ANNNNND THAT TAKES GERMANY OFF MY TRAVEL LIST (WTF)

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  • dick steel October 6, 2017

    You know what else takes Germany off the travel list?

    Refugees.

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    • presidenttrump October 6, 2017

      @dick steel Don't worry. Merkel vowed never to commit to mass akbarism again. The imbeciles elected her again based solely on that lie.

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      • trumpforpres October 6, 2017

        @presidenttrump You are starting to sound like a Muslim, we are going to have to look into that.

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        • vivalamigra October 6, 2017

          @trumpforpres You are starting to sound like prolurkercrazy. Are you two in a "relationship"?

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          • trumpforpres October 6, 2017

            @vivalamigra I don't know, I just started posting yesterday.

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          • prolurkercrazy October 6, 2017

            @vivalamigra do you ever NOT think about being a homosexual?

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            • presidenttrump October 7, 2017

              @prolurkercrazy Stop typing in third person. It's stupid.

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              • prolurkercrazy October 7, 2017

                @presidenttrump clearly you aren't smart enough to even understand what "third-person" is.

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                • presidenttrump October 7, 2017

                  @prolurkercrazy Don't you have stolen dresses to try on?

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                  • prolurkercrazy October 7, 2017

                    @presidenttrump Heh, you are so easily distracted that you are telling us your personal hobbies...

                    SMH

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            • vivalamigra October 7, 2017

              @prolurkercrazy Now you want me as a third person? You need help son.

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        • presidenttrump October 6, 2017

          @trumpforpres Hillary lost. Get over it.

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          • trumpforpres October 6, 2017

            @presidenttrump Is definitely a Muslim!

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            • redpig October 7, 2017

              @trumpforpres

              And a strong believer in the inability of others to understand the things he says

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  • letmefindout October 6, 2017

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    • ouch October 6, 2017

      @letmefindout lmmfao +1

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    • ouch October 6, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Or

      Return of the pink eye

      The sphincter strikes back

      maybe Starfish Poopers

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      • ketamine<3 October 6, 2017

        @ouch lol starfish poopers haha I love this thread + Ouch

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    • ketamine<3 October 6, 2017

      @letmefindout HAHA oh man I was laughing at that one +1000

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    • sarge07 October 6, 2017

      @letmefindout Revenge if the sphincter?

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  • mr.spine October 6, 2017

    Blind eye pink eye in one shit snipe shot.

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  • presidenttrump October 6, 2017

    Oh, wow... more butt stuff. Freaks.

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    • redpig October 7, 2017

      @presidenttrump

      Sorry me no understand

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  • hiwudjablome October 6, 2017

    Old hat,,saw this at a live sex show in Holland 10 years ago,,now the chick who squatted on the neck of a full bottle of Jack Danials then brought it off the floor,,,,she had talent...

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  • ebola October 6, 2017

    This is DEFINITELY not Germany!

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  • jessiventura46th October 6, 2017

    Wow the germans never cease to amaze me..just when you think theres nothing new under the sun.the germans point lasers at you.

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  • ogsabertooth October 6, 2017

    It's Germany people. Are you really surprised?

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  • felterupgood October 6, 2017

    Warning.... Attending this act could give you the green eye.

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    • sarge07 October 6, 2017

      @felterupgood LOL +5

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      • felterupgood October 6, 2017

        @sarge07

        Appreciate that. I wondered if anyone would get that.

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  • airsporter October 6, 2017

    L A S E R =Light Arsification Stimulated by Emission of Rectaliation.

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    • sarge07 October 6, 2017

      @airsporter LOL +5

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  • ketamine<3 October 6, 2017

    I'd love to take some ecstasy and go to this rave, not gonna lie

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    • sarge07 October 6, 2017

      @ketamine<3 you'll think you're in the new Batman movie with the villain shooting lasers out his ass

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      • ketamine<3 October 6, 2017

        @sarge07 hey I'm cool with that I'll be high as fuck lol

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  • sinner1ner October 6, 2017

    this is very gay, i dont approve of this

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    • felterupgood October 6, 2017

      @sinner1ner

      Come on man.... Live a little... Fill out an applican and join the performance.

      Show them your a real man and ask for the 6v battery.

      +1 -0
  • thebutcher18 October 6, 2017

    Hm. Maybe its a bunch of refugees bringin in theyr forign culture...

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  • kiwi cunt October 6, 2017

    I've heard of the sun shining out of someone's ass, but this takes it to a different level.

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  • fiddledeedee October 6, 2017

    Finally, laser sights for targeting projectile diarrhea.

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  • luvthick October 6, 2017

    WTF!?!?!?

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  • bleedsvodka October 6, 2017

    Another shitty episode of AGT.

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  • vivalamigra October 6, 2017

    Obama has been doing this for years. Ripoff.

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  • dry terd October 6, 2017

    Pretty cool laser show! Disney should look into incorporating this into theirs.

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  • iwrestledabearonce October 6, 2017

    Watch where you aim your brown eye, make someone go blind.

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  • sliceyothroat October 6, 2017

    Walk to the light

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  • darksider803 October 6, 2017

    ???

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  • what now? whats next? October 6, 2017

    Fuck that id still go and try to grab a laser for keeps, sniffs and licks

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  • felterupgood October 6, 2017

    I was wondering what i would do if i had been hired on with this company the got the news that I had to put a green flashlight in my ass.

    I'm pretty sure i would demand a light that uses only one triple A battery.

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  • pizzapie October 6, 2017

    What the fuck is wrong with people??

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  • fukume October 6, 2017

    One had a pretty big laser beam.

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  • lowfro October 6, 2017

    Can you imagine them farting

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  • cptcaveape October 7, 2017

    White people are fucked up.

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  • frank n. stein October 8, 2017

    OF COURSE, it's Germany!

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  • rouge_et_blanc October 9, 2017

    Dumbass it was ASSEMBLY IN GENERAL and that was in the Lithuanian Pavilion, at the Venice Biennale in 2015. One more reason not to visit the dumbshits in the USA who cannot tell the difference between Lithuania and Germany.

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  • captjim October 9, 2017

    Ass lasers?

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  • italianweapon October 9, 2017

    Star Whores: The Anus Strikes Back

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