IT'S JUST A PRANK: LUNATICS DECAPITATE FRIEND 'AS A JOKE'

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  • the suspect September 10, 2017

    Classic!

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    • niggletio September 11, 2017

      @the suspect White people :o

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  • letmefindout September 10, 2017

    Drugs are bad. Drugs are very, very bad.

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    • truckingman September 10, 2017

      Letmefindout Drugs can MF" KILL!!!!!!

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    • underpants September 10, 2017

      @letmefindout guess who's heading to jail??

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  • doondah September 10, 2017

    He'll never be the head of a major corporation..

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  • noboongoon September 10, 2017

    They were just trying to help him get aHEAD in life.

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  • peaks September 10, 2017

    That was well done.

    Ha!

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  • gandog56 September 10, 2017

    No kind of story to this other than the one guy was high as shit or just plain crazy?

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    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @gandog56 Russians?? I'm going the crazy route.

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  • durruti September 10, 2017

    lol dude look at your face and your body... oh right you're dead.

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  • maddog123 September 10, 2017

    Bull shit

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    • peaks September 10, 2017

      @maddog123

      Ya think? It was a fucking prank.

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    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @maddog123 yea, where's the blood splatter? Cadaver perhaps?

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  • GrimmWilder September 10, 2017

    I remember when i first cut off a head....it weren't as funny,..,

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  • b-train September 10, 2017

    Then you come down from the acid and say "oh shhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttt...."

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  • kiwi cunt September 10, 2017

    I'm guessing that their mate don't see the funny side of it.

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  • nybadguy September 10, 2017

    Ok jokes over. Turn around and put your hands behind your back. Do you know your Miranda rights? No. Anything you say......

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  • ryanesaurus September 10, 2017

    I can already see the regret in his face. What the actual fuck! Then he turns around afraid to look at himself in the mirror. Some fucking people I swear.

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  • willwags1 September 10, 2017

    I think he might regret it when he sobers up!

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  • wombatbytes September 10, 2017

    That's going to be one hell of a hangover.

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  • oldrooster September 10, 2017

    That guy was headed down the drain anyway.

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  • thelegend27 September 10, 2017

    gone wrong i guess, probably sexual too.

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  • sorillo September 10, 2017

    If a friend kill your other friend joking. As the camera guy. Don't you think you should think how the hell are you going to escape that place? You could be next

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  • happyjack September 10, 2017

    I didn't do nuffin

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    • wombatbytes September 10, 2017

      @happyjack : Happy, menopause isn't being too kind to you, is it?

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      • happyjack September 10, 2017

        @wombatbytes it hasn't been too bad, I mean your mom's pussy is a little drier, but with a little more lube, I'm making the best of it.

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        • wombatbytes September 10, 2017

          @happyjack : Nothing like the worn out originals, is there?

          But you have been a cranky bitch of late. Seriously, Ouch isn't getting to you is he?

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          • happyjack September 10, 2017

            @wombatbytes my comeback to your menopause jab is friggin genius compared to the kfc watermelon jokes.

            But to answer your question, that little guy is like a fly at a BBQ. Yeah he's annoying, but you keep swatting him away, but he keeps coming back for more. But you continue to have a good time, eating too much, drinking too much, taking peeks at everyone woman's ass and tits and just enjoying the day. Then you forget about that pesky little fly because one little fly can't ruin a great BBQ.

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            • wombatbytes September 10, 2017

              @happyjack : OK, no fucking around.

              The world is a much smaller place with the 'net and we can't just go for the lowest common denominator else we'll be left with nothing.

              The image of a black guy on a porch eating watermelon means nothing in Australia. Fuck, if most of the little abo kids would eat watermelon it would be great for them health wise.

              Much the same with 'nigger'. I raised it with respect to The Dambusters remake a week or so ago, but it is an American issue. Should the rest of the world have to change it's language to satisfy the USA? Cover our women not to piss off the Arabs? It has to stop somewhere.

              P.S. I am a great BBQ cook.

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              • bigsmokey86 September 10, 2017

                @wombatbytes Do you make "smoked spam"? I just made some a few days ago and that shit was absolutely addicting.

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                • wombatbytes September 10, 2017

                  @bigsmokey86 : Never have.

                  Does Spam - spiced ham, from a tin - mean the same thing in the USA as it does in Aus or the UK? Because that could be fucking disgusting. Or, done well, it could be good!

                  Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!

                  Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.

                  Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

                  Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

                  Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

                  Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

                  Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)

                  Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)

                  Lovely Spaaam!

                  Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!

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                  • bigsmokey86 September 10, 2017

                    @wombatbytes Yep , it's the same all over the world. Look up the recipes on YouTube and Google. You and everyone else will love it.

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                  • sarge07 September 11, 2017

                    @wombatbytes love Monty Python

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              • happyjack September 10, 2017

                @wombatbytes it's one of those things.....You'd almost need to ask the whites around here what the humor is in the KFC and watermelon jokes, because personally I enjoy both foods.

                But in the grand scheme of things race relations in this country have a long way to go. Whites blame the blacks and blacks blame the whites, so nothing improves or changes.

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                • wombatbytes September 10, 2017

                  @happyjack : HJ, if you ever make your way to South Aus drop me a line and I'll buy you a beer or three.

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                  • sarge07 September 11, 2017

                    @wombatbytes don't lie, you'd give happ "vegemite", and that shit sucks big time

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    • wombatbytes September 10, 2017

      @happyjack : P.S. it's 'din do nuffin'

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  • whobe September 10, 2017

    That's some fucked up room mates.

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  • picklehiesner September 10, 2017

    Heads up bro

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  • salvador76 September 10, 2017

    The end of days has been here for a long time... People like these doubt it just like Satan Will's it So.

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  • truckingman September 10, 2017

    WHAT THE MF" TYPE OF SICK MF" JOKE???

    Just shaking his head at this two ___________ ideal of a MF" JOKE, ................................................

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  • aorta September 10, 2017

    Damn Russian Hackers.

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  • bleedsvodka September 10, 2017

    Scotch tape it back on and sell him.

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  • sarge07 September 11, 2017

    fuckin drunk Russians

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  • renbo956 September 11, 2017

    REALEST Joke I've Ever Seen

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  • crockful September 11, 2017

    Poor guy. Jokesters made him cower... with his head between his legs.

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  • machinedeth September 11, 2017

    crocodils stil la thing?

    i thoughts a government plot to rot out druffies

    still at it?

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  • mrthorwald September 12, 2017

    Oh no, he banged his head by accident, ouch!

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  • boney1 September 12, 2017

    some people will do anything for a little head

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  • frank n. stein September 14, 2017

    That sick fuck must have serious mental problems if he thinks it's that funny. Laughing all the way to prison. I bet Russian prison isn't funny!

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  • crazymember September 18, 2017

    Let me take a guess...this is russian prank!

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  • emoelmo October 25, 2017

    white people

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    • tdex123 November 3, 2017

      @emoelmo how. We didn’t invent violence or most things or beliefs

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  • spaghettios November 14, 2017

    Need friends like these

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