CRAZYSHIT PRESENTS: THE AMAZON

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  • sealex October 13, 2017

    Considering you're asian i think you couldn't even get passed her horse teeth, tao.

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  • letmefindout October 13, 2017

    Asian flea on Asian dog was no match. Somebody needs to bring Hoe-zilla to King Dong's for the match of the century.

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  • ketamine<3 October 13, 2017

    I think she is pretty hot. I love long legs.

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    • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

      @ketamine<3 Go for it, boy...She's got two of 'em

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    • cptcaveape October 13, 2017

      @ketamine<3 the perfect size for your walk in freezer

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  • bigsmokey86 October 13, 2017

    For some reason I'm reminded of that one South Park episode when Kyle got surgery to become tall and black to play basketball.

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    • sarge07 October 13, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 and doing so Mrs. Garrison's penis was running around on the back of a mouse and Kyle blew his testes because the quack doc used them as knee caps, LOL

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      • bigsmokey86 October 13, 2017

        @sarge07 Lol! Great episode!

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  • what now? whats next? October 13, 2017

    id come in six seconds for a tall girl anyday

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    • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      GET ME A LADDER!!!

      yup!

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  • airsporter October 13, 2017

    Shes welcome to come round my house and paint the ceilings!

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    • cazaly October 13, 2017

      @airsporter my fans need cleaning too, hope she does house visits.

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  • ouch October 13, 2017

    That's a HUGE bitch!

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    • mr.spine October 13, 2017

      @ouch beat me to it.

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      • ouch October 13, 2017

        @mr.spine That's not the only thing I BEAT lol

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        • mr.spine October 13, 2017

          @ouch your mom

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  • oathbreaker October 13, 2017

    They are SO far behind....I can see the pixels on her vagina

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  • fiddledeedee October 13, 2017

    Finally, a new porn gimmick that makes Asian guys' dicks look even smaller.

    That said, she's totally hot.

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  • james511969 October 13, 2017

    In the US she's a normal height.

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    • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

      @james511969

      RU sayin all gooks is Shmall?

      Dats racist!!!

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      • james511969 October 13, 2017

        @GrimmWilder no, I was sayin, us Americans is tall! You ever been in China? I went to a KTV one time and not one person was taller than the bottom of my chest. And I'm 6'2 without shoes

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        • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

          @james511969++=++++

          I'z only fuckin with ya Brother.,.,.,.,

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          • james511969 October 13, 2017

            @GrimmWilder dude, I know.!

            I'm just being honest.

            Those chinks are small!

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  • peaks October 13, 2017

    She's probably 5'2.

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  • airsporter October 13, 2017

    'Whore - Igami' - The ancient art of bending women about so you can jizz on their tits!

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  • digurgutsout October 13, 2017

    I would love to climb that sexy tree!

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  • digurgutsout October 13, 2017

    She can slam dunk these balls any day of the week!

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  • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

    Now i gotta have me a HongKong Ho!

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    • airsporter October 13, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Grab yourselfa ticket and a Butterfly net- They are always tossing themselves of high rises out there.

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      • GrimmWilder October 13, 2017

        @airsporter

        Cold...that was real cold Brethren.......lol

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  • hiwudjablome October 13, 2017

    I'd let her to Blo-me,,,she's hot

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  • mr.spine October 13, 2017

    And she was 5'9 lol

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  • dry terd October 13, 2017

    She's got jacked up teeth, but hot as hell! And to be fair that little fucker is probably only 4 foot 8.

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  • sarge07 October 13, 2017

    When she stands she's mouth level.

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    • airsporter October 13, 2017

      @sarge07 Puzzled over this... Then the Penny dropped! - Handy for a quick lick but then visions of midget abuse damped my enthusiasm.

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  • frank n. stein October 13, 2017

    Hate pixelated Japorn

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    • sarge07 October 13, 2017

      @frank n. stein believe it or not they have a law that disallows pubic hair to be shown, so they have to do that. Retarded I know, considering some of the ancient Japanese pornographic wood cuts I have in my collection, LOL.

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      • airsporter October 13, 2017

        @sarge07 Bingo! - I Knew It!

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        • sarge07 October 13, 2017

          @airsporter what? The antique porn or the retard law? LOL I do have an interesting collection of French Postcards, look it up, those Victorians were NOT the prudes history makes them out to be.

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  • ruzin October 13, 2017

    Those legs. Wow.

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  • whobe October 13, 2017

    Hows the air up there. Mountain fresh? Well down here it smells like tuna.

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  • sheelajackson October 13, 2017

    Its probably more common to find a tall asian female (or male)than to find an asian fella with a big dick

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  • redpig October 13, 2017

    There you go Grimm, nice tits.

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  • nybadguy October 13, 2017

    I'd bend her up like a pretzel

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  • dozer67 October 13, 2017

    Amazon in China? What is she 5'8' ?

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  • truckingman October 13, 2017

    WTTMF"F??? Why did she had to get to the zoo by seven o'clock?

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  • doc_ock October 13, 2017

    She's not tall he's just really short like most Asians.

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  • deadpen October 13, 2017

    HOLY SHIT, do you see this 5'5" Asian woman?

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  • fukume October 14, 2017

    That guys short

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  • maxm60 October 14, 2017

    that shit looked like hobbit porn. Lord of the Anal rings!

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  • jdrob120 October 17, 2017

    I wanna hit it...real talk!!!

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  • wafflecock October 22, 2017

    He almost has to go up on her.

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