FREE ADVICE: HAVE A PENIS? DON'T FUCKING DO THIS WITH IT

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  • ketamine<3 September 14, 2017

    Just cut his dick off the fucking dumbass..

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    • misteram September 14, 2017

      @ketamine<3 no worrying about using Viagra!

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  • 72jayd September 14, 2017

    And then it fell off.

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  • darksider803 September 14, 2017

    Not how you grow A third leg ...

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  • jerkinjeb September 14, 2017

    Does that mean the weddings off?

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  • the suspect September 14, 2017

    Love the slideshow music at the end

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    • GrimmWilder September 14, 2017

      @the suspect ...I know Right......very touching.,.,.,.,

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  • ob1 September 14, 2017

    The only fucking he'll be doing is with the tranny from the earlier vid and he'll be on his back

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  • presidenttrump September 14, 2017

    Libtards don't deserve a penis. Degenerates, all of 'em.

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  • maxm60 September 14, 2017

    Kudos to the guy with the grinder!

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    • redpig September 14, 2017

      @maxm60

      Steady, nice and slow

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  • omnomnom September 14, 2017

    Dude that metal is getting fucking hot you know:llll

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  • jersey devil September 14, 2017

    Was the pussy worth it ? You dumb fuck!

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  • fukume September 14, 2017

    You gotta have balls to do this!

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  • hiwudjablome September 14, 2017

    He'll probably go out and get another one..

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  • fatlarry September 14, 2017

    bye bye mr happy

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  • airsporter September 14, 2017

    A bit drastic! - No WD40?

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    • airsporter September 14, 2017

      @airsporter ; 'Mental Patient Attempts Laundromat Robbery And Flees.' or

      Nut screws washers and bolts.

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  • dry terd September 14, 2017

    I guess it's just me, but I REALLY like my penis. I mean the most torturous thing I do to my penis is put it into dark wet holes from time to time.

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  • wombatbytes September 14, 2017

    Crazy Jew taking circumcism to the next level

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  • vivalamigra September 14, 2017

    Obama passed bathroom laws just for these brave civil rights heroes.

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  • redpig September 14, 2017

    Really? No shit

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  • motorboatagoat September 14, 2017

    I like the ending, it was like a slideshow of all the good times his dick and nut had together...ahh memories

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  • nybadguy September 14, 2017

    I believe i have that same Makita grinder

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  • bearded_misfit September 14, 2017

    In the words of Beyoncé "Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it "

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  • picklehiesner September 14, 2017

    May want to go up a size or two bro

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  • peaks September 14, 2017

    Am I the only one who teared up when the heart-felt piano music kicked in?

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  • houndog35 September 14, 2017

    That thang looks like one of those spice worms in Dune....

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  • freddykrueger September 14, 2017

    ...next time poke it with a needle!

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  • james511969 September 14, 2017

    And here I thought, grinder was a gay website.

    Guess I'll stay away from the tool isle at Home Depot.

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  • b-train September 14, 2017

    This man is a eunuch. This man is a eunuch. This man...this man is dead.

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  • lowfro September 15, 2017

    This is not how you jack off

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  • cazaly September 15, 2017

    When she said put a ring on it, I'm sure that's not what she meant.

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  • happyendings September 15, 2017

    I never understand when men must put they penis on all things with a hole ^^

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  • deadpen September 16, 2017

    HA, about 20 some years ago a guy did that around here. The Dr didn't have the tools to handle the situation. So he called a local fabrication shop and asked if they had a 90 degree air grinder with a cutoff wheel.

    The maintenance supervisor said "yes we do." So the hospital drove ol' bearing dick down to the shop and asked the maintenance supervisor to cut it off for them.

    They didn't have the guy under, he was awake for the entire thing. But they were nice enough to run water out of a hose onto his junk while they cut it off. That's the reason they needed an air grinder, they were afraid to run water over an electric one, unlike this doc who was like "I don't give a fuck, it isn't my dick."

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  • sinner1ner September 18, 2017

    bet it seemed like a good idea before the swelling started

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