The ACME instant zip line kit !!!
Wile E Coyote approved ...
@houndog35 LMMFAO! +1000
9.8 for the dismount
..."What about when there was only one zipline in the air?" she asked the Lord, and the Lord said, "That's when I was holding you, and stopping you from snapping your motherfucking neck, my child".
"Mom's a Fucking Witch!!!"
@luvthick quick burn her!
That's the last time I buy a Dr. Kevorkian Zip Line.
That's brain damage.
Bitches always be flipping out!
The laws of physics were preserved.
Linear motion converted into rotary motion by that stop knot.
Science is fun kiddies!
Dear gawd, how many flip is that.....?
They see me rollin... literally, the next time is going to ride your motherfucker!!!
Whatever that was gets a .10 .10 .10 from me!!
Gold medal winner...lol
Bet she wishes she stuck to hanging out the washing on the line instead.
This shit doesn't happen when you're making a sandwich.
Mommy just wanted a nap and time away from the kids. Well played mommy
A double backflip and almost landed it holy shit give her a 10 !!!
Future gold medalist...wait house wife nvm.
Wonder if her tits fell out?
her tits knocked her out
either way them tits is out!
Georgette of the jungle?
A woman's place is in the kitchen , proof positive
A fat Ass in motion will stay in motion.
Zip it bitch
Try it again, this time in a wheelchair
Wtf?? Untested zip line? Sounds like fun, maybe next time they can try it over a bridge or something.
Must have been tested by a lighter weight with less mumentum.
someone quick attach a dildo to the zipline, now bitchesll never wanna get off
Nice double flip at the end. When using the ACME zip line it is more effective to collaborate with Wile E. Coyote for the finesse.
Oh yeah, someone is going to bed without his sammich.
I LOVE HER
that was cool your the greatest mom ever
...what is it with fat bitches and zip lines lately?
Holy shit my sammich maker, baby are you ok? Good, I'm hungry can you make me a turkey and swiss on wheat?
All the hot air in her blonde head
I have ziplined before. Never had one with a hard stop on the line. Intentional?
I thought at least one oltimer here would have instantly remembered the old Roger Miller lyrics.... Chug-a-lug turn a double back flip.