the little abo kids would eat watermelon it would be great for them health wise.
Much the same with 'nigger'. I raised it with respect to The Dambusters remake a week or so ago, but it is an American issue. Should the rest of the world have to change it's language to satisfy the USA? Cover our women not to piss off the Arabs? It has to stop somewhere.
P.S. I am a great BBQ cook.
@wombatbytes Do you make "smoked spam"? I just made some a few days ago and that shit was absolutely addicting.
@bigsmokey86 : Never have.
Does Spam - spiced ham, from a tin - mean the same thing in the USA as it does in Aus or the UK? Because that could be fucking disgusting. Or, done well, it could be good!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!
@wombatbytes Yep , it's the same all over the world. Look up the recipes on YouTube and Google. You and everyone else will love it.
@wombatbytes love Monty Python
@wombatbytes Quit acting like a nigger
@wombatbytes it's one of those things.....You'd almost need to ask the whites around here what the humor is in the KFC and watermelon jokes, because personally I enjoy both foods.
But in the grand scheme of things race relations in this country have a long way to go. Whites blame the blacks and blacks blame the whites, so nothing improves or changes.
@happyjack : HJ, if you ever make your way to South Aus drop me a line and I'll buy you a beer or three.
@wombatbytes don't lie, you'd give happ "vegemite", and that shit sucks big time
@happyjack : P.S. it's 'din do nuffin'
That's some fucked up room mates.
Heads up bro
The end of days has been here for a long time... People like these doubt it just like Satan Will's it So.
WHAT THE MF" TYPE OF SICK MF" JOKE???
Just shaking his head at this two ___________ ideal of a MF" JOKE, ................................................
Damn Russian Hackers.
Scotch tape it back on and sell him.
fuckin drunk Russians
REALEST Joke I've Ever Seen
Poor guy. Jokesters made him cower... with his head between his legs.
crocodils stil la thing?
i thoughts a government plot to rot out druffies
still at it?
Oh no, he banged his head by accident, ouch!
some people will do anything for a little head
That sick fuck must have serious mental problems if he thinks it's that funny. Laughing all the way to prison. I bet Russian prison isn't funny!
Let me take a guess...this is russian prank!
@emoelmo how. We didn’t invent violence or most things or beliefs
Need friends like these
Laugh it up funny boy ....Your next !!!
Everyone's a comedian.