LMAO: PUSSY SO BAD IT MAKES YOU RUN AWAY

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  • Cory H. September 29, 2017

    Been there, done that. I won’t stay for the stank either.

    +10 -3
    • oathbreaker September 29, 2017

      @Cory H. correction, hopefully, "been there, DIDN'T do that"

      +15 -1
      • Cory H. September 29, 2017

        @oathbreaker,

        Correct, and good point.

        +3 -3
        • oathbreaker September 29, 2017

          @Cory H. You can never be too careful when it comes to sentence structure...thanks for the +1, too, ya prick

          +3 -1
          • Cory H. September 29, 2017

            @oathbreaker,

            May your next piece of ass be as sweet as that one in the truck bed, but I got your plus one for ya.

            +3 -2
            • oathbreaker September 29, 2017

              @Cory H. Trust me, I've had worse...I'll never venture to Australia again. And, thanks for the +1 babe!

              +5 -4
              • ouch September 29, 2017

                @oathbreaker

                You said it was our secret!

                +7 -2
                • bigsmokey86 September 29, 2017

                  @ouch Simply cannot trust a man!! They're all pigs!!

                  +2 -2
                  • ouch September 29, 2017

                    @bigsmokey86

                    I know right ((((()))))

                    +3 -2
              • wombatbytes September 29, 2017

                @oathbreaker : You were warned about the Abos...

                +5 -1
              • truckingman September 29, 2017

                @oathbreaker

                Just shaking his head, ...................

                +1 -0
              • joedumber September 30, 2017

                @oathbreaker they got street hookers in Australia?

                +2 -0
    • joedumber September 30, 2017

      @Cory H. true story, i picked up a street hooker before i picked up my girlfriend from work one night. Big mistake. she stank up my car so bad, so bad, I tried doing 100mph with all the windows down, didn't work. I finally picked up my girlfriend all smiles like "hey" (oh shit). I got some of it out, and the drive home was 10 minutes, but she never mentioned anything. That was 1999 europe.

      +3 -0
  • bombomking11 September 29, 2017

    Fuck this shit, I'm out

    +3 -0
  • mr.spine September 29, 2017

    One way to ruin a bed liner.

    +2 -0
  • hiwudjablome September 29, 2017

    Dam,, thats gotta be rough pussy to hop out the truck that fast...

    +6 -0
  • letmefindout September 29, 2017

    Just take her to the carwash, carwash yeah.

    +8 -0
  • letmefindout September 29, 2017

    And if she is grateful enough, spring for the hot wax to clear her upper lip, snatch and back as well.

    +8 -0
    • maxm60 September 29, 2017

      @letmefindout don't forget the armpits!

      +5 -0
  • sealex September 29, 2017

    You about to fuck a hood rat, that apparently walks around only wearing socks, charged you $2, in the back of an abandon old pick up truck, and you expected that Pussy to be tight and smelling like an 18 year old virgin Pussy? Really?!?!

    +11 -0
    • bigsmokey86 September 29, 2017

      @sealex Lower IQ dominates in the hood.

      +2 -4
  • oathbreaker September 29, 2017

    I wouldn't pay one red food stamp for that shit

    +7 -0
  • maxm60 September 29, 2017

    The smell of rotting tuna attracted feral cats for miles around.......

    +6 -1
  • darksider803 September 29, 2017

    Time to burn the bed-liner and maybe the whole dam truck.......

    +4 -0
    • truckingman September 29, 2017

      Darksider803 a mixture of nitric acid, sulfuric acid, and Purple Power®, degreaser, soap should clean the bio-hazardous waste from the trucks' bed-liner.

      +4 -0
    • truckingman September 29, 2017

      You can buy Purple Power® at Walmart.

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      +3 -0
      • darksider803 September 29, 2017

        @truckingman Yea you could go that route or just let the stank bitch have the truck then report It stolen.

        +3 -0
  • faptrap September 29, 2017

    Pussy be smelling like hopelessness and construction boots.

    +6 -0
  • trollasaurus_rex September 29, 2017

    He was this close about to get AIDS

    +4 -0
  • GrimmWilder September 29, 2017

    He afraid of a little stinky on his winky,.,.,.

    +4 -1
  • whobe September 29, 2017

    That shit was so bad I almost passed out.

    +4 -1
    • redpig September 30, 2017

      @whobe was that you there, who filmed it for you?

      +2 -0
      • whobe September 30, 2017

        @redpig No I was at my desk.

        +1 -1
  • mad jock September 29, 2017

    Real men go down, and clean it before entry with their tungs...lol

    +4 -1
    • felterupgood September 29, 2017

      @mad jock

      If you follow the "no licky no sticky" rule you wont "sticky" as often.

      +4 -1
  • thor156 September 29, 2017

    It'll make Jaws pull his teeth out and throw them up on the beach

    +2 -0
  • thebutcher18 September 29, 2017

    On a campingground during a rockfestival i tryed to fuck a girl in my tent. She looked so fucking hot- as hot as the weather was that summer. It was the second day of that Festival. When she took of her underwear a strange smell hit me like a hammer. Ewww! Smelled like a dead pig by myselves but that was to much. So i got my golden Rule: Fuck on the first day of Festival or forget it!

    +8 -0
    • redpig September 29, 2017

      @thebutcher18

      Here's a trick, place a clothes peg on your nose then nail it

      +1 -0
      • thebutcher18 September 30, 2017

        @redpig not for me Sir. I think my Balls would still itch like hell after 15 jears.

        +3 -0
      • thebutcher18 September 30, 2017

        @redpig ceep your gun clean!

        +2 -0
        • redpig September 30, 2017

          @thebutcher18

          Carry a pack of three and use all three, makes it last longer than the usual 5 seconds too.

          win win situation.

          +1 -0
    • happyjack September 30, 2017

      @thebutcher18 the ultimate "wanna get away scenario"

      Did you give her the "I can't do this I have a girl friend" or did you just come out and say " I can't do this your pussy smells like rotten pork chops"

      +4 -2
    • joedumber September 30, 2017

      @thebutcher18 thats interesting see my story above, hahahaha. I had the same thing happen but she was hanging at my place. I started working out all the time and all of a sudden women started knocking at my door. She looked like Hally Berry meets Pamela Anderson I was like wow this nut is going to be intense, EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW smells like fish.

      +1 -0
  • dry terd September 29, 2017

    Reminds me of my friend in high school. Shoved some cotton balls with Vicks vapor rub on them up his nose, and knocked the bottom out of it. Dude was hard up for some ass!

    +3 -0
    • joedumber September 30, 2017

      @dry terd damn, who was the chick in your high school?

      +1 -0
  • ketamine<3 September 29, 2017

    Very sad that she knew it to be true, she just gets up not saying a word. Damn that's fucking nasty as all hell.

    +2 -0
  • 01nighttrain September 29, 2017

    if she was white he would hit it

    +3 -0
    • joedumber September 30, 2017

      @01nighttrain that's a good point, just thinking, yup thats true.

      +1 -0
  • redpig September 29, 2017

    Can't be that bad, he's only walking away from it.

    Run like the wind young man, run.

    +2 -0
  • sinner1ner September 29, 2017

    fuck the smell ,the bitch is hideous

    +3 -0
  • truckingman September 29, 2017

    ?

    +4 -0
    • GrimmWilder September 29, 2017

      @truckingman

      Her vagna smelled like dead fish in a bucket of pig shit and that is why he had 2nd thoughts about poking his dick in there T-man,..,.,,.

      +4 -2
  • rockinron September 29, 2017

    and thats why black guys want white women, they keep the money maker clean......even the fat ones

    +7 -6
    • joedumber September 30, 2017

      @rockinron then why do white guys want black women?

      +2 -1
  • sicotrere September 29, 2017

    @ron had a black guy tell me once black girls don't wash there pussy that's why he liked fat white girls

    +2 -2
    • happyjack September 30, 2017

      @sicotrere a black friend of mine told me that he walks around telling random gullible guys that Black woman don't wash their pussies and that's why he likes fat white girls......

      +2 -3
      • joedumber September 30, 2017

        @happyjack I had girlfriends in 1993 one who smelled like ass when i went doggy style on her, and one who showered three times a day that I hit every night for hours. The break up of the first was worth it

        +1 -0
    • joedumber October 1, 2017

      @sicotrere i don't know about black girsl not washing their pussies, i just know dreadlocks really stink real bad and they don't give a fuck because they can't wash them so they show up to work with stinking hair all the time. They don't even try, even if ii had dreadlocks i would find a way to wash them without unravelling them, hell

      +0 -0
    • dozer67 October 1, 2017

      @sicotrere I make them wash or no good credit white dick.

      +0 -0
  • GrimmWilder September 29, 2017

    Gurtman would hit it,..,.,.,.,.,

    +3 -3
  • nybadguy September 29, 2017

    What you want for $5 my dude.

    +2 -0
  • acairman September 29, 2017

    That's some fine ass chimp, compared to Moochell Obama.

    +3 -2
  • bigblackhead September 29, 2017

    gorilla farts and old fish sticks ...from the Glouster fisherman

    +3 -0
  • picklehiesner September 29, 2017

    Nothing smells worse than bad clams

    +3 -0
    • whobe September 30, 2017

      @picklehiesner evidently her snapper does. They gave that black dude a new nick name. Forrest.

      +1 -1
  • lowfro September 30, 2017

    They call me tater salad

    +1 -0
  • goff September 30, 2017

    I knew a dude that would eat that kind of shit. The more that it stunk, the deeper his lips and tongue got up all in that shit ...

    n-n-n-nasty!!!

    +2 -0
  • smellthis September 30, 2017

    Different races have different chemistry. 1st thru 8th grade, I went to a school that was 70% black and I'm sry but even the "cleanest" had some funk always on em. But hell, we are all organic so in essence we all have a funk. I rest my case.

    +2 -0
    • dozer67 October 1, 2017

      @smellthis agree all people smell a certain way it's if you like it or not, But dirty pussy and stink ass all smell the same BAD

      +0 -0
  • deadpen October 1, 2017

    Well you drive a chevy, you don't have that high of a standard anyway.

    +0 -0
  • dozer67 October 1, 2017

    She was a first class mess and he was still going to give it a try ...so who is the nasty fuck here.?

    +0 -0
  • ruzin October 5, 2017

    A few sprays of chanel n5 n' she'll be good as new.

    +0 -0
 
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