On the up side... he was dressed for his funeral too.
@felterupgood LMMFAO +1
My learned girl friend pointed out that Shakespeare said a similar thing.
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
(Hamlet's mother married his uncle shortly after his father died.)
@felterupgood Alas poor Youric, I knew him Horatio. I used that quote during Tucson's Gem & Mineral show while holding a "crystal skull". One college kid out of a dozen got the reference.
@felterupgood top comment mah bois
@felterupgood . . the first one I actually laughed about in years. Thanks!
Thanks... I hope you are getting laid more frequently.
@felterupgood . . uhm . . what?
More frequently than you laugh
He can now leave North Korea a free man.
@harly9 It's in China, but close enough.
@presidenttrump . . well then still 999.999 left . . : O . . we need to spread this wonderful tradition of bashing the groom on concrete.
They didn't want to step forward when asked "any objections"
Accident? Which one of the revelers was the third wheel?
Insurance scam much!
Fuckin' did him a favor
@vikingshill . . but not for western economys >: ( . . he was supposed to create new workers with his wife. Hope they replace him with a robot . . : /
Til death do us part.
That was a short marriage
@rudz go big or go home
And that was to prepare him for what?
Wife to cash in on the insurance policy
Probably saved him a lot of grief in the longrun.
Well, he got a lot of bang for his buck.
Talk about saving a friend.......
Well, a wedding is like a funeral. Looks like he got them done at once! Plus he saved tons on the attire.
Till death do you part on your wedding day
Is this some wedding tradition over there?
Meh. On with the festivities!!!
What a party pooper
Time to console the bride
@dizeer she may need a shoulder to cry on or a dick to sit on
Gezzz... have some etiquette... give him time to get cold before you move in on his pussy
I now pronounce you dead man and wife
** pronounced dead and wife**,...Good one!
Should have had better food at the reception
One wedding and a funeral. Coming soon to a theatre near you.
I think they're bidding on his blubber.
I feel sorry for his husband. Wait, that was China and such faggery isn't legal. I feel sorry for his bride.
The groom is a good actor.
another reason adding to the 300 why i wont get married or have children
@what now? whats next? ++++
I suppose it has nothing to do with being able to drink beer,smoke cigars, play cards and leave the toilet seat up without having to listen to a squawking female tho...lol
@GrimmWilder I supose your very wrong
( Thats only the first Four )
What the fuck where they doing?
Who's got dibs on the wife
Mike what type of MF" WEDDING TRADITION, from I believe China, KILLED THE VICTIM GROOM?
Saved him a lot of nagging.
what the hell????????
The fuck were they doing to the guy lol.
Looks like someone is pointing at his crotch.
This is the prequel to Oldboy.
WTF were they doing, anyway??
@frank n. stein that to guarantee fertility