FRIENDS ACCIDENTALLY KILL GROOM DURING WEDDING

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  • felterupgood October 12, 2017

    On the up side... he was dressed for his funeral too.

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    • ouch October 12, 2017

      @felterupgood LMMFAO +1

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      • felterupgood October 12, 2017

        @ouch

        My learned girl friend pointed out that Shakespeare said a similar thing.

        Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.

        (Hamlet's mother married his uncle shortly after his father died.)

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        • sarge07 October 12, 2017

          @felterupgood Alas poor Youric, I knew him Horatio. I used that quote during Tucson's Gem & Mineral show while holding a "crystal skull". One college kid out of a dozen got the reference.

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    • what now? whats next? October 12, 2017

      @felterupgood top comment mah bois

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    • quantum October 14, 2017

      @felterupgood . . the first one I actually laughed about in years. Thanks!

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      • felterupgood October 15, 2017

        @quantum

        Thanks... I hope you are getting laid more frequently.

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        • quantum October 16, 2017

          @felterupgood . . uhm . . what?

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          • felterupgood October 16, 2017

            @quantum

            More frequently than you laugh

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  • harly9 October 12, 2017

    He can now leave North Korea a free man.

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    • presidenttrump October 12, 2017

      @harly9 It's in China, but close enough.

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      • quantum October 14, 2017

        @presidenttrump . . well then still 999.999 left . . : O . . we need to spread this wonderful tradition of bashing the groom on concrete.

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  • rudz October 12, 2017

    They didn't want to step forward when asked "any objections"

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  • letmefindout October 12, 2017

    Accident? Which one of the revelers was the third wheel?

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  • ouch October 12, 2017

    Insurance scam much!

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  • vikingshill October 12, 2017

    Fuckin' did him a favor

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    • redpig October 12, 2017

      @vikingshill

      Nice one

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    • quantum October 14, 2017

      @vikingshill . . but not for western economys >: ( . . he was supposed to create new workers with his wife. Hope they replace him with a robot . . : /

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  • mr.spine October 12, 2017

    Til death do us part.

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    • rudz October 12, 2017

      @mr.spine

      That was a short marriage

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      • mr.spine October 12, 2017

        @rudz go big or go home

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  • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

    And that was to prepare him for what?

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    • letmefindout October 12, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Wife to cash in on the insurance policy

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  • airsporter October 12, 2017

    Probably saved him a lot of grief in the longrun.

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  • fiddledeedee October 12, 2017

    Well, he got a lot of bang for his buck.

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  • luvthick October 12, 2017

    Talk about saving a friend.......

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  • sheelajackson October 12, 2017

    Well, a wedding is like a funeral. Looks like he got them done at once! Plus he saved tons on the attire.

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  • kore October 12, 2017

    Till death do you part on your wedding day

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  • ketamine<3 October 12, 2017

    Is this some wedding tradition over there?

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  • secret squirrel October 12, 2017

    Meh. On with the festivities!!!

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  • fukume October 12, 2017

    What a party pooper

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  • dizeer October 12, 2017

    Time to console the bride

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    • picklehiesner October 12, 2017

      @dizeer she may need a shoulder to cry on or a dick to sit on

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      • felterupgood October 13, 2017

        @picklehiesner

        Gezzz... have some etiquette... give him time to get cold before you move in on his pussy

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  • picklehiesner October 12, 2017

    I now pronounce you dead man and wife

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    • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

      @picklehiesner +++

      ** pronounced dead and wife**,...Good one!

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  • hiwudjablome October 12, 2017

    Should have had better food at the reception

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  • kiwi cunt October 12, 2017

    One wedding and a funeral. Coming soon to a theatre near you.

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  • peaks October 12, 2017

    I think they're bidding on his blubber.

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  • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

    I feel sorry for his husband. Wait, that was China and such faggery isn't legal. I feel sorry for his bride.

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  • 72jayd October 12, 2017

    The groom is a good actor.

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  • what now? whats next? October 12, 2017

    another reason adding to the 300 why i wont get married or have children

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    • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

      @what now? whats next? ++++

      I suppose it has nothing to do with being able to drink beer,smoke cigars, play cards and leave the toilet seat up without having to listen to a squawking female tho...lol

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      • what now? whats next? October 12, 2017

        @GrimmWilder I supose your very wrong

        ( Thats only the first Four )

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  • trumpforpres October 12, 2017

    What the fuck where they doing?

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  • zack sweeney October 12, 2017

    Who's got dibs on the wife

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  • truckingman October 12, 2017

    Mike what type of MF" WEDDING TRADITION, from I believe China, KILLED THE VICTIM GROOM?

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  • whobe October 12, 2017

    Saved him a lot of nagging.

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  • sarge07 October 12, 2017

    what the hell????????

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  • nybadguy October 12, 2017

    The fuck were they doing to the guy lol.

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  • ruzin October 12, 2017

    Looks like someone is pointing at his crotch.

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  • jackhammer17 October 13, 2017

    This is the prequel to Oldboy.

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  • frank n. stein October 13, 2017

    WTF were they doing, anyway??

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