CS PRESENTS: HOW NOT TO BE A PORNSTAR

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  • me68 October 12, 2017

    wellllll i was having a bad day , but i feel better now, im not so bad off after all ,,,,,,,,,;o)

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  • mr.spine October 12, 2017

    Can see the pride drain from danny devitos son.

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    • felterupgood October 12, 2017

      @mr.spine

      I don't think he drained anything. That hole was way too big to feel much.

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      • mr.spine October 12, 2017

        @felterupgood holes can be big?

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        • felterupgood October 13, 2017

          @mr.spine

          If you had just looked back when you were born you would know.

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    • quantum October 14, 2017

      @mr.spine . . he's penguin junior. Give him an umbrella and he'll slap that bitch to hell for making him look stupid until batman safes her.

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  • ouch October 12, 2017

    Dave's lost some weight huh?

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  • sheelajackson October 12, 2017

    Creeeeepola

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  • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

    Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom!

    A squirrel tries to mate with the apes!!!!

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    • drewstl October 12, 2017

      @GrimmWilder You just mad, cause u ain't hitting dat Azz!

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      • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

        @drewstl

        You could be right,.......yer not, but you could be....lol

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    • luvthick October 12, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Wow! That dude looks like a brunette version of you! Was that you Grimmy? now we know why your soo bitter.

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      • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

        @grizzlelump

        You guessed it Lump..

        I got the sheboon blues.,,.,..,.,

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      • presidenttrump October 12, 2017

        @luvthick You seem jealous. Is it because Brooke Beret is getting white dong and you aren't?

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    • airsporter October 12, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Hee Hee!

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  • letmefindout October 12, 2017

    All those lips and all dat ass? That creepy mofo needed better cardio and a blue pill!

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    • mr.spine October 12, 2017

      @letmefindout he needed better life choices.

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      • letmefindout October 12, 2017

        @mr.spine

        Number 1 on that list is not to engage in pussy that he couldn't handle.

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        • mr.spine October 12, 2017

          @letmefindout some crack and suicidal tendencies whats not to handle.

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  • acairman October 12, 2017

    The former first chimp?

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  • drewstl October 12, 2017

    So sad, Just S A D!

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  • mad jock October 12, 2017

    Man you going to fuck in front of an audiance for the first time maybe...you better get some blue pills boy...what did she say her name was lol...thank fuck it was not a talking part for her....

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  • luvthick October 12, 2017

    This is an epilogue of all the racist FuckTards in the PG. Don't be so bitter guys..., I'm sure a brother would be willing to pleasure your wife also, providing she's not gross beyond all hope.

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    • fukinyourmom October 12, 2017

      @luvthick I don't know any decent good looking white women that would ever bang a brother. All the mudsharks I have ever seen are either fat slobs or nasty and ugly af. Basically they have no other options but to go black. Sorry but it's the truth.

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      • ouch October 12, 2017

        @fukinyourmom What the fuck are you smoking?

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      • luvthick October 12, 2017

        @fukinyourmom

        Correction! That's your truth and NOT the Truth!

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        • presidenttrump October 12, 2017

          @luvthick A lot of black people you consider black are actually mixed. They have white features, which is what appeals to the white folk that date them.

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      • happyjack October 12, 2017

        @fukinyourmom I don't kiss and tell, I'll just say that's fake news

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      • cptcaveape October 12, 2017

        @fukinyourmom Seal married Heidi Klum. Your entire existence is now invalid. Literally the ugliest black dude on the planet is married with kids to arguably one of the hottest pieces of white ass to walk this planet. You can't name a single white dude that's as ugly as seal, but can still pull a Halle Berry or a Gabrielle Union.... Try to find a comparison.... Ill wait.

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        • jcran October 12, 2017

          @cptcaveape

          I will throw Billy Bob Thornton out there. He blew Halle's gash up on screen. Its well known that sex seen was real and BBT is one ugly mofo.

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          • luvthick October 17, 2017

            @jcran

            No they did not! That's horse Shit from Internet rumors, they are both professional actors.

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        • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

          @cptcaveape

          Halle Berry or a Gabrielle Union?..Two sheboons...lol

          Look Toby...Two wrongs don't make a right,... juss look at your parents as an example..,.,,

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          • happyjack October 12, 2017

            @GrimmWilder When racism overtakes your manhood.... Any man alive knows both of those women are fine and sexy. Get out and see the world it's a wonderful place with all different shades of people with different cultures, foods, and outlooks on life. You are stuck in a one room trailer park rut with your computer, and it shows. I can't even get riled up about what you write because I find you kind of bizarre at this point. Good luck on your journey out of your double wide world.

            Drop the hate and get a date.

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            • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

              @Bo-peep

              More boring hood logic.....don't like my posts?

              Go have yourself a big "WAAAA!" then put your head under a pillow till you stop moving,..,

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        • presidenttrump October 12, 2017

          @cptcaveape Heidi Klum has a manly face and Halle Berry isn't black. Your point is moot.

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          • cptcaveape October 12, 2017

            @presidenttrump any man that doesn't find Heidi attractive knows what a penis taste like.

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            • happyjack October 12, 2017

              @cptcaveape I think you hit the nail on the head. There's something to this.

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            • presidenttrump October 12, 2017

              @cptcaveape You wouldn't understand, because white women don't want you. We white guys are spoiled with attractive white ladies. Heidi Klum just isn't that great.

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          • happyjack October 12, 2017

            @presidenttrump Yeah Heidi Klum is a real ugly bitch. What are you even writing. Is this a joke?

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            • presidenttrump October 12, 2017

              @happyjack Are you saying you are illiterate, Jack?

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    • james511969 October 12, 2017

      @luvthick when did you when I make that movie?

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    • sarge07 October 12, 2017

      @luvthick I have this strange desire to attach that nosering to a lead and walk her around. Noserings in people are disgusting

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  • kiwi cunt October 12, 2017

    Sure fire way to catch AIDS. Nasty slut.

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    • mr.spine October 12, 2017

      @kiwi cunt better get checked just for watching

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      • sarge07 October 12, 2017

        @mr.spine it's ok, I used my eye bleach

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  • kore October 12, 2017

    Too much woman not enough man

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    • sarge07 October 12, 2017

      @kore pink wig & bunnyears do not a man make.

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      • letmefindout October 12, 2017

        @sarge07

        A point well made. Judging by his garb I'm thinking they were going for a lesbian scene.

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  • ketamine<3 October 12, 2017

    I'm not sure I could handle that woman either, that's a lot of ass!

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    • shenanigans October 12, 2017

      @ketamine<3 I love that ass

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      • ketamine<3 October 12, 2017

        @shenanigans not saying I don't like it, just saying I don't know if I could pleasure her.

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    • luvthick October 12, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      I would gladly handle that ass on your behalf, if that was your girl.

      ;-)

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      • sarge07 October 12, 2017

        @luvthick LOL +5

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      • ouch October 12, 2017

        @luvthick then you definitely like shanni

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  • joedumber October 12, 2017

    he went limp on a nympho with a body like that?, i nut in 2 secondss

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  • fukume October 12, 2017

    He must've smelt stank pussy

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  • airsporter October 12, 2017

    The white bloke would have better luck at Work.

    Back at the Mortuary.

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  • dizeer October 12, 2017

    creepy limp dick is more than likely one of you crazyshitters !

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  • nybadguy October 12, 2017

    Jose looked wired. He had a case of the marshmallow dick.

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  • kaevman October 12, 2017

    i cant be in a room full of naked ngas wtf

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  • happyjack October 12, 2017

    That was a motley crew

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  • hiwudjablome October 12, 2017

    Id let her Blo-me...

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  • zack sweeney October 12, 2017

    One skinny lil white guy for her , you have got to be kidding

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  • fatlarry October 12, 2017

    don't feel bad dude that couldn't get me hard either.... ooooat I think I just vomited in my mouth a little

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  • zack sweeney October 12, 2017

    Imagine what that rooms smells like , wooow !!

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  • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

    There are better looking aids infested whores standing under the Magi-Kist sign on Cicero Ave.

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  • what now? whats next? October 12, 2017

    "Purple rain?" XDD

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  • picklehiesner October 12, 2017

    Nice try Ron

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  • sarge07 October 12, 2017

    Yep, the bunny ears are an erection killer

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  • maxm60 October 13, 2017

    if she queefed she would've blown that skinny twigman across the room!

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  • dry terd October 13, 2017

    Too many burritos before the scene

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  • bigblackhead October 13, 2017

    he got a whiff of her chitlin anchovy taint

    +1 -1
  • behenchod October 21, 2017

    she is whore... dont blame her

    +0 -0
 
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