MARRIED LIFE 101

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  • letmefindout October 13, 2017

    Next time don't fall asleep during a blowjob else the Animal will be unleashed.

    +5 -4
    • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Yeah,..she got humped in the face by a horny little truck...

      +4 -1
      • quantum October 14, 2017

        @GrimmWilder . . her face looks like this isn't the first time a tire is thouching it.

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  • dick dasturdly October 13, 2017

    Fuck the truck... I'd rape her instead

    +4 -1
  • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

    Better head down south and do some muddin! Why waste a perfectly good 4x4?

    +4 -1
    • letmefindout October 13, 2017

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      • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

        @letmefindout Maybe I'm reading into this too much, but, are you suggesting she has pussylips around her asshole?...Fascinating

        +7 -1
  • sealex October 13, 2017

    Well rednecks love to off road.

    +4 -0
    • mr.spine October 13, 2017

      @sealex bitches love bein dirty and wet

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  • what now? whats next? October 13, 2017

    is that really marrige?

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    • boobles October 13, 2017

      @what now? whats next? No. In reality she'd wake up and punch him in the ballsack

      +3 -0
      • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

        @boobles ..DAMN!

        You promise?

        +2 -1
        • boobles October 13, 2017

          @GrimmWilder you wake me from my sleep with ANY method... you're going down!! And not in the good way!!

          +3 -0
          • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

            @boobles

            You already know that kinna talk turns me on Miss Boobs....

            ANYTIME you wunna punish somebody.....I'm your man!

            +2 -1
  • ketamine<3 October 13, 2017

    That makes no sense and has no connection to marriage

    +3 -1
    • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

      @ketamine<3 I think it just means the excitement leaves, and the only way to gain it back is to act immature around her...Quite accurate, from what I've seen

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  • ouch October 13, 2017

    Robby you got some splanin to do!

    +5 -0
    • truckingman October 13, 2017

      Ouch, I am unmarried and the only RC truck I own is a old Traxxas Rustler, in the old body style.

      Similar to my Rustler's electronics layout

      http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20130626/uhuqumyz.jpg

      Same body as my Rustler's but different color.

      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QNmqf3mmJkQ/maxresdefault.jpg

      +2 -0
  • rudz October 13, 2017

    Hahaha now that's Mechanophilia right there.

    She got face fucked by a little RC truck

    +1 -0
  • felterupgood October 13, 2017

    Dumb ass newly wed husband... should let his wife sleep. She's got to get up and clean toilets soo so your lazy ass can lay around the house and watch porn all day.

    +4 -0
    • airsporter October 13, 2017

      @felterupgood Yep - Carrying that.

      +1 -0
  • airsporter October 13, 2017

    My dog does that all the fucking time!

    +2 -0
  • kore October 13, 2017

    Well that's a new way to climb on her

    +1 -0
  • mad jock October 13, 2017

    he is gay...gets truck out not his cock..

    +4 -1
    • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

      @mad jock +++

      lol, Yup, had self same thought...lol

      +2 -1
  • peaks October 13, 2017

    He Trucked Her!

    +1 -1
  • joedumber October 13, 2017

    sex with a chevy

    +2 -0
  • digurgutsout October 13, 2017

    When they get drunk to that point , pants are off!!! Pussy mouth and ass are on!!

    +1 -0
  • vikingshill October 13, 2017

    The truck is just foreplay, pulling a train on her comes next

    +2 -0
  • mr.spine October 13, 2017

    Sure but when i do it i need new tires and a court date.

    +1 -0
  • freddykrueger October 13, 2017

    ...whoever spliced the old animal commercial into this is awesome!

    +3 -0
  • hiwudjablome October 13, 2017

    Somebodys not getting blown tonight

    +1 -0
  • picklehiesner October 13, 2017

    When she woke up she felt like she got hit by a truck

    +3 -0
  • frank n. stein October 13, 2017

    LOL! I can't believe it took so long to wake up.

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  • sarge07 October 13, 2017

    she drunk or stoned?

    +2 -0
  • grdr25 October 13, 2017

    BWAHAHAHA!!!

    +1 -0
  • whobe October 13, 2017

    Should have punched it.

    +2 -0
  • truckingman October 13, 2017

    She must really love her husband to tolerate his Bull Shit luckily her husband did not place a running "The Animal" SUV toy, with its' claws extended, on her sleeping body.

    +2 -0
    • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

      @truckingman +++

      Damn Truck, where do you come up with this shit...lol

      +2 -1
  • felterupgood October 13, 2017

    Tomorrow he will motorboat her titties and I will enjoy that more

    +1 -0
  • truckingman October 13, 2017

    When I was younger, in nineteen eighty nine or ninety, I had "The Animal" SUV toy, and it could really maneuvered over rough terrain.

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    • crazyshit October 13, 2017

      @truckingman I had 2 of them. I used to crash them into my dad's hookers after they'd pass out in the living room. 1 of them never made it out alive. The trucks too.

      +3 -0
    • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

      @truckingman

      I went and looked that toy truck up....DAMN!

      .

      http://www.spencer1984.com/my_models/animal-angry-atv.php

      +2 -1
    • sarge07 October 13, 2017

      @truckingman Damn now I fell old, in 89 I was in Grenada and then Panama, and in 90 I was in Iraq the first time.

      +1 -0
      • happyjack October 14, 2017

        @sarge07 in 1990 I was wondering if they were going to be drafting for Iraq.

        +1 -0
  • nybadguy October 13, 2017

    I use to have the Blackfoot and hornet. That hornet was fast af.

    +1 -0
  • felterupgood October 13, 2017

    My parents gave me a brick to play with.

    +1 -0
    • airsporter October 14, 2017

      @felterupgood Thats foresight....Laying the foundations for the future!

      +1 -0
      • felterupgood October 14, 2017

        @airsporter

        But I'm not a BLM looter. I have never used my brick.

        +1 -0
  • deadpen October 13, 2017

    HA HA I had the Animal RC.

    +1 -0
  • thebutcher18 October 14, 2017

    Run her over with a real truck! Than its CS-worth!

    +0 -0
  • funnybizness666 October 14, 2017

    Nostalgia.

    +1 -0
  • fukume October 14, 2017

    If this truck is rockin don't come knockin

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 October 14, 2017

    Married life my achin' ass! More like 'Passed out' life.

    +1 -0
  • chubba October 14, 2017

    This one is worth a download

    +1 -0
  • happyjack October 14, 2017

    Reminds me of the old Stomper trucks.

    +1 -0
 
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