"DO I LOOK LIKE A TOILET TO YOU?"

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  • dick steel October 18, 2017

    Brazilians trying to be Germans

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    • joedumber October 18, 2017

      @dick steel not brazillians their Spain

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    • eskoll October 18, 2017

      @dick steel this spanish!

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      • joedumber October 19, 2017

        @eskoll spanish chicks are crazy sex bitches the'yre into that piss stuff, just not this one which is why they just broke out the piss but she ran. She would suck rather than get pissed on. I dated a ton of them and fucked a ton more, it was awesome, you can have a girlfriend in every city their all hot, except they don't brush their teeth. my last girlfriend before i left shaved everything and demanded i fuck her in the ass, it was great, go.

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    • marvinftp October 20, 2017

      @dick steel nossa cara como você é burro

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  • eldoggy October 18, 2017

    Must've been an R Kelly Fan

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    • letmefindout October 18, 2017

      @eldoggy

      Hate it when they don't wipe and run.

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      • eldoggy October 18, 2017

        @letmefindout some like to air dry, saves from washing hands

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  • felterupgood October 18, 2017

    When are they going to learn to read the script?

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  • ouch October 18, 2017

    Ah

    Just taking the piss outta ya

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    • letmefindout October 18, 2017

      @ouch

      Pee on me

      when your stream is not strong

      and I'll be your friend

      I'll help you wipe it off

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      • ouch October 18, 2017

        @letmefindout I got such bad flow and a small unit I piss on my own balls

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        • letmefindout October 18, 2017

          @ouch

          Better to piss on your balls than piss on the walls. Margaret, Ouch is in the bathroom again. Did you cover up the Jesus picture?

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        • blackenedamerica October 19, 2017

          @ouch I bet yu could hook up with lesbians tell them tha tlil thing you got is a clitoris

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  • kore October 18, 2017

    Now I cant fuck her!!! You pissed her off :(

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    • GrimmWilder October 18, 2017

      @kore ++

      Better to be pissed off than pissed on she says...lol

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  • felterupgood October 18, 2017

    How dare you do that! This is a scat video!

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  • peaks October 18, 2017

    It finally did it.

    Caitlyn Jenner made it's first porn.

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  • fukume October 18, 2017

    She might get aids from his piss

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  • mr.spine October 18, 2017

    Good ol johnny rotten. Just out and about taken a piss.

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  • hiwudjablome October 18, 2017

    Bitch wont even get pissed on hows she gonna handle 2 in the pink and one in the stink

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  • nybadguy October 18, 2017

    Mice bathroom

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  • nybadguy October 18, 2017

    Nice. Sorry burnt my fingers on a jimmy dean egg sandwich

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    • hiwudjablome October 19, 2017

      @nybadguy

      Ummmm jimmy dean :)

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  • sbohica October 18, 2017

    I dont know bout y'all but it hurts me, like a mofo, to piss with a ragin boner!

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    • GrimmWilder October 18, 2017

      @sbohica

      It's not so much pain for me as it is the aim,...hard to hit the pisser less ya stand on yer head...lol

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    • nybadguy October 18, 2017

      @sbohica i would of put my boner in her mouth

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    • felterupgood October 18, 2017

      @sbohica

      You got to learn to relax man!

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    • wombatbytes October 19, 2017

      @sbohica : How the fuck did you survive teenagehood without a ruptured bladder?

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      • sbohica October 19, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        Funny you mentioned. Had the bladder problems from birth.

        That's prob why it hurts me so bad. @Grimm is right also. I won't have no aim. Its like a splattering.

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  • james511969 October 18, 2017

    He doesn't wash the ugly off....

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  • whitescorpion October 18, 2017

    Not so much a toilet as a cum dumpster!

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  • dry terd October 18, 2017

    Musta been too musky for her taste.

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  • trumpforpres October 18, 2017

    I am jealous of the bidet. I wish they were more popular in America. You can take a bad dump and wash up without have to take a shower or scrub your ass with paper. Why is this not a thing here?

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    • felterupgood October 18, 2017

      @trumpforpres

      We have showers in our homes.

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    • airsporter October 19, 2017

      @trumpforpres Thats what sinks are for.

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  • zack sweeney October 18, 2017

    This happens to me all the time

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    • felterupgood October 18, 2017

      @zack sweeney

      You must stay wet a lot

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  • shithawk October 18, 2017

    Would have been better if the dude ate Taco Bell before the scene.

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  • sarge07 October 18, 2017

    What the fuck??

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  • yeayeayea October 18, 2017

    Piss is where she draws the line. gotta have standards.

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  • redpig October 18, 2017

    Washahandsindatbeetch

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  • whobe October 18, 2017

    Hopefully she likes cum in her mouth.

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  • sinner1ner October 18, 2017

    the cunt should've known what she signed up for

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  • truckingman October 18, 2017

    WTMF"F!!!

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  • frank n. stein October 19, 2017

    Yes, you do, pussy bitch. Nice, BIG dick!

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  • blowback51 October 19, 2017

    My dick,always dripping like a greasy drumstick.take a bite ,you might like.

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  • doc_ock October 19, 2017

    What? No forplay

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  • maddog123 October 19, 2017

    I used to have a dick like that maybe a bit bigger but vd and drugs killed the fucker and stunted its growth sadly yeah boy!!!

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  • gandog56 October 20, 2017

    Does she look like a toilet? No, she looks like a tatted up hydraulics receptacle.

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  • maxm60 October 20, 2017

    She doesn't want to be a toilet, yet every orifice on her body is a cum dumpster.

    +2 -0
 
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