HOW DO YOU SAY "I SHOT MYSELF IN THE ASS" IN SPANISH?

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  • sika September 26, 2017

    Aye carumba!

    +4 -0
  • letmefindout September 26, 2017

    The difference between a stupid ass and a dumb as is that the stupid as left the safety on.

    +1 -2
  • ouch September 26, 2017

    El-DERP-O!

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    • smellthis September 27, 2017

      @ouch

      LMMFAO..

      +0 -0
  • mr.spine September 26, 2017

    El longdicko gay

    +1 -1
  • maxm60 September 26, 2017

    Good thing he was using the cheap stuff or it might've actually hurt.

    +2 -1
  • the suspect September 26, 2017

    Keep gun control to experienced shooters

    +2 -0
  • sealex September 26, 2017

    You say, "Eres un Pendejo!"

    +3 -0
  • 01nighttrain September 26, 2017

    Dammmmm

    +1 -0
  • 72jayd September 26, 2017

    Dizzy? Might as well be hammered.

    +1 -0
  • bombomking11 September 26, 2017

    I was shot in the butt with a .. gun?

    +1 -0
  • maddog123 September 26, 2017

    Sniffing his fart! Got high on said fart! Shot his self !

    Dumbass!

    +2 -2
  • fiddledeedee September 26, 2017

    Oh jeeez, another day shot in the ass!

    +1 -2
  • GrimmWilder September 26, 2017

    Cinco de Myass-o!

    +5 -1
  • fukume September 26, 2017

    Hasta la vista quemado

    +1 -0
  • hiwudjablome September 26, 2017

    His wifes gonna be pissed she has to sew up his pants again

    +3 -0
  • vi11@in September 26, 2017

    This is why you don't play games with guns.

    +3 -1
    • sorrow99 September 26, 2017

      @vi11@in Hate to say it but "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." }:|

      +1 -0
      • sarge07 September 26, 2017

        @sorrow99 1st stupid prize is another hole in his sorry ass

        +0 -1
    • whobe September 26, 2017

      @vi11@in exactly.

      +1 -1
  • airsporter September 26, 2017

    Love to know what possible justification is there in Police Firearm Training for deliberately 'dis- orientating' an armed officer even on a Range. Hes a danger through 360 degrees.

    Lucky it was just his own dumbass he shot.

    +1 -0
  • bleedsvodka September 26, 2017

    These are the cartels competition? No wonder.

    +2 -0
  • vivalamigra September 26, 2017

    "Ninguna persona es illegal"?

    +1 -1
  • dry terd September 26, 2017

    Come on son! Get the lead outta your ass!

    +1 -0
  • ketamine<3 September 26, 2017

    Eh he just grazed it he'll be ok, when the camera goes off his buddy kissed it to make it better anyway.

    +0 -0
  • candle September 26, 2017

    Yo me tiro por el culo! Google translate.

    +0 -0
  • whobe September 26, 2017

    This is what you get for treating a gun like its a toy. He could have at least shot Hillary by accident.

    +1 -0
  • argetlam September 26, 2017

    "me disparo en el culo"

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  • redpig September 26, 2017

    Ah shotter mahself a inna de ass

    +0 -0
  • sarge07 September 26, 2017

    Me disparé en el culo

    +0 -1
  • happyjack September 26, 2017

    If a shootout ever breaks out at a kids birthday party, this is the guy that's responsible.

    +1 -2
  • picklehiesner September 26, 2017

    Aye mi culo !

    +0 -0
  • skullfuck3r September 26, 2017

    He should have put his head on the rifle and spun around like they do with the baseball bats.

    +0 -0
  • smellthis September 27, 2017

    I dont know. I'm American, I speak English.

    +0 -0
  • raped and left for dead September 27, 2017

    Me disparé en el culo

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein September 27, 2017

    That's not the ONLY reason his ass is bleeding! ;-D

    +0 -0
  • sinner1ner September 27, 2017

    what an ass what a dumbo

    +0 -0
  • wolverinemac5 September 27, 2017

    Self Motivation?...shoot yourself in the ass, that'll do it!

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  • spider jerusalem September 28, 2017

    You say: "Me disparé en el culo"

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  • deadpen September 28, 2017

    Well fuck, doesn't look like we need a wall after all. Problem is going to take care of itself.

    +0 -0
  • plexipuss September 30, 2017

    Ooochy mamma!

    +0 -0
 
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