WORLD'S FIRST GENDER-NEUTRAL SEX TOY?

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  • kore October 16, 2017

    Cock sharpener, and lip whacker

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  • kore October 16, 2017

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    • quantum October 16, 2017

      @kore Cock sharpener and lip whacker

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  • sika October 16, 2017

    That gizmo whitled his dick down to the size of a clit. Id call customer service...

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    • boobles October 16, 2017

      @sika omg! I literally cried laughing at this comment!!!

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    • harly9 October 16, 2017

      @sika Also changed his voice up a few octaves!

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      • maxm60 October 17, 2017

        @harly9 that happened when it sucked his balls off.

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  • felterupgood October 16, 2017

    My cock doesn't work like that... I have to rub it.

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  • maddog123 October 16, 2017

    I'm a melon man myself !

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    • felterupgood October 16, 2017

      @maddog123

      Too cold.... give me a chicken... their body temperature is 103... that's like fucking a woman with a high fever..

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      • letmefindout October 16, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Must be a foreign object because in the USA the movie is called "American Pie."

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  • sinner1ner October 16, 2017

    what a fuckin gargantuan Clitoris

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    • wombatbytes October 16, 2017

      @sinner1ner : Correction -labia.

      If you ever see a pair for real you may be able to recognise them now.

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      • letmefindout October 16, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        The preceding comment was sponsored by "Americans For sexual Enlightenment. Never get caught with a Tranny again."

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        • wombatbytes October 16, 2017

          @letmefindout : Knowledge is power!

          Or at least you'll be less likely to catch AIDS from a Thai Ladyboy!

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  • 72jayd October 16, 2017

    It's time to go find a hooker.

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    • felterupgood October 16, 2017

      @72jayd

      I think he prefers a hoover

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  • picklehiesner October 16, 2017

    That vag just gave me a raspberry

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  • ouch October 16, 2017

    I'm sorry... If there's no anal attachment I ain't buying it

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    • GrimmWilder October 16, 2017

      Poor ouch

      Nobody ever think about the Butt'Boys.......

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    • letmefindout October 16, 2017

      @ouch

      You mean if there is no anal attachment you aren't using it.

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    • sbohica October 16, 2017

      @ouch

      Sir Dyson is working on that for ya ouch. Should be available for Xmas. I believe its selling for $2,200, retail.

      (Just the attachment)

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    • felterupgood October 16, 2017

      @ouch

      It's called the "handle"

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      • ouch October 16, 2017

        @felterupgood

        LMMFAO

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  • zack sweeney October 16, 2017

    Dam no blood , how lame

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  • airsporter October 16, 2017

    You 'Personalise' your special friend by buyia Mr Henry that has a face on it.

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    • airsporter October 16, 2017

      @airsporter 'buying' a Android typo..

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      • wombatbytes October 16, 2017

        @airsporter : 'buying' an Android typo?

        What the fuck does that cost and where do I get one?

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    • felterupgood October 16, 2017

      @airsporter

      Might sell more if a pussy was painted on it.

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  • letmefindout October 16, 2017

    The sound track of the video is "Dust in the Wind."

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  • hiwudjablome October 16, 2017

    What ever happened to good old fashioned jerkin off

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    • felterupgood October 16, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      Looks like it got "outsourced" to a robot

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  • omnomnom October 16, 2017

    Just kill those sick fucks, not a life we want for our offspring

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  • bdog October 16, 2017

    My Terri folds suckin on them terry folds

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  • bearded_misfit October 16, 2017

    Wtf was the second thing that pussy looks like something off the menus at Arby's... WE HAVE THE MEATS! Curtains.

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  • strokerace October 16, 2017

    Was that a turkey caller?

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    • felterupgood October 16, 2017

      @strokerace

      No, it's sold as a sperm terminator. It turns sperm to protein soup.

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  • boobles October 16, 2017

    Was that seriously a clit in the second part? Good GOD!

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    • wombatbytes October 16, 2017

      @boobles : given there were two parts, then no.

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      • letmefindout October 16, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        And again...The preceding comment was sponsored by "Americans For sexual Enlightenment. Never get caught with a Tranny again."

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      • boobles October 16, 2017

        @wombatbytes nope... you're wrong... that's just a stretched out clit

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        • felterupgood October 16, 2017

          @boobles

          Being our resident female specialist can you tell me if the "stretched out" clit is more sensitive than the little nub?

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  • cazaly October 16, 2017

    Never would've thought the angry inch could be that impressive... No wonder there's dust on the TV, no cleaning got done that day.

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  • vivalamigra October 16, 2017

    Sucks.

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    • sarge07 October 16, 2017

      @vivalamigra literally

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  • dry terd October 16, 2017

    Best wife a man can buy! After it sucks you off it can clean the fucking house!

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    • letmefindout October 16, 2017

      @dry terd

      Too bad it doesn't make sammiches.

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  • ketamine<3 October 16, 2017

    I wonder if that actually would get a guy off, headed to the store for some... groceries. I'll be right back.

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    • sarge07 October 16, 2017

      @ketamine<3 pick up a 25hp shopvac and try it

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      • ketamine<3 October 16, 2017

        @sarge07 so from personal experience 25hp is enough?

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        • sarge07 October 16, 2017

          @ketamine<3 So I've been told, LOL

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    • felterupgood October 16, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      I don't know but I think if you get the "Ouch" model it will also relieve constipation AND clean up the runs.

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  • whobe October 16, 2017

    Damn that bitch had a elephant clit. She needs to lay off that shop vac for a while.

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    • sarge07 October 16, 2017

      @whobe I laughed hard when it started flapping and making that noise

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  • sarge07 October 16, 2017

    Amazing, simply amazing. I am surprised we humans are not being led around on leash's by giant cockroaches'.

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    • sbohica October 16, 2017

      @sarge07

      Have you seen the movie "Idiocracy"? Funny shit that could very well happen.

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      • sarge07 October 16, 2017

        @sbohica oh yea, especially with our politicians.

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  • mclovin510 October 16, 2017

    I was waiting for it to whistle the Star Spangled Banner. She could take it to both knees and suck it.

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  • felterupgood October 16, 2017

    Am I the only one here who is afraid their cock might reach the fan?

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    • sarge07 October 16, 2017

      @felterupgood not really, LOL

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      • felterupgood October 16, 2017

        @sarge07

        You might be the only one who got that.

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  • truckingman October 16, 2017

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????

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    • felterupgood October 16, 2017

      @truckingman

      Fess up... you never put your cock into anything strange?

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  • nybadguy October 16, 2017

    Wet dry vac easy clean up

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  • rockinron October 17, 2017

    holy shit!! that was one big fucking clit!!

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    • big_daddy305 October 17, 2017

      @rockinron Don't lie. That was either your pinky or your dinky.

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  • frank n. stein October 17, 2017

    WHAT the Hell was that 2nd thing??

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  • boney1 October 17, 2017

    Gender neutral? 2 guys got head from a vacuum that sucked

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  • big_daddy305 October 17, 2017

    sounds like someone shuffling a deck of cards.

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  • trumpforpres October 18, 2017

    I love that the dude getting his cock Hoovered has a wedding ring. Now, I am married and I have stuck my dick in worse, I just don't video it out of respect for my wife.

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  • eyeh8dumbasses October 21, 2017

    The first one I'm saying wtf is wrong with him and the sound of the second one was so funny

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