TECHNICALLY, THE PERFECT WOMAN

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  • ouch October 11, 2017

    Well It saves on the washing up and she obviously cant do it!

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    • kaevman October 11, 2017

      @ouch no they are supposed to have removable snatches....

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    • luvthick October 11, 2017

      @ouch

      Like yelling at a Corpse...

      ;-)

      +2 -5
    • freddykrueger October 11, 2017

      @ouch...didn't you say that the first time this was posted?

      +3 -0
      • ouch October 11, 2017

        @freddykrueger yes but it was a different clip

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    • ouch October 12, 2017

      @ouch Shove your negs up your fucking asses you fucking fags

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  • kiwi cunt October 11, 2017

    It's great that the bitch can't talk, but she can't make sammiches or do the laundry either.

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    • mr.spine October 11, 2017

      @kiwi cunt lol i thought the same.

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    • kaevman October 11, 2017

      @kiwi cunt My last few exs didnt do either but they talked too much.

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    • luvthick October 11, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      Exactly! That's why I learned to convert a woman's bitching into a lullaby.

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  • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

    There's no telling where she's been ya know!

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  • sliceyothroat October 11, 2017

    Yea he stoopid

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  • felterupgood October 11, 2017

    Never fuck anything with crooked fingers..... or anything you plug into the wall because squirting fluid into something plugged into the wall will bring up that dreaded phrase "that's the way we found him"

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    • sarge07 October 11, 2017

      @felterupgood yea, those fingers were creepy

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  • rudz October 11, 2017

    Hey come on guys.

    Everybody needs love... Even those nerdy lonely, moms basement doll fuckin knuckle dragging swamp cunts.

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  • mr.spine October 11, 2017

    Does it make sammich. no well i will buy a used one how much?

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    • maxm60 October 12, 2017

      @mr.spine used one? That's probably why the dude was wearing a condom.

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  • me68 October 11, 2017

    well the rubber means you dont have to hose her out afterwards

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  • fiddledeedee October 11, 2017

    Unless it's got a self washing asshole feature, the condom is a good idea. Nice boobs, by the way.

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  • james511969 October 11, 2017

    On the plus side no pillow talk.

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    • luvthick October 11, 2017

      @james511969

      C'mon I love the pillow talk, it puts me to sleep right after.

      ;-)

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      • james511969 October 11, 2017

        @luvthick it puts me to, "let's see how my fake snoring sounds" mode. ;)

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      • james511969 October 11, 2017

        @luvthick dude, you got some haters! 6-? I'm the only one who gave you a +?

        You must have a lot of 45 fans.

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        • luvthick October 11, 2017

          @james511969

          Oh, yeah, I've broken many a 45ers hearts... I now call their negs, "love nubs" because they live to neg me, so they will never forget me.

          ;-)

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          • james511969 October 11, 2017

            @luvthick ha! And you already got a neg!

            Man, if the world ends tomorrow, I'm glad we made each other laugh.

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  • james511969 October 11, 2017

    The instructions said rub her, And I'm dyslexic.

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  • underpants October 11, 2017

    It's so you don't feel it with cum and then have to clean it out. Not that I would know anything about that of course

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    • kaevman October 11, 2017

      @underpants A good doll has a removable snatch...not that i would know anything about that

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  • kore October 11, 2017

    I will stay in this "fuck me" position for ever

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    • underpants October 11, 2017

      @kore ok. I'll send Ouch over.

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  • ruzin October 11, 2017

    That's a huge boner.

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  • hiwudjablome October 11, 2017

    Obviously it wasn't his "girl"

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  • goiter October 11, 2017

    I don't think that's a real woman he's fucking.

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  • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

    RESPECT fellas!!!

    That's my kid's next stepmom!!!

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    • happyjack October 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder she'd probably learn how to talk and walk just so she could leave your place for a better life

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      • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

        @bopeep

        Correction then...

        My future ex-wife!

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      • prolurkercrazy October 11, 2017

        @happyjack ROFL! +100

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        • vivalamigra October 11, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy WOOF WOOF! pant pant pant pant -1

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          • prolurkercrazy October 11, 2017

            @vivalamigra sit bitch. Play dead. Bad girl.

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            • presidenttrump October 11, 2017

              @prolurkercrazy Playing dress up in front of your mirror again, eh?

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              • prolurkercrazy October 11, 2017

                @presidenttrump still having trouble with that pesky reading comprehension. Perhaps Dr. Seus is more on your level...

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                • presidenttrump October 11, 2017

                  @prolurkercrazy You are projecting again, Minionboy.

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                  • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

                    @presidenttrump +++HAA!, "Minionboy"......that's fuckin spot on....lol

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                • fockenperv October 11, 2017

                  @prolurkercrazy your comment about comprehension would be more valid if you spelled Seuss correctly

                  +3 -1
        • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

          @tinkerbell

          That's it Boy!.....Get'cha big sniff of he crack, SNIIIIFFF!!

          +3 -2
      • luvthick October 11, 2017

        @happyjack

        ;-)

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  • vikingshill October 11, 2017

    The best part is if she sings a leak, you can shove a can of Fix-A-Flat up her ass

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  • candle October 11, 2017

    Why not use a condom? No cabbage patch kids in his future

    +2 -0
  • redcalx October 11, 2017

    Simple, he shares it with his cousins!

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  • dry terd October 11, 2017

    "Watch me fuck my rubber bitch..watch me fuck my rubber bitch". WTF. I bet she can't even cook or clean!

    +2 -0
  • zack sweeney October 11, 2017

    How do I sign up to get one of these

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    • ouch October 12, 2017

      @zack sweeney www.realdoll.com

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  • vivalamigra October 11, 2017

    Is that Harvey Weinstien raping her before he makes huge donations to the Democrats?

    +5 -1
    • presidenttrump October 11, 2017

      @vivalamigra The guy isn't fat enough. It is likely Bill Clinton.

      +5 -1
      • prolurkercrazy October 11, 2017

        @presidenttrump if the skin color was Orange along with the comb-over it would be Trump.

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        • presidenttrump October 11, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy If Bill Clinton raped you too, you should speak out. Go to one of those betaboy help groups.

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          • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

            @presidenttrump you certainly think a lot about homosexuality / sodomy. You are probably projecting just like your pen pals.

            +0 -1
  • peaks October 11, 2017

    It's a rubber on rubber thing. You wouldn't understand.

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  • flatorange October 11, 2017

    rental ??

    +1 -0
  • fockenperv October 11, 2017

    she looked bored

    +5 -0
  • dick dasturdly October 11, 2017

    Nice titz!!

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  • fukume October 11, 2017

    The condom makes him feel she's real

    +1 -0
  • bigblackhead October 11, 2017

    he's in her shitter

    +3 -0
    • presidenttrump October 11, 2017

      @bigblackhead Because he is weened onto it like the other members of the sodomy club.

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  • secret squirrel October 11, 2017

    I don't know. Somehow, she still gets on my nerves!

    +3 -0
  • pdx2002 October 11, 2017

    Worth every penny. Total silence. Take my wallet.

    +2 -0
  • redpig October 11, 2017

    Ride em Cowboy

    +1 -0
  • jcran October 11, 2017

    Jerking it would be a lot cheaper, less strenuous and all you have to do is throw the sock in the washer with your next load.

    +1 -1
  • ballsdeepincuntz October 11, 2017

    I guess u never know wat scummy dick asain has given it a test run before lewving the factory lol

    +1 -1
  • officerdribble October 11, 2017

    seen this before

    +0 -0
  • airsporter October 11, 2017

    They Love it when you pretend to be interested and do their nails for them!

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  • nybadguy October 11, 2017

    She never ages

    +1 -0
  • fenrir October 11, 2017

    He is wearing a condom because he is fucking her anally....... fair point!

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  • letmefindout October 11, 2017

    Attractive, well built, doesn't say no and doesn't talk. The only thing missing is the ability to make a good sammich.

    +2 -1
  • mclovin510 October 11, 2017

    50% less shame wrapping your tool.

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  • frankiej October 11, 2017

    Its a rental

    +1 -0
  • another random person October 11, 2017

    The hairy sack of shit isn't the perfect man though.

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  • sarge07 October 11, 2017

    He used a condom so he wouldn't get any plastic std's.

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  • toy-boat October 12, 2017

    I guess she wasn't protected good enough

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  • silkdashocker1 October 12, 2017

    ******** R E P O S T ********************************

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    • ouch October 12, 2017

      @silkdashocker1 nope. Different post of the same sort of thing

      My comment for the other one was so he wont catch a USB

      +3 -2
  • zorrillin October 15, 2017

    It's a rented doll therefore the doll is a whore therefore a condom But Real whore are cheaper therefore confuse

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  • italianweapon October 18, 2017

    Yea he stoopid

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  • gnasher October 27, 2017

    must be his dads, would that make it his mum?

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  • jazzpalms December 3, 2017

    cleaning them is hell, bleach don't help they don't like it,

    +0 -0
 
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