THERE'S 2 KINDS OF DRUNK GIRLS: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE?

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  • sika September 26, 2017

    Ummmm, the oven is for cooking, not shitting.

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  • ouch September 26, 2017

    I need a drink after watching that

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    • smellthis September 27, 2017

      @ouch

      You got one of your boys there to squeeze one off for ya? White African perhaps?

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  • letmefindout September 26, 2017

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    • GrimmWilder September 26, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Yeah but you know that 1+2+3=Par-tay!!!!

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  • toy-boat September 26, 2017

    Before and after effect

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  • maddog123 September 26, 2017

    I will take the one drunk enough that's willing to fuck me!!!

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  • maxm60 September 26, 2017

    They're all fun to be with until you find out that they're the sheriff's daughter.

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    • sarge07 September 26, 2017

      @maxm60 or a Generals

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      • maxm60 September 27, 2017

        @sarge07 I thought #1 looked familiar!

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  • mr.spine September 26, 2017

    Number two is my favorite she can find the kitchen.

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  • the suspect September 26, 2017

    Ill hit 3

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  • sealex September 26, 2017

    2 and 3 are the ones that are DTF, The first o e will knock you out after the first boobie grab.

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  • 01nighttrain September 26, 2017

    That bitch just killed my goldfish !!

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  • fiddledeedee September 26, 2017

    Number 1 has done the same thing with cocks and she's brilliant. You know it's true.

    Number 2 if she shits in that oven, everything is going to smell like baked ass.

    Number 3 The fish are like, "run for your lives, a giant ass is covering the city."

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  • bombomking11 September 26, 2017

    I taste..... shit!

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  • digurgutsout September 26, 2017

    I love when the cum dumpster gets this drunk! When they start pissing in the kitchen I don't get mad. I pop a dick pill and get to work!!

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  • hiwudjablome September 26, 2017

    I'll take #1 at least she has a talent

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  • dry terd September 26, 2017

    The first one is the kind to drink you under the table and fuck you When you pass out. The second one is the one you drink under the table and fuck when she passes out.......not sure which one is better......

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  • ketamine<3 September 26, 2017

    I don't remember this but my brother told me one time I was so drunk, I got off the couch, pissed in our cats water bowl, and then laid back down. gotta love blacking out lol

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  • candle September 26, 2017

    Those poor fish.

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  • felterupgood September 26, 2017

    Shitting on an oven door is a sign that she was used to someone leaving the toilet lid up.

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  • whobe September 26, 2017

    Why couldn't there be piranha in the tank.

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  • mclovin510 September 26, 2017

    All fun and games until you have to clean up after the drunk sluts.

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    • digurgutsout September 26, 2017

      @mclovin510 if she sucks my dick and let's me cum in all her holes all night I would not mind cleaning up some doo doo

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      • picklehiesner September 26, 2017

        @digurgutsout maybe I clean some puke if she is still sober enough to blow me but I ain't cleaning her shit

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        • digurgutsout September 27, 2017

          @picklehiesner but you can pick up dog shit though right? FOH!!!

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  • redpig September 26, 2017

    The one with a pulse

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  • happyjack September 26, 2017

    Is there a 3rd option for a woman who when she has a few drinks she can still hold it together, yet it makes her horny, and she goes home and gets nasty with you....That's my preference.

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    • digurgutsout September 27, 2017

      @happyjack come on Happy let the bitch get pissy drunk and shit in your kitchen, you can scoop it up with that bucket list. ;)

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    • eleusis September 27, 2017

      @happyjack Yeah, I'm with you. I wouldn't pork any of those nasty whores

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  • smellthis September 27, 2017

    I choose all.

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  • frank n. stein September 27, 2017

    None of the above. Obviously, #1 is #1!

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  • sinner1ner September 27, 2017

    she could just pee in my mouth ,so whats the problem

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  • shithawk September 28, 2017

    The first one is how i met my wife. The 2nd is how she is at home. Don't be so easily deceived my friends.

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  • deadpen September 28, 2017

    Well the first one has a cock and the 2nd one is close to the point of being perfect..........passed out. Last is just trying to explain why her cunt smells like fish "Oh it is from where I was trying to crap in the fish tank earlier."

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