THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

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  • maddog123 September 13, 2017

    What the fuck??????????

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    • presidenttrump September 13, 2017

      @maddog123 The majority of East Asian women are hideous. They are more plastic spastic than Hollyweird.

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      • sarge07 September 13, 2017

        @presidenttrump I think you're confused with Kin Kartrashian

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        • manunkind September 13, 2017

          @sarge07 Or Melania Trump. Or Marla Maples. Or Ivana. Or...

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          • cigarman September 15, 2017

            @manunkind His women are better looking than the blow up dolls you're used to fucking!

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        • presidenttrump September 14, 2017

          @sarge07 East Asian women are worse than even the Kadarshian degenerates.

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  • the suspect September 13, 2017

    I had to watch this multiple times...

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  • hiwudjablome September 13, 2017

    So she can Blome from one side

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    • happyjack September 13, 2017

      @hiwudjablome "blow me"

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      • vivalamigra September 13, 2017

        @happyjack This is not a dating site "happy" jack.

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        • happyjack September 13, 2017

          @vivalamigra me? If trump walked into the same room that you were in, you'd have an orange dick in your mouth quicker than he could say "build that wall"

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          • vivalamigra September 13, 2017

            @happyjack Again with the odd gay fantasies "happy" jack...

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          • presidenttrump September 13, 2017

            @happyjack Obummer's legacy is tarnished, Jack. It is about time that you came to terms with it.

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            • happyjack September 13, 2017

              @presidenttrump why does everyone keep talking about obama? He's not making Donald trumps mouth move. I could give a fuck less about Obama I'm not related to the man or anything....let's focus on the current president

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              • vivalamigra September 13, 2017

                @happyjack Obama couldn't wait to put his two cents worth into Trump's decision to fix the DACA problem. Obama won't go away like every president before him has done. The boy's ego is way to big for that.

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              • sarge07 September 13, 2017

                @happyjack and he's also very quiet and not calling offering condolences to Mexico either, if he was it'd be all over the news.

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                • happyjack September 13, 2017

                  @sarge07 HE'S NOT THE PRESIDENT.

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                  • presidenttrump September 13, 2017

                    @happyjack Remember that, Jack.

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                  • sarge07 September 13, 2017

                    @happyjack so what, The Bush's did, and they're not the President either.

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                    • happyjack September 14, 2017

                      @sarge07 so you commend an ex president for doing it, feel as though the last president should do it, but don't think the current president should be doing it. Yeah that makes sense.

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  • hellokitty September 13, 2017

    Multiple times for me too. Didn't seem like the same woman. Some women are masters of deception.

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  • peaks September 13, 2017

    Ohhhhh...Yoko!

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    • sarge07 September 13, 2017

      @peaks sorry, Yoko was never as good looking as that woman.

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  • letmefindout September 13, 2017

    And you wonder why make up companies like Estee Lauder make so much money.

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  • airsporter September 13, 2017

    Chalk & Cheese.

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  • jerkinjeb September 13, 2017

    Low mein and Kung POW.

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  • dry terd September 13, 2017

    Ok....ok..... oh shit...kill it!!!

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  • sealex September 13, 2017

    Well shit, not to say she's pretty but her expression from one side to the other really helped make a difference. Still would be catastrophic taking one to bed and waking up to the fucked up monster next morning. Fuck!

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  • luvthick September 13, 2017

    Let me guess... She's looking for an honest Man.

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  • bradcf30 September 13, 2017

    Damn that's fucking crazy, lol.

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  • carlspackler September 13, 2017

    This is why I never look a woman in her eyes when I fuck her.

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  • fukume September 13, 2017

    Two for the price of one .a keeper and kicker

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  • happyjack September 13, 2017

    Yes a lot of women wear make up. How do you think the women who are stuck with a fat ugly husband feel ?

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    • ketamine<3 September 13, 2017

      @happyjack exactly we all want a perfect woman but don't realize our own imperfections. +

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    • jerkinjeb September 13, 2017

      @happyjack

      Let's ask your ole lady.

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      • happyjack September 13, 2017

        @jerkinjeb welcome back from rehab. Funny how I forgot you ever existed until now.

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        • jerkinjeb September 13, 2017

          @happyjack

          Oh, I never forgot bout u happiness. Your ole lady was re-habbing my cock. She's quite a milker...

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          • happyjack September 13, 2017

            @jerkinjeb anyone who was getting pussy on a regular basis wouldn't be as snotty and sophomoric as you are. I can read you like a book

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    • sarge07 September 13, 2017

      @happyjack "fat ugly husband"? Amazing

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      • happyjack September 13, 2017

        @sarge07 if you want to follow me from video to video to bump heads that's fine with me, but I'm not gonna take it easy on you old timer.

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        • sarge07 September 13, 2017

          @happyjack "old timer" HAHAHAHA!!

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  • candle September 13, 2017

    never understood why people say "This is my good side"... until now

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  • bleedsvodka September 13, 2017

    I'd still hit it

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  • fiddledeedee September 13, 2017

    Jeeez, it's like you could go to bed with the most beautiful angel and wake up next to Ricardo Montalban.

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    • airsporter September 13, 2017

      @fiddledeedee Blimey! - That names a blast from the past...

      It could be worse and you wake up next to that little Too Too midget that always had a drinks tray on his head.

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      • fiddledeedee September 13, 2017

        @airsporter

        Ah yes, Herve Villachaize, the sidekick on Fantasy Island. He probably got more hot ass than any of us.

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        • sarge07 September 13, 2017

          @fiddledeedee and he still committed suicide

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          • fiddledeedee September 15, 2017

            @sarge07

            Sadly, yes. It is said Villachaize was in incredible pain during his last years because his internal organs were normal sized, and became under increasingly more pressure inside his small body. I read somewhere he could only sleep in a kneeling position because of the constant, severe pain he was in. Apparently he just couldn't take it anymore. He left a suicide note for his girlfriend.

            Man, you never know what difficult things other people have to deal with. RIP Herve.

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  • willwags1 September 13, 2017

    At least we know which side to shove into the pillow when she is getting some dick in her ass!

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  • picklehiesner September 13, 2017

    She's not half bad

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    • ouch September 13, 2017

      @picklehiesner lol cleaver

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    • whobe September 13, 2017

      @picklehiesner half is better than none.

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  • sarge07 September 13, 2017

    Kim Kartrashian, Taylor Swift, Black Chyna, Lady GagGag, Niki Minaji (however you spell it), Jlo, Christina Aguilera, Janet Jackson; do yo really think they all look "Fabulous" without their war paint??

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  • b-train September 13, 2017

    Makeup. It does a body good.

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  • deadpen September 13, 2017

    This is some of that bait and switch shit.

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  • sorillo September 14, 2017

    Power of makeup

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  • whbonney September 15, 2017

    Much of what she did there is stop smiling. Her eyes and mouth are a large part of the expression, not just the color. Either way, that's some spooky shit. Can you imagine fucking her? Pic up an Asian hotty at a strip club, go home and bang her, and she takes a shower and comes out? You'd think there was a trap door in the bathroom where the trolls get let out for daily activity.

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  • dozer67 September 25, 2017

    Yeah , no. She still is Asian, most likely still has a hot body ...Finally, makeup is cheap so no problem here.

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