4 DAMN GOOD REASONS TO NEVER RIDE A 2,000LB BULL

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  • maddog123 September 19, 2017

    What's the four damn reasons??????

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    • fukinyourmom September 19, 2017

      @maddog123 Most of the people on this site can't even count to 4 so no worries....

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      • maddog123 September 19, 2017

        @fukinyourmom my bad knac knac knac

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      • therockbalancer September 19, 2017

        @fukinyourmom dats cuz dares allweighs a tree in da way

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    • misteram September 19, 2017

      @maddog123 Why they don't do this with woman on top?? They really good at riding...

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  • letmefindout September 19, 2017

    There has got to be an easier way to get your meat tenderized.

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    • redpig September 19, 2017

      @letmefindout

      They used Staffies in the old days

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  • the suspect September 19, 2017

    Dont worry, they saved him but some of his organs were stolen

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  • hiwudjablome September 19, 2017

    My moneys on the bull..

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    • felterupgood September 19, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      My money is on the clowns... After the bull threw them into a double back flip they got right up and went back in for some more

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  • boobles September 19, 2017

    Never mind if his neck's broken then....

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  • ouch September 19, 2017

    I love it when the bull fuck these TARDS up!

    DERP-RRIBA!

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    • wafflecock September 24, 2017

      @ouch And then post here? lol

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  • GrimmWilder September 19, 2017

    Try to ride a 2000lb beast with horns after you taze his balls.............somehow i don't see this in my future.,,.,.

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    • felterupgood September 19, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      True... We learn to make wise decisions from these videos

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  • cazaly September 19, 2017

    Wasn't his first rodeo, might be his last though.

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  • evilsmurf September 19, 2017

    Mucho headbutto!!! Lolz

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  • zykario September 19, 2017

    Hahaha to the first have done more injuries by removing him from the square that the bull

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  • thebutcher18 September 19, 2017

    Yeeehaaw. I enjoy this show every monday morning! Not for every money in the world i would sit in such a beast. It is way enough to stand infront of it to shoot it.

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  • james511969 September 19, 2017

    You have to be retarded to ride a bull or you'll become retarded.

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  • picklehiesner September 19, 2017

    That's some bullshit right there

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  • nybadguy September 19, 2017

    My back hurts just from watching this.

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  • p00n_jabb September 19, 2017

    An interesting video, once you mute the audio... yapping chihuahua announcer and shit music galore.

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  • vivalamigra September 19, 2017

    4 million damn good reasons to deport every illegal.

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    • prolurkercrazy September 19, 2017

      @vivalamigra Lets start by auditing everyone on the South Side of Chicago first.

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      • vivalamigra September 19, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy Agreed! Audit their immigration papers and deport the ones that can not prove legal presence! You finally got it!

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        • prolurkercrazy September 19, 2017

          @vivalamigra no, no,no. You don't get to cherry pick. Blanket round up EVERYONE in South Chicago and process them with audits....

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          • vivalamigra September 19, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy I'm waiting with my birth certificate. Let's do this. I want to see some deportations!

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            • prolurkercrazy September 19, 2017

              @vivalamigra birth certificate? TAX returns.... You know the thing Forest Trump continues to lie about showing the American people for the last 2 years.

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              • vivalamigra September 19, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy Trump didn't hide his returns from the IRS. If he did something illegal he would be arrested. You ;liberals are a little too nosy and too paranoid.

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                • happyjack September 19, 2017

                  @vivalamigra not hardly as bad as someone demanding to see a presidents birth certificate huh?

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                • prolurkercrazy September 19, 2017

                  @vivalamigra You can rest assured that the Muller investigation has seen them.

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                • prolurkercrazy September 19, 2017

                  @vivalamigra Trump himself said he would release them. Another lie? Another broken promise for sure!

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                  • vivalamigra September 20, 2017

                    @prolurkercrazy I don't care to see anyone's taxes or birth certificates. Obama's gone and can't apologize to Iran anymore anyway.

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      • redpig September 19, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy how far back would you go before the cut off date?

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    • felterupgood September 19, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      And who would ride the bulls?

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  • whobe September 19, 2017

    If the 2nd guy in the yellow imitating a helicopter would have made a couple more rotations I believe he would have cleared the stadium.

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    • felterupgood September 19, 2017

      @whobe

      That was without a doubt the best ride I have ever seen

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  • dry terd September 19, 2017

    Yea, sure I feel like getting tenderized. Sign me up! Damn idiots

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  • felterupgood September 19, 2017

    Now we know why they say... It's not IF you are going to get hurt but WHEN and HOW BAD when you are a bull rider.

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  • 01nighttrain September 19, 2017

    Those bright ass colors drive the bulls crazy

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  • sleeko September 19, 2017

    Mexican bull riders do one thing better than American bull riders.

    Fuck themselves up.

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    • felterupgood September 19, 2017

      @sleeko

      Maybe... But i think a Brasilia has won the past four years

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  • eldoggy September 19, 2017

    This guy on the 2nd video seriously playing helicopter or breakdancing on top of the bull

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  • save a life if u hit like September 19, 2017

    That bull was "horny"

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  • vivalamigra September 19, 2017

    What a backwards culture. They can't wait to flee that horrid country which I can understand but why don't they leave their third world ways in the old country?

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  • boney1 September 19, 2017

    that was all Bull

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  • fatlarry September 19, 2017

    you fuck with the bull........

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  • fukume September 19, 2017

    That's some tough steak.

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  • raped and left for dead September 19, 2017

    Machaca

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  • airsporter September 19, 2017

    'Toro, Toro, Toro.'...

    (Pedro Yamamoto)

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  • omnomnom September 19, 2017

    Badass

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  • therockbalancer September 19, 2017

    ive only seen the first one, but when your neck is broken its extremely important to be dragged and have your head dinged off a metal pole. thanks guys

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  • truckingman September 19, 2017

    In the first clip, did tthe the rodeo anoucer say "Fucko, Fucko, Fucko" during the first el gaucho's bull ride?

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    • felterupgood September 19, 2017

      @truckingman

      That means "SCORE" in English

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    • sarge07 September 20, 2017

      @truckingman no "gaucho", I Mexico they are "vaqueros"

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  • 72jayd September 19, 2017

    The clowns are the real stars.

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  • movingmass September 19, 2017

    Fuck trump, without all the illegals we'd have nothing funny to watch!

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  • mr.spine September 20, 2017

    Buncha bull shit like this website.

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  • gandog56 September 20, 2017

    Just goes to show, beaners can't do rodeo!

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  • happyendings September 20, 2017

    4 times I only saw Toro Ragdoll on a bull ... eahm ... fly from the bull

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  • undertaker1979 September 20, 2017

    Is the first reason mexican emergency medical? Fuck it drag him he can't get no worse can he!!!!

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  • sarge07 September 20, 2017

    And folks wonder why I ride bronks, they don't turn around and gore or crush your ass

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    • wafflecock September 24, 2017

      @sarge07 C'mon, that's not the only reason you ride those big boys ;)

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  • emokiller September 23, 2017

    Nobody gives head better than a fat chick and nobody parties harder than a Mexican. Solid facts. Google that shit

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  • kore September 23, 2017

    Amigo, que paso, que paso??? Dolor??? Ayyyy dios mio

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  • ruzin October 9, 2017

    Hope it hurt like a bitch.

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