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I Like me some noisy Pussy!!!
Back hole happy, front hole sing.
an poke-n-play along with yer ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Trust me when I tell you Jesus has nothing to do with female anatomy tricks. Besides, it's great when there is nothing interesting on television.
@what now? whats next? Pussy and the New Power Generation
Shes really talented
they added search bar lets get it cs
OK she's got a fat cunt let's watch some goddam wrestling!!!
That "Down Under" namesake is geographical, not physiological, sweetheart.
Is she "La'QuiefTa"?
@GrimmWilder LMMFAO +1
@GrimmWilder she's not black.
@GrimmWilder Queen LaQueefa
Dont strain to hard, you'll shit the bed
So you have a magical pussy, so what.
Translation for the yanks:
"fanny" in Aus means pussy.
In case you didn't work it out.
For real??? Damn. I thought it meant me ole grandma.
PLEASE don't tell us ole grandma got a farting pussy...........lol
Why? God, the image you just created!!!
Sounded a bit wet for my taste
That's why they invented wet wipes.
Where is the daily rant?
That video reminds me... last night my lady slid into bed next to me and whispered "I shaved my pussy.... you know what that means...."
I said... "The fucking drain pipe is clogged again."
@felterupgood , then ye said
"Damn that's a big pussy".."Damn that's a big pussy"
*you didn't have to say it twice*
Cant stop laughing dude!!
@felterupgood Superb! +1
@felterupgood -1 for the stolen joke with your own opening to make it sound home grown
@happyjack -1 for being the PC police and taking this site a little too seriously yet again.
Yup!...same old song.,.,,.lol
@GrimmWilder there's a shock you had something to say about it.
@vivalamigra Mr illiegal alien is saying I'm too serious? I'll be sure to remind you on your next bullshit rant when you refer to everyone as a fag or nigger, etc.
@happyjack There you go again using that "nigger" word just to shock people.
@felterupgood and the cat's freezing with no fur.....
A human super soaker
@kitkatmaster Yeah, that a super soaker I can play with!
Do you think that's an auto tuned queef?
The real question is does it get FM?
She must use pert plus.
What a shame, she's cute, but a whore and a filthy noisy one. Id still fuck the farts out of her "fanny".
That's why we say
G'day Cunt down here!
And that is why they respond "Noot noot."
Oh god NO! I actually saw her lips wobble...
If yours did too, I'ld marry you tomorrow.
@boobles they wobbled like a Weeble
Weebles wobble but they don't sag down.
Am grateful and appreciative for small mercies. (No dicks)
In fact after turning the sound off I quite enjoyed it.
She didn't say Bruce once
Well I guess I'm going cross visiting England off my list, if that the kinda shit them girls are playing over there.
@iwrestledabearonce Thats Ouches sister from Melbourne!
fuck yeah she can fanny fart and spray my face any time she likes !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats a Lifesaving adaptation in the Nullabor - Her brains wont save her!
shes too proper for me
"Dumbder from down" under is more like it,,But I'd let her Blo-me
Down under my butt. She is a kiwi.
@john72 : I think she's retarded, but a Kiwi ?
Nah, not that retarded.
when I get done with her she'll have dick poisoning
Yeah, but, can she play the skin flute?
@james511969 she can fuck and blow you at the same time.
@whobe...i'd like to make her cried!
Nice fat pussy.
It is a good looking pussy,,no wizard sleeves...
@hiwudjablome yes sir
There's your derp
Now you have a pussy mouthing off.
Doesn't smell quite as bad as one from the wrong un.
She stuffed it with breath mints ,..,.,,.lol
At least she has a pretty looking pussy. Well for now she does.
thats one tight box !!!
Takes a moment to process.............. yeah I'd still crawl across broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her.
It's all fun and games till the shart happens
WHAT IN THE MF" BLUE FUCK!!!
I know, rite.. Now imagine a Blue whales pussy!
Twas no iceburg that brought down the Titanic!!
Why does her pussy farts smell like rotten eggs
I had to get the hens to roosting. Sry chief.
a fat bitch that can queef, why is this rare again?
The Aussie queefs, what's the big deal?
Dumb as two wallabies but she could do a REAL blow job with her "air hole"
I wonder what that queef smells like...?
You have talent. Great.
WOW, brain cell alert
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