IMAGINE COMING HOME DRUNK AND SEEING THIS FUCKING THING

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  • the suspect September 17, 2017

    What time is it when they look straight at you? Yeah fuck this shit.

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    • misteram September 17, 2017

      @the suspect The you must be run!! XD

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    • joedumber September 17, 2017

      @the suspect straight at you means missionary, 918 is dick in her ass, 146 is ass to pussy switch offs, and 651 is she's getting sandwiched baby.

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  • b-train September 17, 2017

    Dafuq?

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  • dick steel September 17, 2017

    That's creepy. You can't jack off with that thing staring at you.

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    • ouch September 17, 2017

      @dick steel

      wanna bet!

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      • cazaly September 17, 2017

        @ouch After 6 weeks working out bush and the only female is an angry lesbian cook to look at, I reckon you're right. Anything will work.

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      • dick steel September 17, 2017

        @ouch

        You're on.

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      • whobe September 17, 2017

        @ouch LOL

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    • fiddledeedee September 17, 2017

      @dick steel

      Time will tell.

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  • maddog123 September 17, 2017

    Hire kung fu beaner back surely he sober onece a month!?!?

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  • vikingshill September 17, 2017

    I'll stick to digital, thank you very much. At least then, I can still tell time when I'm drunk as a skunk

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  • alastor September 17, 2017

    So this whole time my ex-wife was just trying to tell me it was 10:15

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    • felterupgood September 17, 2017

      @alastor

      Was that before or after the car door whacked her head?

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      • alastor September 17, 2017

        @felterupgood (lol) I wish. She had a lazy eye which is funny because sometimes that lazy fucker was all over the place.

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        • wafflecock September 22, 2017

          @alastor She had one beautiful eye. So beautiful the other one kept lookin at it.

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  • 72jayd September 17, 2017

    Annoying as fuck.

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  • hated it 321 September 17, 2017

    Gotdamn people are stupid.

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  • felterupgood September 17, 2017

    I don't like violence against women.... But she literall walked into those punches.

    I give it a big thumbs up because he could have stomped her head like most other fights on here

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    • felterupgood September 17, 2017

      @felterupgood

      This comment was posted on the previous video but CS put it here

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      • happyjack September 17, 2017

        @felterupgood no your dumbass put it here. You could of copied it, deleted it and pasted it where it belonged. Oh sorry I keep forgetting I'm on your ignore list.

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        • luvthick September 17, 2017

          @happyjack

          LMAO!

          These diehard Trump supporters blame everyone and everything else but themselves, for everything, just like their precious Forest Trump does.

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          • prolurkercrazy September 17, 2017

            @luvthick +++++

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          • happyjack September 17, 2017

            @luvthick :-) it's the websites fault.....fake news lol

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  • felterupgood September 17, 2017

    FUCK

    That's too much like my family reunion.

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    • hiwudjablome September 17, 2017

      @felterupgood

      From Alabama eh.

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      • felterupgood September 17, 2017

        @hiwudjablome

        Roll Tide baby

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        • happyjack September 17, 2017

          @felterupgood that explains a lot

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  • GrimmWilder September 17, 2017

    Nope............no fuckin way,..they creep me out,.,.,.,.

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  • letmefindout September 17, 2017

    Fuckin' Chinese are not trying to financially ruin the German clock makers.

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  • picklehiesner September 17, 2017

    Eye can't watch it hurts my eyes

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  • fukume September 17, 2017

    Art or fart?

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    • hiwudjablome September 17, 2017

      @fukume

      Fart,,,and a farts a shit without the mess (george carlin)

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  • hiwudjablome September 17, 2017

    Lamest thing ive seen all week..

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    • felterupgood September 17, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      Don't forget... People are vain ... As soon as an app comes out that will put clock eyes on your face it will be on your phone

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  • berget September 17, 2017

    aaaand where can i buy one?

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  • joedumber September 17, 2017

    651? Fucking stupid, proof that asians are not the smartest people on the planet like everyone says. The bad part is this shit will start popping up in the news and talk shows.

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  • prolurkercrazy September 17, 2017

    Fucking stupid

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  • redpig September 17, 2017

    Did they have to use a ginger?

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  • stenchfart September 17, 2017

    ouch does it with diloes in his ass..farts the seconds

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  • oldrooster September 17, 2017

    I hope there is a slurp and queef version of that.

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  • bearded_misfit September 17, 2017

    Can you fuck it?

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  • whobe September 17, 2017

    I'm not a doctor but I think a left uppercut will fix that.

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  • luvthick September 17, 2017

    Pennywise was there.

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  • bigblackhead September 17, 2017

    fuck off

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  • nybadguy September 17, 2017

    Where do you find this stupid shit?

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  • akbar_snackbar September 17, 2017

    Oh mama. This is great stuff to make you want to look at it untilit makes you so delilrious you decide to go on a shooting rampage

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  • salvador76 September 17, 2017

    It took Lots and lots of weed and "patience" to come up with "patience" if you can call call this fucking horryfying thing that..

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  • dry terd September 18, 2017

    Dumb shit

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  • sinner1ner September 18, 2017

    whos tryna get head from a clock

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  • heilodin September 19, 2017

    This is one of the things that people should be crucified for.

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  • frank n. stein September 19, 2017

    Stupid and NO!

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