BEST. TALENT. SHOW. EVER.

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  • bigsmokey86 October 11, 2017

    Just amazing! 5 stars!

    +7 -2
    • felterupgood October 11, 2017

      @bigsmokey86

      Absolutely... Never seen lip synchronizating like that before.

      +5 -1
      • bigsmokey86 October 11, 2017

        @felterupgood Can't wait for the first album!

        +2 -1
    • boobles October 11, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 this is a public service announcement.... please stop using Pingu and his noot noots!

      +4 -8
      • bigsmokey86 October 11, 2017

        @boobles Noot Noot!

        +2 -1
        • boobles October 11, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 I'm going off to the corner to sulk...

          +1 -0
    • wombatbytes October 11, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 : Hot Kinky Jo, if anyone was interested.

      +5 -0
    • frank n. stein October 13, 2017

      Great editing. Nasty ho.

      +0 -0
    • quantum October 14, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 . . sadly very close to the truth. Idiocracy is here.

      +1 -0
  • maddog123 October 11, 2017

    Blowing the audience away

    +4 -0
  • letmefindout October 11, 2017

    At last, we know the origin of the noot noot. Kinda figures as Simon Crowell is one of the biggest assholes known world wide.

    +2 -1
    • boobles October 11, 2017

      @letmefindout I forbid you to keep using Pingu's trademark noot noot sound in vain. Things are being taken too far!!! This needs to stop!!! Pings for President!!

      +3 -9
      • letmefindout October 11, 2017

        @boobles

        So as I was Googling "Pingu" my pre-teen daughter says to me "C'mon Dad, stop living in the cave as Pingu is a You Tube break out phenomena." Mind you, this is from a girl who watches "Five Nights at Freddy's" "Fred" and other such stuff.

        +3 -1
  • fockenperv October 11, 2017

    I got choked up... beautiful

    +5 -0
    • mrthorwald October 11, 2017

      @fockenperv I know, I know after years doing it on street corners for spare change, she finally got her big break and it's now the headliner at the Royal Variety Performance. Makes you proud.

      +3 -0
  • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

    GOLD BUZZER!!!!!

    +4 -2
  • peaks October 11, 2017

    LMFAO.

    Well done!

    +3 -0
  • 72jayd October 11, 2017

    Nice! I'd like to see the cover of her cd.

    +2 -0
  • mr.spine October 11, 2017

    Noot noot

    +4 -0
    • maxm60 October 11, 2017

      @mr.spine i thought that arsehole looked familiar!

      +2 -0
    • rudz October 11, 2017

      @mr.spine let's get a new category.

      noot noot.

      +2 -0
  • keithcain1 October 11, 2017

    Susan Boyle audition at Britians got Talent

    +3 -0
    • felterupgood October 11, 2017

      @keithcain1

      Susan Boyle got ass

      +3 -1
  • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

    For round two she plays a Tuba with it!

    +4 -3
    • maxm60 October 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder or shoots bowling balls across the room with it! Jaysus!

      +4 -1
      • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

        @maxm60 ++++

        lol i bet she can bowl a strike'er two...lol

        +4 -2
  • felterupgood October 11, 2017

    That was brilliant editing.

    +4 -2
    • Cory H. October 11, 2017

      @felterupgood,

      It sure was.

      +4 -5
      • mrthorwald October 11, 2017

        @Cory H. Wait that's been edited?!

        +5 -0
  • maxm60 October 11, 2017

    Blow us a kiss sweetcheeks!

    +4 -0
  • kore October 11, 2017

    She can sing her ASS off

    +5 -0
  • kore October 11, 2017

    That last note was simply ASStute

    +3 -0
  • rudz October 11, 2017

    One by trained sphincter...

    +3 -0
  • toy-boat October 11, 2017

    I'm sure Sam would enjoy that

    +2 -0
  • airsporter October 11, 2017

    Thats 4 complete arseholes in one show- Thats value for your Licence Fee.

    +6 -2
  • luvthick October 11, 2017

    Before that moment, Simon never saw himself so clearly before.

    +4 -6
    • airsporter October 11, 2017

      @luvthick I get it- +1

      +3 -1
    • sarge07 October 11, 2017

      @luvthick LOL +5

      +3 -2
  • kiwi cunt October 11, 2017

    By jesus Susan Boyle is lookin' hawt!

    +3 -0
  • mrmassey October 11, 2017

    That was some good editing right there... Encoré! Encoré! Let's see more asshole!

    +3 -0
  • mrthorwald October 11, 2017

    I hate this show! I really hate it. This would make it barely watchable..

    +2 -0
  • fiddledeedee October 11, 2017

    I totally remember this episode. It was a surprising come from behind victory.

    +3 -0
  • mad jock October 11, 2017

    fap fap fap fap standing ovation fap fap fap...lol

    +5 -0
  • james511969 October 11, 2017

    Dancing with the brown stars! Looks ok.

    +3 -1
    • letmefindout October 11, 2017

      @james511969

      Dancing With the Starfish

      +2 -1
      • james511969 October 11, 2017

        @letmefindout I lick it!

        Like, I like it. Lol. ;)

        +2 -0
        • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

          @james511969 +++lol

          DAMN....right on the poophole?

          +3 -2
      • joedumber October 12, 2017

        @letmefindout ill vote for dancing with the brown stars that right there is the perfect joke

        +0 -0
  • bigblackhead October 11, 2017

    if I wanted to hear an asshole sing I'd put on some Kanye

    +4 -0
    • joedumber October 12, 2017

      @bigblackhead hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahahah

      +0 -0
  • hiwudjablome October 11, 2017

    Yea id let her Blo-me,, as long as i dont have to sing in that mic

    +4 -2
  • acairman October 11, 2017

    That asshole speaks better than that asshole obama.

    +3 -1
    • hiwudjablome October 12, 2017

      @acairman

      And makes more sense.........

      +2 -1
  • dry terd October 11, 2017

    Sounded a bit shitty to me.....

    +4 -0
  • fuckintrucker October 11, 2017

    I think a big noot noot or two would have gotten her that golden buzzer...

    +2 -0
  • redcalx October 11, 2017

    Lmao

    +2 -0
  • vivalamigra October 11, 2017

    Way better than Pantera.

    +4 -2
  • happyjack October 11, 2017

    I'd like to give the blonde judge a 10. Ok that's an exaggeration, it's a good 8 anyway

    +5 -8
    • presidenttrump October 11, 2017

      @happyjack Her hair isn't blonde, Jack. Thought you bagged a true Aryan chick, eh?

      +4 -1
    • letmefindout October 11, 2017

      @happyjack

      From the expression on her face did you note a hint of professional jealousy?

      +1 -1
  • zack sweeney October 11, 2017

    Taught her everything she knows

    +4 -1
  • whobe October 11, 2017

    Cant wait to hear the 1812 overture. You know when the cannons go off. Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BOOM.

    +2 -1
  • secret squirrel October 11, 2017

    After all these years I've finally found someone worth stalking.

    +3 -0
  • redpig October 11, 2017

    Dem beans means sounds baby yeah

    +2 -0
  • felterupgood October 11, 2017

    Can anyone translate what she said? I know what my asshole would have said.... USE THE OTHER END!

    +4 -1
  • truckingman October 11, 2017

    ????????????????????????????????? Why is this contestent on the show?

    Confused, ..................................

    +1 -0
    • felterupgood October 11, 2017

      @truckingman

      If you go to youtube and look at the video of Susan Boyle, you'll see they replaced her and showed the butthole video but kept in the cuts to the judges expressions that you see in the original video.

      I dreamed a dream in time gone by

      When hope was high

      And life worth living

      +4 -1
  • sarge07 October 11, 2017

    Noot not

    +2 -1
  • mclovin510 October 11, 2017

    Testing......testing......testicles 1, 2......testicles 1, 2......

    +1 -0
  • freddykrueger October 11, 2017

    ...dang! ...that microphone looked abrasive!

    +1 -0
    • felterupgood October 11, 2017

      @freddykrueger

      Yeah... makes my ass scream "little end" !!!!

      +3 -1
  • rasriff October 11, 2017

    NOOT NOOT

    +1 -0
  • rockinron October 12, 2017

    that mic sounded like shit when anyone else used it after that performance.

    +3 -0
  • what now? whats next? October 12, 2017

    is this really real?

    +2 -1
  • earnest p. whirl October 14, 2017

    Whoever made this deserves a medal. HotKinkyJo btw

    +0 -0
  • silentshivers242 November 17, 2017

    That butthole has more more milege than a wolkswagen 69.

    +0 -0
  • jazzpalms December 1, 2017

    I saw this last weekend on tv, it was great.

    +0 -0
 
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