"HEY, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?" (DEAD)

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  • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

    I'm gunna hit that button..

    NO don't hit that button!

    BAM!

    He hit the button,.,..,.,

    +5 -5
    • vikingshill October 9, 2017

      @GrimmWilder But it was a shiny, candy-like button...

      +4 -5
      • harly9 October 9, 2017

        @vikingshill Stimpy couldn't resist! LMAO.

        +2 -1
        • shithawk October 10, 2017

          @harly9

          My very first thought lol +1

          +0 -1
    • chrisr289 October 9, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Then the button hit him !

      +3 -2
      • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

        @chrisr289

        he said;

        "What's this Button for!"

        +4 -4
        • felterupgood October 9, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Appears to be some kind of giant fly swatter.

          +2 -2
    • quantum October 9, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I think he just touched the robots penis. How would you react?? . . those new machines are sensitive man.

      +2 -2
      • GrimmWilder October 10, 2017

        @quantum ...+++

        YES!....thoses hedrosexual machines are SO testy!!!

        +3 -2
    • frank n. stein October 10, 2017

      Did he died?

      +2 -1
  • ouch October 9, 2017

    Looks like they all swiped in for the day!

    +8 -10
  • letmefindout October 9, 2017

    Small minds + powerful machines can only lead to disaster. Look for the re-set button not the replay button.

    +2 -2
    • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

      @letmefindout

      "Small minds + powerful machines" ?

      Since when did you start to trash Trump?

      +5 -5
      • aorta October 9, 2017

        @GrimmWilder Holy crap people like you have Trump on the fucking brain 24/7!

        +2 -1
        • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

          @aorta

          Oh no Brother, iz juss a joke to me, ...i like Trump.,,.

          +4 -4
          • letmefindout October 9, 2017

            @GrimmWilder

            Part of Trump's plans to put more people to work.

            +3 -1
  • Cory H. October 9, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

    +1 -8
  • letmefindout October 9, 2017

    Some sun-of-a-bitches will do anything to get out of work early.

    +2 -3
  • maxm60 October 9, 2017

    Bowled a strike with that one.

    +2 -2
  • felterupgood October 9, 2017

    First day on the job is always interesting

    +3 -3
  • boobles October 9, 2017

    Don't all jump in at once to help the poor fucker...

    +5 -6
    • whobe October 9, 2017

      @boobles Help!? I think they were trying to get away from that dangerous motherfucker.

      +2 -1
      • boobles October 9, 2017

        @whobe that cunt in Vegas was a dangerous mother fucker... people still ran back to help

        +3 -1
        • whobe October 9, 2017

          @boobles there was only 3 people there and one killed himself and almost 2 others. Personally I'd be running like Hell too even if I only had one leg left after that.

          +2 -1
          • boobles October 9, 2017

            @whobe lol....point taken x

            +3 -1
  • kore October 9, 2017

    When robots fight back

    +4 -1
    • james511969 October 9, 2017

      @kore rise of the machines.

      +5 -0
    • letmefindout October 9, 2017

      @kore

      Rise of the Terminators.

      +3 -1
  • ruzin October 9, 2017

    Lol @ how pointless the safety hats were there.

    +4 -1
  • james511969 October 9, 2017

    Thank you desk job!

    +4 -0
    • bigsmokey86 October 9, 2017

      @james511969 Just don't leave any pens or pencils sticking straight up vertically and you should be fine.

      +1 -0
      • james511969 October 9, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 dude, If you only knew what my desk looked like, you'd be shocked.

        +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee October 9, 2017

    Crazy Suggestion: Perhaps place the button in a place where you won't die while pushing it.

    +3 -0
    • lafind October 9, 2017

      @fiddledeedee They should hire you as the CS engineer.

      +2 -0
    • whobe October 9, 2017

      @fiddledeedee But we wouldn't get to see videos like this.

      +2 -0
  • jwcrock99 October 9, 2017

    How did them hard hats work for ya?

    +2 -0
  • zack sweeney October 9, 2017

    Pinball wizard

    +4 -0
  • vivalamigra October 9, 2017

    This never happens to the welfare class.

    +3 -1
  • dry terd October 9, 2017

    See this button.....we never, ever, hit this butto.....WHACK!!!!!

    +4 -0
  • mad jock October 9, 2017

    A long stick guys ...a long stick...

    +4 -0
  • sarge07 October 9, 2017

    Looks like an oil derrick

    +4 -2
    • whobe October 9, 2017

      @sarge07 looks like death on a oil derrick. It will make for a great training video.

      +2 -0
      • sarge07 October 9, 2017

        @whobe LOL so true

        +3 -2
  • airsporter October 9, 2017

    Dont know how much Legislation you have in U.S. Law - If its anything like the U.K it will be shitloads!

    Asimovs simple 3 seemingly foolproof directives are failing every day.

    My relationship with my desk calculator has soured recently _ I get the feeling she doesnt really need me.

    +2 -0
    • sarge07 October 9, 2017

      @airsporter there's a shitload of regulations regarding safety on US platforms and derricks, this however looked more Chinese, or other east Asian country

      +3 -2
  • houndog35 October 9, 2017

    I didn't tell the Mangalores about this button...

    +3 -0
  • digurgutsout October 9, 2017

    Someone needs to go back to OSHA class

    +1 -0
  • mr.spine October 9, 2017

    Thanks now we have to sit at a safety meeting.

    +1 -0
  • ouchchee October 9, 2017

    Someone pushed his button

    +1 -0
  • truckingman October 9, 2017

    One of the 'Most' MF" JOBS IS WORKING ON AN MF" OIL RIGS......

    "Welcome to the Oil Rig son,

    YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!"

    +2 -0
    • felterupgood October 10, 2017

      @truckingman

      Oil rigs are dangerous but commercial fishing.. Logging and truckdriving are much more dangerous

      +2 -0
  • nybadguy October 9, 2017

    Talk about being bitch smacked

    +1 -1
  • 72jayd October 9, 2017

    I think we need more buttons in the world.

    +0 -0
  • spider-man October 9, 2017

    What the fuck happened

    +1 -0
  • picklehiesner October 10, 2017

    To quote ouchy ... "Derp"

    +3 -0
  • mykejp October 10, 2017

    It was like watching some old cartoon.

    +1 -0
  • mrthorwald October 10, 2017

    Love the way there is always a camera on these unlucky fuckers, its like the boss is going, one day just one day, this is gonna pay-off!

    +1 -0
  • dizeer October 11, 2017

    Wong Released the brake on the lock to the tongs.

    +1 -0
 
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