SUICIDE ATTEMPT BACKFIRES: HOW THE HELL IS HE STILL ALIVE?

75 Comments
  • mrbonkers05 September 24, 2017

    Walk it off pussy

    +11 -2
    • misteram September 25, 2017

      @mrbonkers05 How is he still alive...?? How the fuck you think?? Maybe cause his heart and all the other important organs is in his upper body?? My goodness!!

      +2 -1
      • heilodin September 25, 2017

        @misteram yea the heat and steel cauterizes the meat, avoiding a quick death by bleeding/trauma. but the fucker is still in shock and dies in agonizing hemorrage

        +2 -0
  • carlspackler September 24, 2017

    Suicide: he got half way there.

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    • letmefindout September 24, 2017

      This comment has been deleted

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      • bigsmokey86 September 24, 2017

        @letmefindout It's Indian Bishop from Indian Aliens.

        +3 -1
        • maxm60 September 24, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 damn Bollywood always copy cattin American films!

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  • skullfuck3r September 24, 2017

    Failure is always an option!

    +5 -0
  • smellthis September 24, 2017

    Are his legs cuttin a rug at the pearly gates?

    +3 -1
  • letmefindout September 24, 2017

    Who really needs Dancing With The Stars anyways?

    +3 -0
    • big_daddy305 September 24, 2017

      @letmefindout With these Indians... it 's more like Dancing With Jafar.

      +2 -1
  • vikingshill September 24, 2017

    Trains, the Evil Bus of India

    +7 -1
  • felterupgood September 24, 2017

    What are they waiting on? All the kings horses and all the kings men.

    +4 -0
  • maddog123 September 24, 2017

    I would say now life is not worth living !!!

    +5 -0
    • felterupgood September 24, 2017

      @maddog123

      He couldn't live long. Too much blood loss and no one is attempting to stop it.

      +3 -1
      • ouch September 24, 2017

        @felterupgood because they don't want aids and none of them look smart enough to have any sort of first aid knowledge

        +4 -3
        • big_daddy305 September 24, 2017

          @ouch They're in the Middle East. You know that the possibility of one of them being a doctor is very high. That's including the guy cut in half dying and still trying to fend off flies.

          +2 -2
        • felterupgood September 24, 2017

          @ouch

          I hope some of them know how to dig a hole... Maybe he's smart enough and close enough to crawl into it.

          +1 -0
      • happyjack September 24, 2017

        @felterupgood thanks for that in depth analysis. I thought he was going to do a hand stand and walk it off.

        +2 -6
        • smellthis September 24, 2017

          @happyjack

          That is the most tarded attempt at humor Ive ever seen! Neomaxizoomdweebie!

          +4 -2
  • felterupgood September 24, 2017

    He was sreaming. ... My cock is on the other side!

    +3 -1
    • ouch September 24, 2017

      @felterupgood what is it with you and cocks?

      +5 -3
      • felterupgood September 24, 2017

        @ouch

        I love my cock and would be devistated if i were on one side of the tracks and it was on the other side.

        +2 -1
  • ouch September 24, 2017

    He is Train-ing for death!

    +5 -3
  • alastor September 24, 2017

    Well looks like India's population just went down to one billion 324 million and a half.

    +4 -0
    • ouch September 24, 2017

      @alastor .5

      +6 -3
      • alastor September 24, 2017

        @ouch yeah that would have been better... +1 for the rebound

        +3 -0
  • maddog123 September 24, 2017

    Stupid fucker commited derpiside

    +5 -1
  • picklehiesner September 24, 2017

    Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be. A fucking train just ran over me. Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

    +9 -0
    • sorrow99 September 25, 2017

      @picklehiesner I don't believe, not a bit

      +0 -0
  • mr.spine September 24, 2017

    Harold and kumar go to 9 3/4s

    +3 -0
  • omnomnom September 24, 2017

    why are people so stupid just put a fucking gun to your forehead if you want to leave

    +4 -0
  • mrthorwald September 24, 2017

    I am surprised no one is nicking his shoes! Maybe that's why they are all standing around waiting for him to stop clapping, so some lucky soul can have a slightly bloodied pair of trainers?

    +3 -0
  • kiwi cunt September 24, 2017

    Always put your NECK across the rail. It ain't fuckin' rocket science.

    +4 -0
  • GrimmWilder September 24, 2017

    when the zombie outbreak starts it'll be in that country,..,,.

    +3 -3
    • wombatbytes September 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder : You mean it hasn't started yet?

      +2 -0
  • mrmassey September 24, 2017

    Nothing a little peroxide and bandaids can't take care of..

    +3 -0
  • glassfranger September 24, 2017

    Why are there so many 'cut in half by a train and still alive' videos all of the sudden???... this prick couldn't get away from his legs because of a stubborn string of sinnew..

    Suicide by train don't always work folks.

    +3 -0
  • airsporter September 24, 2017

    Bloody good Limbo dancer if you ask me - he made it halfway!

    +3 -1
  • james511969 September 24, 2017

    And He's still swatting at flys.

    +3 -0
  • underpants September 24, 2017

    Half baked

    +2 -0
  • happyjack September 24, 2017

    May take a little longer but he got the job done

    +3 -4
  • nybadguy September 24, 2017

    Is the pussy hole still good?

    +2 -0
  • whobe September 24, 2017

    I cant feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!

    +1 -2
    • ketamine<3 September 25, 2017

      @whobe but LT. Dan, you ain't got no legs!

      +1 -0
  • fatlarry September 24, 2017

    inch worm inch worm

    +2 -0
  • maxm60 September 24, 2017

    His girlfriend is gonna say "You're less of a man than now than when we first met."

    +2 -0
  • salvador76 September 24, 2017

    Death was on lunch break.

    +3 -0
  • mclovin510 September 24, 2017

    Maybe they should all stay on the track a little longer.

    +3 -1
  • dondugi September 24, 2017

    He's trained to do that

    +2 -0
  • deadpen September 24, 2017

    Suicide attempt? Why wouldn't he just lay his head on the tracks instead. Looks like he tried to outrun the damn thing.

    Loving how these dirt poor shit hole countries all stand around nearly dead people with their i-Phones texting and recording but they can't seem to fix their shit hole country.

    +3 -0
    • kiwi cunt September 25, 2017

      @deadpen Know what you mean. We get fuckin' TV ads asking for money for these third world fuckers in places like India (so they won't have to drink the same water they shit in), yet their govt can afford to have a nuclear arsenal. Does not compute!

      +1 -0
  • 72jayd September 24, 2017

    I wonder if he can feel the sensation of his feet itching.

    +2 -0
  • pizzapie September 24, 2017

    How is he going to shit now? His ass is on the other side of the track

    +2 -0
  • 01nighttrain September 24, 2017

    The only thing I've seen where duct tape may not fix

    +2 -0
  • truckingman September 24, 2017

    Mike, I do not know how victim is a live, but he is not bleeding because the total weight of the train, crossing over his body, sealed all of his veins , arteries, and intestines.

    +1 -0
  • dozer67 September 24, 2017

    Like a dam roach step one one and it keeps moving .

    +2 -0
  • gurtman23 September 24, 2017

    look on the bright side i will give him 5 dollars for the shoes

    +2 -0
  • oldrooster September 24, 2017

    That guy next to him cant afford a smartphone so he is sketching the accident scene.

    +2 -0
  • sinner1ner September 24, 2017

    i challange that man to a foot race,asap , not much of a wise guy now is he

    +2 -0
  • joedumber September 25, 2017

    ahh that looks like something out of a matrix movie

    +2 -0
  • bearded_misfit September 25, 2017

    It's just a flesh wound.

    +2 -0
  • sorrow99 September 25, 2017

    Don't everyone rush and help all at once now! Gotta stay back and wait for everyone to record it first, then, and only then, we'll help....finish him off.....

    +0 -0
  • murrumini September 25, 2017

    holy fuck, i cant feel my legs

    +0 -0
  • crowxero September 25, 2017

    what a Half assed attempt !!!

    +0 -0
  • lowfro September 26, 2017

    Mindfreak!!

    +0 -0
  • fiddledeedee September 26, 2017

    Aftermath of the divorce trial. Looks like his wife took half of everything. Literally, everything.

    +0 -0
  • dry terd September 26, 2017

    Jesus Akbar! You're supposed to lay your neck on the tracks!

    +0 -0
  • redpig September 26, 2017

    What's wrong with all those fuckers just standing there, makes me sick.

    +0 -0
  • italiano55 September 27, 2017

    Feed im untill he defecate

    +0 -0
  • baddogonline September 27, 2017

    Wiggle your big toe. LOL

    +0 -0
  • sorillo September 29, 2017

    He possibly didn't last long

    +0 -0
  • italianweapon October 1, 2017

    Walk it off pussy

    +0 -0
  • italianweapon October 1, 2017

    Suicide: he got half way there.

    +0 -0
  • leechzombie October 2, 2017

    Haha. That's kinda creepy

    +0 -0
  • ruzin October 2, 2017

    And the twatty spectators don't even try to comfort him in his last moments.

    +0 -0
 
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