3 ACTS OF DRUNKENNESS I DID -NOT- NEED TO SEE TODAY

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  • letmefindout October 13, 2017

    Add alcohol, shake (Do not stir). Best recipe for insanity (No olive or onion required).

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    • quantum October 14, 2017

      @letmefindout . . we need a purge . . . a long one.

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  • bearded_misfit October 13, 2017

    #3 HOORAY BEER!

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    • boobles October 13, 2017

      @bearded_misfit that #3 was nasty as all hell. Worse still, there were camera flashes going off so somebody somewhere wanted that image for posterity...

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      • felterupgood October 13, 2017

        @boobles

        Yes... they wanted to make sure we got to see it.... and yes it was nasty but I couldn't stop watching it.

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        • sarge07 October 13, 2017

          @felterupgood I halfway expected the bottle to shatter in that cooch

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          • boobles October 14, 2017

            @sarge07 reminds me one-man-one-jar video of the guy with the jam-jar that shattered up his hole. Fuck me, that one was brutal to watch... picking bloody shards out of his anus!!

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            • felterupgood October 14, 2017

              @boobles

              I remember that video and I have never put a glass jar in my ass .... before or after seeing it.

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  • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

    Alcohol thins the blood. That would explain the bleeding...That, and the fact he just cut off his ear

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  • sealex October 13, 2017

    Was that Donald Trump on the second clip protesting against Eminem's Rap he dedicated to him?

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    • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

      @sealex No, those were just upstanding democrats respectfully accepting their loss to Donald Trump and the rest of America. We can all learn from this and become better people

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      • letmefindout October 13, 2017

        @oathbreaker

        The only thing I learned was the pussy in the last vid was ugly, stretched out and in need of a noot noot.

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        • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

          @letmefindout I don't know what the fuck a "noot noot" is, but I'll support it

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          • bigsmokey86 October 13, 2017

            @oathbreaker C'mon Oath it's Noot Noot. Get with the program.

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            • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

              @bigsmokey86 I'M NOT WITH THE PROGRAM!!!....Please, educate me

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              • bigsmokey86 October 13, 2017

                @oathbreaker Just something that's come up in the last few days. Stemming from earlier comments about Pingu (A stop motion penguin show) who speaks a lot of the time with "Noot Noot")

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                • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

                  @bigsmokey86 ....Well, then...

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                  • bigsmokey86 October 13, 2017

                    @oathbreaker You will get it eventually lol.

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        • boobles October 14, 2017

          @letmefindout i think you're trying to bait me with your excessive use of noot noot...

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  • what now? whats next? October 13, 2017

    6th comment cs suck my clabical

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    • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

      @what now? whats next? You mean collar bone? Clavicle?...confused, sincerely the breaker of oathes

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      • what now? whats next? October 13, 2017

        @oathbreaker i will not apologize for being autistic lmaooo

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        • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

          @what now? whats next? ....I like your sass. Still don't know what you mean though

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          • what now? whats next? October 13, 2017

            @oathbreaker dude just go back to bed

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            • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

              @what now? whats next?

              clabical-clavicle-shmavical......all the same shit upside down...lol

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  • ouch October 13, 2017

    We is fucked up on alcohol

    Imagine if the Muzzys drank?

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    • bigsmokey86 October 13, 2017

      @ouch There would be less suicide bombings?

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      • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 probably get more instances of premature annihilation

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        • bigsmokey86 October 13, 2017

          @oathbreaker Hey Abir, was it the red wire or the blue wire man i can't remember for shit?!

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          • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

            @bigsmokey86 I can't remember, either, Mohammed#132. which is it? Is this a joke or a scripture of our "holy" prophet?

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      • sarge07 October 13, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 a lot of premature detonation

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  • ob1 October 13, 2017

    Probably still hit the last one, doubt either of us would feel it

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  • airsporter October 13, 2017

    The second clip has prompted me to withdraw my Green Card application form.

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    • rudz October 13, 2017

      @airsporter with you on that one. #2 makes me not want to go anywhere near the US...

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    • sarge07 October 13, 2017

      @airsporter it's ok, she's Canadian

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  • felterupgood October 13, 2017

    And that, my friends, is how Jägermeister is made.

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  • james511969 October 13, 2017

    Was that a red stripe?!?!

    No wonder that beer taste like shit.

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    • sarge07 October 13, 2017

      @james511969 and it's American made, and charge an import price BWWAAHAHAAHAAAA

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      • james511969 October 14, 2017

        @sarge07 and endorsed by Tom Cruz! +

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  • fiddledeedee October 13, 2017

    Number 2 is just like the girl I want to bring home to mom. And she can bring her little yippy slave dog too, and we can live in a nice house with a picket fence made of dildos.

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    • sarge07 October 13, 2017

      @fiddledeedee Little pink houses

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  • airsporter October 13, 2017

    No 3 s got a maw like my garden shredder!

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  • mr.spine October 13, 2017

    Worst i had was two drunk lesbians fight naked in my apartment they fucked up my couches with blood. Got to see boobs and bush

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    • ob1 October 13, 2017

      @mr.spine if it's not on crazyshit it didn't happen

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      • mr.spine October 13, 2017

        @ob1 technically is just not a video that been funny because it was my gfs sister and her gf fighting. She hates that i seen her bush stupid dikes

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  • trumpforpres October 13, 2017

    I smashed a bottle on my head... Why am I bleeding?

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  • trumpforpres October 13, 2017

    AMERICA!!!!

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  • hiwudjablome October 13, 2017

    That last one had talent...........

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  • honkie365 October 13, 2017

    Well, at least something came out of that last ones cunt that I won't have to help support for the next 18 years.

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  • frank n. stein October 13, 2017

    Gross. GROSS! GROSS!!!

    Fat bitch has hairy armpits! Ugh!

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  • sarge07 October 13, 2017

    #1 dumbass

    #2 nasty NASTY NASTY

    #3 Just gross

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    • whobe October 13, 2017

      @sarge07 yep, yep and yep.

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  • truckingman October 13, 2017

    Mike WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCK BULL SHITTING FUCK DID YOU CREATE?

    MOTHER FUCKING CONFUSED AND DISGUSTED, ......................................................

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  • nybadguy October 13, 2017

    Bitch had more hair under her arm pits then i have on my head

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  • doc_ock October 13, 2017

    And you did not need to share either

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  • fukume October 14, 2017

    America luvs ya too

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  • gandog56 October 14, 2017

    Mmm, Tubby's armpit hair, so appealing!

    BARF!

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  • maxm60 October 14, 2017

    Looked like drunkenness from three different countries: Russia, USA and Africa. I think the USA gal might've been French though.

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