Nothing like being prepared in case you need to please yourself NOW!
She almost gave herself an ear infucktion......twat did you say? I cunt hear you!
Now that's my kind of gal. Always be prepared.
hey thats something i would do
She likes biggies...
If he was me he'd have laughed his damn head off.
Ever women have one an take it to us it for the best usess an just get cogt it no wait
lol..i've done that before...only thing is I was with my church family in a resturant...i was sitting in front of my pastor...lol everyone was looking at me..lol.