THAT'S NOT A KNOCKOUT, IT'S ATTEMPTED MURDER!

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  • hiwudjablome September 29, 2017

    Dam,,, bubba bear might be doing some time for this one,,,video might get him out of it

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    • letmefindout September 29, 2017

      This comment has been deleted

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      • houndog35 September 29, 2017

        @letmefindout OMG ,, I'm Crying !!!!!!!!!

        Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • bombomking11 September 29, 2017

    Damn, that guy is legit asleep

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  • sealex September 29, 2017

    Get the hell out my yard!! Snor at yo own crib Mufoka!

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  • gurtman23 September 29, 2017

    Evolution at its finest, these porch monkeys have not changed in 1.4 million years.

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    • happyjack September 29, 2017

      @gurtman23 I've been enjoying your comments up until this point. Didn't know you were one of the "porch monkey" types.

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      • GrimmWilder September 29, 2017

        @happyjack

        Oh Yes, that one comment makes him a racist for sure

        *rolls eyes*

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        • whobe September 29, 2017

          @GrimmWilder Racist patrol on duty!

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          • happyjack September 29, 2017

            @whobe come on gramps you were on somebody's ass for saying something racist a few days ago, no????

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        • happyjack September 29, 2017

          @GrimmWilder the sheboon porch monkey advocate coming to the rescue of course. I didn't call him anything.

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          • whobe September 30, 2017

            It was the way he tossed it out there.

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      • gurtman23 September 30, 2017

        @happyjack I don't give a shit about the color of their skin whether its a bunch of black porch monkeys or a bunch of white trailer park trash fighting over something trivial, they are all the same to me. Take that chip from off your shoulder and stop playing the racism card. Its crazyshit, If you are going to be offended by a comment may i suggest you take your big black ass out of the comment section go watch basketball with some fried chicken, watermelon and some Kool-Aid. Thank You

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        • happyjack September 30, 2017

          @gurtman23 Don't get your pussy lips all twisted, I was giving you a half hearted compliment to begin with. Thanks for filling me in on what website this was. I thought it was fuck gurtman's mom in her ass and then her mouth dot org.

          I thought your comments were creative and above the porch monkey watermelon thing.......no chip on my shoulder, no sweat off my back, as you were.

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          • gurtman23 September 30, 2017

            @happyjack Really? you bringing my mom into it. May all your family members die in a horrific crash and may their burnt corpses be fucked in the morgue and the video posted on crazyshit for me to ejaculate over, carry on.

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            • happyjack September 30, 2017

              @gurtman23 all that can be true, but it still doesn't change the name of one of my favorite websites. I've seen her do it hundreds of times now, but it never gets old.

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        • whobe September 30, 2017

          @gurtman23 Not my melons!

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        • felterupgood September 30, 2017

          @gurtman23

          Wasring your time.

          Put him on ignore and go read a funny amusing creative or sick remark.

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        • luvthick September 30, 2017

          @gurtman23

          Happy was actually giving you a great compliment, he has also been a CrazyShit member and supporter for years, so it's not cool for anyone to tell him to find another site... With Grimmy at the helm of your support, there's no doubt how routine and bland those racist comments are, a matter of fact if it were up to the "Klan Well Group" that's all we would see in the PG. Happy was simply pointing out that you appeared to be less bland than that.

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          • happyjack October 1, 2017

            @luvthick it's a pissing contest with a few of them. I was giving gurtman too much credit that he was above the porch monkeying stuff, but apparently he's just a dope like the other sheebooners

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  • letmefindout September 29, 2017

    The reverse curb stomp puts them to sleep every time.

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  • GrimmWilder September 29, 2017

    Well.........he warned him!!!

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    • oathbreaker September 29, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Exactly..."get outta my yard". Motherfucker had it comin

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      • wombatbytes September 29, 2017

        @oathbreaker : And yet he came back for seconds!

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        • GrimmWilder September 29, 2017

          @wombatbytes

          and laid out cold for thirds!

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    • freddykrueger September 29, 2017

      @GrimmWilder...tried to let him leave in peace!

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  • eldoggy September 29, 2017

    Night night

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  • maxm60 September 29, 2017

    Might have stood a chance if he had pulled his fucking drawers up.

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    • oathbreaker September 29, 2017

      @maxm60 did you know that sagging pants originated in prison as an inmate was "open for business"? Of course "open for business" refers to "brutal prison sex, lubricated with grape jelly

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      • GrimmWilder September 29, 2017

        @oathbreaker

        DAMN Man!

        You paint quite the nasty picture with that 'grape jelly' comment...Damn

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        • redpig September 29, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          salad dressing

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      • maxm60 September 30, 2017

        @oathbreaker I'll never be able to look at those little packets of grape jelly the same way ever again goddammit!

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    • oathbreaker September 29, 2017

      @maxm60 "might have stood a chance"...while he's on his hand and knees taking it up the ass...GODAMMIT! YOU'RE KILLING IT!!! this fucking guy....

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      • maxm60 September 30, 2017

        @oathbreaker spell saggin backwards and what do ya get?

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  • goff September 29, 2017

    His mouth got all wide open, snoring and shit, lol ...

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  • ouch September 29, 2017

    In the event toreal doesn't post on this one

    I'll do it for him

    "No comment"

    I got ya covered Bro :)

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  • mr.spine September 29, 2017

    That's where you go when you step up.

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  • whobe September 29, 2017

    Always laying down on the job.

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  • fukume September 29, 2017

    He ain't playing

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  • airsporter September 29, 2017

    Note To Self.

    Get Wifey to stitch up my damn jeans.

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  • aorta September 29, 2017

    Learn to walk away you idiot. lol

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  • ketamine<3 September 29, 2017

    Not attempted murder, he was warned, got into a fight, was told to leave, came back and was put to sleep. He's just fucking dumb.

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  • thebutcher18 September 29, 2017

    Good Job! Learn the houserules! Thats the way i treat everybody who refuses to step in my yard without invitation. K98 bites ass!

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  • smellthis September 29, 2017

    I wonder if Stephen Hawking has a physics formula for the Law of the Lips?

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  • dry terd September 29, 2017

    Typical day in the monkey enclosure at the Detroit zoo

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  • ob1 September 29, 2017

    When the man says leave, leave. He earned all of that. Get to sleep

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  • sinner1ner September 29, 2017

    thats the most slow motion fight ive ever seen

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  • sipo70 September 29, 2017

    I thought the ass belt was supposed to make you tough. Now he has to look at this video and realize how stupid he looked. Just sayin.

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  • isma September 29, 2017

    i tought neigger were suppose to kneel down in support of other neiggers??? black SHIT matters!!!

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  • nybadguy September 29, 2017

    Feel like doing that to those fuckin jesus freaks that knock on the door

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    • whobe September 29, 2017

      @nybadguy Just pull down your pants and start twisting your nipples, gets rid of them every time.

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      • nybadguy September 29, 2017

        @whobe HAHA. Kind of hard to do with 5 kid's bro. But good tactic.

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  • truckingman September 29, 2017

    I do not know if the aggressor will be FUCKED IN COURT BECAUSE OF HIS ASSAULT ON THE VICTIM even though the aggressor's actions where recorded.

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  • blowback51 September 29, 2017

    If you drink,dont drive.do the watermelon crawl

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  • sicotrere September 29, 2017

    The brother went easy on him he told him to leave he didn't leave that ass whooping is on him

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  • happyjack September 29, 2017

    I hate the stomp or kick.

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    • whobe September 30, 2017

      @happyjack I know what you are saying it's like stepping on a bug that you hate because it flew down your shirt.

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      • GrimmWilder September 30, 2017

        @whobe

        Not to mention it's near impossible to clean all the nigger off your shoes,.,.,.

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  • acairman September 29, 2017

    They just never learn, niggers are not allowed at C.S. Holiday Gala.

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  • doc_ock September 29, 2017

    No whites where hurt in the making of this video

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  • lowfro September 30, 2017

    More monkey's fighting over a banana

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    • smellthis September 30, 2017

      @lowfro

      Of course! We live in better neighborhoods.

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  • whobe September 30, 2017

    I think he knocked his compass loose in the first round.

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  • peaks September 30, 2017

    Death Snore for 200 Alex.

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  • pmaze September 30, 2017

    He should have put more effort in it and split that skull open. Fookin asshole steppin on his porch

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  • sheelajackson September 30, 2017

    No ambien needed

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  • liberalsaretards September 30, 2017

    Black lives matter

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  • noboongoon September 30, 2017

    Knocked the Zzzz's right out of him

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  • smellthis September 30, 2017

    If THE BIG BAD HAMMER dont come swinging down on this post then my theories are correct...

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  • hated it 321 September 30, 2017

    I hate it when some asshole eats the last piece of KFC too. I will kill for that last wing!

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  • felterupgood September 30, 2017

    It is clear to me that the guy that got knocked out had a problem.... He had never learned any self discipline... And had ever done anything other than what he wanted to do in his life. Now he is educated but if he lives he'll be eating his fried chicken through a straw.

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  • salvador76 October 1, 2017

    He was warned to get away from dude's house. So not only did he get knocked the fuck out, he'll be waking up in the county jail with a broken jaw.

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  • kaevman October 2, 2017

    Respek my name

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  • mast chef 215 October 11, 2017

    now that my freind is a bitch ass nigger

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  • behenchod October 16, 2017

    nice shots

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  • emoelmo October 25, 2017

    he dead

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