Ummmm, the oven is for cooking, not shitting.
I need a drink after watching that
You got one of your boys there to squeeze one off for ya? White African perhaps?
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Yeah but you know that 1+2+3=Par-tay!!!!
Before and after effect
I will take the one drunk enough that's willing to fuck me!!!
They're all fun to be with until you find out that they're the sheriff's daughter.
@maxm60 or a Generals
@sarge07 I thought #1 looked familiar!
Number two is my favorite she can find the kitchen.
Ill hit 3
2 and 3 are the ones that are DTF, The first o e will knock you out after the first boobie grab.
That bitch just killed my goldfish !!
Number 1 has done the same thing with cocks and she's brilliant. You know it's true.
Number 2 if she shits in that oven, everything is going to smell like baked ass.
Number 3 The fish are like, "run for your lives, a giant ass is covering the city."
I taste..... shit!
I love when the cum dumpster gets this drunk! When they start pissing in the kitchen I don't get mad. I pop a dick pill and get to work!!
I'll take #1 at least she has a talent
The first one is the kind to drink you under the table and fuck you When you pass out. The second one is the one you drink under the table and fuck when she passes out.......not sure which one is better......
I don't remember this but my brother told me one time I was so drunk, I got off the couch, pissed in our cats water bowl, and then laid back down. gotta love blacking out lol
Those poor fish.
Shitting on an oven door is a sign that she was used to someone leaving the toilet lid up.
Why couldn't there be piranha in the tank.
All fun and games until you have to clean up after the drunk sluts.
@mclovin510 if she sucks my dick and let's me cum in all her holes all night I would not mind cleaning up some doo doo
@digurgutsout maybe I clean some puke if she is still sober enough to blow me but I ain't cleaning her shit
@picklehiesner but you can pick up dog shit though right? FOH!!!
The one with a pulse
Is there a 3rd option for a woman who when she has a few drinks she can still hold it together, yet it makes her horny, and she goes home and gets nasty with you....That's my preference.
@happyjack come on Happy let the bitch get pissy drunk and shit in your kitchen, you can scoop it up with that bucket list. ;)
@happyjack Yeah, I'm with you. I wouldn't pork any of those nasty whores
I choose all.
None of the above. Obviously, #1 is #1!
she could just pee in my mouth ,so whats the problem
The first one is how i met my wife. The 2nd is how she is at home. Don't be so easily deceived my friends.
Well the first one has a cock and the 2nd one is close to the point of being perfect..........passed out. Last is just trying to explain why her cunt smells like fish "Oh it is from where I was trying to crap in the fish tank earlier."