SUPER MOM DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. HOW THE FUCK...

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  • houndog35 September 28, 2017

    The ACME instant zip line kit !!!

    Wile E Coyote approved ...

    +11 -1
    • harly9 September 28, 2017

      @houndog35 LMMFAO! +1000

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  • hiwudjablome September 28, 2017

    9.8 for the dismount

    +8 -1
  • oathbreaker September 28, 2017

    ..."What about when there was only one zipline in the air?" she asked the Lord, and the Lord said, "That's when I was holding you, and stopping you from snapping your motherfucking neck, my child".

    +4 -0
  • luvthick September 28, 2017

    "Mom's a Fucking Witch!!!"

    +6 -3
  • fiddledeedee September 28, 2017

    That's the last time I buy a Dr. Kevorkian Zip Line.

    +4 -0
  • sexmaster September 28, 2017

    That's brain damage.

    +3 -0
  • ouch September 28, 2017

    Bitches always be flipping out!

    +7 -2
  • wombatbytes September 28, 2017

    The laws of physics were preserved.

    Linear motion converted into rotary motion by that stop knot.

    Science is fun kiddies!

    +8 -0
  • toy-boat September 28, 2017

    Dear gawd, how many flip is that.....?

    +2 -0
  • zykario September 28, 2017

    They see me rollin... literally, the next time is going to ride your motherfucker!!!

    +3 -0
  • GrimmWilder September 28, 2017

    Whatever that was gets a .10 .10 .10 from me!!

    +4 -2
  • mad jock September 28, 2017

    Gold medal winner...lol

    +3 -0
  • airsporter September 28, 2017

    Bet she wishes she stuck to hanging out the washing on the line instead.

    +2 -1
  • alastor September 28, 2017

    This shit doesn't happen when you're making a sandwich.

    +7 -0
  • ketamine<3 September 28, 2017

    Mommy just wanted a nap and time away from the kids. Well played mommy

    +1 -0
  • reno7790 September 28, 2017

    A double backflip and almost landed it holy shit give her a 10 !!!

    +1 -0
  • mr.spine September 28, 2017

    Future gold medalist...wait house wife nvm.

    +1 -0
  • mclovin510 September 28, 2017

    Wonder if her tits fell out?

    +3 -0
    • redpig September 28, 2017

      @mclovin510

      her tits knocked her out

      +2 -0
      • GrimmWilder September 29, 2017

        @redpig g

        either way them tits is out!

        +1 -0
  • cazaly September 28, 2017

    Georgette of the jungle?

    +1 -0
  • dry terd September 28, 2017

    Nanananana....Super Milf

    +1 -0
  • 01nighttrain September 28, 2017

    A woman's place is in the kitchen , proof positive

    +2 -0
  • whorunwerun September 28, 2017

    A fat Ass in motion will stay in motion.

    +1 -1
  • picklehiesner September 28, 2017

    Zip it bitch

    +1 -0
  • gurtman23 September 28, 2017

    Try it again, this time in a wheelchair

    +2 -0
  • salvador76 September 28, 2017

    Wtf?? Untested zip line? Sounds like fun, maybe next time they can try it over a bridge or something.

    +1 -1
    • redpig September 28, 2017

      @salvador76

      Must have been tested by a lighter weight with less mumentum.

      +1 -0
  • sinner1ner September 28, 2017

    someone quick attach a dildo to the zipline, now bitchesll never wanna get off

    +1 -0
  • letmefindout September 28, 2017

    Nice double flip at the end. When using the ACME zip line it is more effective to collaborate with Wile E. Coyote for the finesse.

    +1 -0
  • letmefindout September 28, 2017

    Oh yeah, someone is going to bed without his sammich.

    +1 -0
  • bigblackhead September 28, 2017

    I LOVE HER

    +1 -0
  • fatlarry September 28, 2017

    that was cool your the greatest mom ever

    +1 -0
  • freddykrueger September 28, 2017

    ...what is it with fat bitches and zip lines lately?

    +1 -0
  • pizzapie September 28, 2017

    Holy shit my sammich maker, baby are you ok? Good, I'm hungry can you make me a turkey and swiss on wheat?

    +1 -0
  • deadpen September 28, 2017

    All the hot air in her blonde head

    +1 -0
  • harly9 September 28, 2017

    I have ziplined before. Never had one with a hard stop on the line. Intentional?

    +1 -0
  • felterupgood September 29, 2017

    I thought at least one oltimer here would have instantly remembered the old Roger Miller lyrics.... Chug-a-lug turn a double back flip.

    +1 -0
 
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