DAMN: ALLERGIC REACTION TURNS GUY INTO A SPACE ALIEN

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  • the suspect September 10, 2017

    See a docter, thats not fucking normal, quit acting normal.

    +8 -2
    • misteram September 10, 2017

      @the suspect i hope he sees it!

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    • felterupgood September 10, 2017

      @the suspect

      Fuck normal... Buy a plane ticket and do that and claim it was the food.

      He's got a gig he just needs an agent.

      +1 -0
  • letmefindout September 10, 2017

    "Caveat emptor" "Let the buyer beware"

    +3 -0
    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @letmefindout "Stultus pecunia" A fool and his money

      +0 -0
  • peaks September 10, 2017

    Let us just call it what it is.

    This butterfly sucked so much cock that now he is rotting.

    What a shock!

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  • doondah September 10, 2017

    The intelligence of a smart donkey

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  • felterupgood September 10, 2017

    See what we can learn from dumbasses who fuck up.

    +5 -2
  • skullfuck3r September 10, 2017

    What happened to black don't crack?

    +8 -1
  • arrybadboy September 10, 2017

    that's going straight down me pants.

    +3 -1
    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @arrybadboy you really wan a scabby pecker?

      +0 -0
      • dirtrocket September 11, 2017

        @sarge07

        Scabbed for her pleasure, giggity!

        +0 -0
  • b-train September 10, 2017

    Nope, I don't want to live on this Earth anymore.

    +3 -2
  • strokerace September 10, 2017

    Go to the doctor i know hes got Obama Care.

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  • kiwi cunt September 10, 2017

    Nigger is damned lucky he didn't apply some to his fucking cock.

    +9 -5
    • shithawk September 10, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      I'll be the guinea pig and let you know the results.

      +5 -0
    • manunkind September 10, 2017

      @kiwi cunt Is that how Henry Rollins got his soup-can cock?

      +1 -0
      • sarge07 September 11, 2017

        @manunkind who's Henry Rollins?

        +0 -0
  • nybadguy September 10, 2017

    BLM

    +5 -3
  • dry terd September 10, 2017

    Nigga look like Mega-Mind!

    +7 -2
    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @dry terd HAHA, yea he did, I do feel for the "brotha" tho.

      +0 -0
  • airsporter September 10, 2017

    Smell a compo claim here.

    +4 -0
  • mclovin510 September 10, 2017

    Stop bitching, at least it didn't turn you white!

    +8 -0
    • misteram September 10, 2017

      @mclovin510 The MJ Effect.

      +5 -1
      • sarge07 September 11, 2017

        @misteram didn't they find a few hundred gallons of skin bleach at Wackos when he overdosed?

        +1 -0
        • misteram September 11, 2017

          @sarge07 haha, i Think so bro!

          +0 -0
    • hiwudjablome September 10, 2017

      @mclovin510

      Then his welfare gets cut off

      +3 -4
  • willwags1 September 10, 2017

    He just got his ass whooped and blaming it on an allergic reaction

    +6 -1
  • wombatbytes September 10, 2017

    There's a lot of shit there.

    +4 -0
    • misteram September 11, 2017

      @wombatbytes Bro, you serious?? XD

      +0 -0
  • oldrooster September 10, 2017

    The literal crackhead.

    +5 -0
  • misteram September 10, 2017

    At least you have tried, bro!

    +4 -0
  • freddykrueger September 10, 2017

    ...it says on back to test a small amount in a inconspicuous area before use!

    +6 -0
    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @freddykrueger personal experience?? LOL

      +0 -0
  • stenchfart September 10, 2017

    I use the shit as jerkoff lube

    +4 -0
  • hiwudjablome September 10, 2017

    Just needs to put a little coco butter on it

    +2 -1
  • fiddledeedee September 10, 2017

    Soooo... if you slather it on your pubic hair does your cock swell up twice as big?

    Maybe it's really working, I mean, maybe his swelled head is from all the follicles growin' larger and shit.

    Okay, seriassly, this dude needs a doctor.

    +3 -0
    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @fiddledeedee and turn into reptile skin

      +0 -0
  • whobe September 10, 2017

    Give it to all the towel heads and tell them it will make their head feel cooler under all those rags.

    +3 -0
  • joedumber September 10, 2017

    lot of things to say to you brother......sue them, its not at your own risk, you was almost killed by that shit, at your own risk means jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, doesn't mean something that is supposed to make you better makes you dead. Look into civil action documentaries like movies, true crime, and court shows. Also the FDA, if you don't the next person will die from that shit or the next person will sue them and get millions. I'm not a lawyer, but i watch court shows this stuff is on TV all the time. Based on what i see on court TV, your case is definitely a winner. Fuck that black lives matter shit, take them to the cleaners. Second, laugh at black hair products in stores all my life. Used it once during the jerry curl era, took me forever to wash it out. Never again I use white prodcuts.

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  • fatlarry September 10, 2017

    old melon head

    +4 -0
  • peacefrog September 10, 2017

    That's some creole, voodoo shit there man'.

    +2 -0
    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @peacefrog naw, his daddy be one o dem reptile alien overlords the idiots on Ancient Aliens are always talkin about.

      +0 -0
  • kore September 10, 2017

    Wow, a reptilian

    +2 -0
  • picklehiesner September 10, 2017

    Dude ! Take a fuckin Benadryl !

    +3 -0
  • truckingman September 10, 2017

    The last time I saw a person's eye swell shut from anallergic reaction was my, biological, sister had gotting stug by a wasp on the left side of her face, just uder her eye. With in a few muntines, the left side of her face had swelling up closing her left eye. At the time of this event, she was about nine or ten years of age.

    +2 -0
    • manunkind September 10, 2017

      @truckingman I had an anallergic reaction last night. Goddamned Taco Bell, man. Not even once.

      +4 -0
    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @truckingman don't tell me, a Red Wasp? Those bitches are wicked!!!

      +0 -0
  • jackstash September 10, 2017

    should have used that spray on hair

    +2 -0
  • nesty September 10, 2017

    look like he went on reverse jenny craig

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  • bigblackhead September 10, 2017

    he may be a stupid nigger

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  • houndog35 September 10, 2017

    https://youtu.be/UaR6aqL-L3Y

    +1 -0
    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @houndog35 NO NO NO!! I don't trust you!! LOL

      +1 -0
    • sarge07 September 11, 2017

      @houndog35 OK, I resend my comment.

      +1 -0
  • txdo_msk September 10, 2017

    Nice PSA: Public Stupidity Announcement.

    +1 -0
  • sarge07 September 11, 2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dude I feel for ya, but come on, you CAN'T re grow hair, and YOU CAN"T MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER!!!!! It just don't work, and you get side effects and allergic reactions. Dude go to the ER and get an antihistamine shot. Again, I feel for ya, but it's funny as hell.

    +0 -0
  • dvusguy September 11, 2017

    Hair. Follicle. Fortifier.

    You have no hair on your bald ass head!!! Therefore, you have no hair follicles! You deserve to morph into something other than a human for being so stupid SMH

    +1 -0
  • grhman September 13, 2017

    The bottle was still sealed still had the shrink wrap

    +0 -0
  • goff September 16, 2017

    When you buy a bottle that looks like it's fresh off a snake charmer's stage coach from the 1860's then it's ALL on you. Personally, I think the dude's a bullshit artist.

    +0 -0
 
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