WHAT THE FUCK DID HE HIT? (TOTAL DISMEMBERMENT)

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  • kore October 16, 2017

    I hope the cops can piece this one together...

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    • ketamine<3 October 16, 2017

      @kore his name was Humpty... I don't have a good feeling about this one.

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      • kore October 16, 2017

        @ketamine<3 This Humpty didn't fall, he was dismembered and de-brained. Looks Like He Lost His Mind!!!

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    • mehofjack October 16, 2017

      @kore it looks edible hmmm

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      • sarge07 October 16, 2017

        @mehofjack with fava beans and a nice chianti

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  • felterupgood October 16, 2017

    Now I remember why I didn't want to be a medical examiner.

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    • bigsmokey86 October 16, 2017

      @felterupgood Well.......just don't eat between calls.

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  • kore October 16, 2017

    At least he died piecefully. Rest In Pieces

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    • letmefindout October 16, 2017

      @kore

      In the very first picture I had thought that someone dropped their helmet.

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      • kore October 16, 2017

        @letmefindout He just took it off for a fight, thus making it hard for his opponent to land blows to the face and head

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  • 72jayd October 16, 2017

    One way to cure baldness.

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  • b-train October 16, 2017

    I know he said a little off the top but fuck...

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  • sinner1ner October 16, 2017

    this reminds me i have to go take the ribs out the oven

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  • picklehiesner October 16, 2017

    Dude your dome !

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  • therockbalancer October 16, 2017

    did he make it?

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    • whobe October 16, 2017

      @therockbalancer no he's fucked.

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    • sarge07 October 16, 2017

      @therockbalancer I think he crossed the finish line several times.

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  • letmefindout October 16, 2017

    It's hard to know where Waldo is when you have to look in so many places.

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  • ouch October 16, 2017

    Walk it off!

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    • kore October 16, 2017

      @ouch He cant even drag it off

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  • zack sweeney October 16, 2017

    Splitting headache

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  • ouch October 16, 2017

    That first guy flipped his lid

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    • kore October 16, 2017

      @ouch Its the same person, he is just scattered around a bit

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  • GrimmWilder October 16, 2017

    Ewwwwww'NASTY!

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  • kiwi cunt October 16, 2017

    Is it just me or did that poor fucker's brain look like a hedgehog without its quills?

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    • airsporter October 16, 2017

      @kiwi cunt My initial thort too...Resembled a baby marsupial who wasn't wearing its seat belt in the pouch!

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  • airsporter October 16, 2017

    Obviosly abducted by aliens who couldent be arsed re-assembling him.

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    • kore October 16, 2017

      @airsporter Could be, considering the precision and accuracy in the "too perfect" cut of that head.

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  • hiwudjablome October 16, 2017

    What ever he hit,,,,,,,,,, is evil

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  • quantum October 16, 2017

    He surprised a samurai with his dick out in the woods.

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  • mr. blonde October 16, 2017

    What did he hit? A dissection!!!

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    • kore October 16, 2017

      @mr. blonde Nah, I think some one stung him up like a puppet and lowered him onto a helicopter propeller

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      • mr. blonde October 17, 2017

        @kore Hahaha! Maybe he hit a Cuisinart?

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  • zack sweeney October 16, 2017

    That was mind blowing

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  • bigsmokey86 October 16, 2017

    Did someone string Concertina wire across the highway?

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    • sarge07 October 16, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 that's a term I haven't heard in awhile.

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  • bearded_misfit October 16, 2017

    Man vs cheese grader?

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  • whackjob October 16, 2017

    The head looked like it would go back together easily. All the pieces were there.

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    • sarge07 October 16, 2017

      @whackjob a lil super glue and he'll be fine.

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      • mr.spine October 16, 2017

        @sarge07 some milk

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  • boobles October 16, 2017

    Not the greatest head of hair I've ever laid eyes on...

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  • cazaly October 16, 2017

    No open casket for Humpty Dumpty.

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  • whobe October 16, 2017

    Yep that was the reverse lever on the lawn mower.

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  • sbohica October 16, 2017

    You gotta watch out for those big, glass meth pipes! They can build up back pressure causing a flashback that can blow you away.

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    • letmefindout October 16, 2017

      @sbohica

      I'll take your word for it.

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    • kore October 21, 2017

      @sbohica No, they just blow up your ass

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  • sarge07 October 16, 2017

    Simple, tab A into slot B

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  • mr.spine October 16, 2017

    Going bald is bad but don't lose your head over it.

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    • kore October 16, 2017

      @mr.spine Nah, he didn't lose his head over it. Just got depressed and fell apart

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  • truckingman October 16, 2017

    Did the victim hit an electric cattle or horse fencing at high speed?

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  • maxm60 October 17, 2017

    A couple of bandages and some super glue will fix him right up.

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