THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GET DRUNK BEFORE A PORN SHOOT

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  • felterupgood October 18, 2017

    Quick.... get them on the bed for their own safety.

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    • ouch October 18, 2017

      @felterupgood

      STAT!

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    • letmefindout October 18, 2017

      @felterupgood

      Drunk ladies, prepare thy anus.

      +5 -1
      • digurgutsout October 19, 2017

        @letmefindout I want the pussy, mouth and ass!!! Fill up all three just like bowling!

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  • eldoggy October 18, 2017

    Atleast they dont have to pay them

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  • letmefindout October 18, 2017

    I always thought that alcohol lowered your inhibitions not destroyed your sensibilities. One woman pissing and one passing out everywhere. Felterupgood, where were you when you were needed.

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    • felterupgood October 18, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Sorry... I had jerked off so many times i had to abandon my post. I was only shooting blue john anyway.

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  • peaks October 18, 2017

    This is what you promise two crack whores after you get the 'round the world' from both of em and leave.

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  • GrimmWilder October 18, 2017

    "Jägermeister"

    The instant pantie remover of choice!

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    • letmefindout October 18, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Alcohol enemas keeps them from pukin' on the pumpkin.

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      • felterupgood October 18, 2017

        @letmefindout

        They can kill, you know. Ass doesnt send the alcohol through the liver for slow breakdown... So overdose is possible

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  • banapfel October 18, 2017

    Jägermeister!

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    • sarge07 October 18, 2017

      @banapfel good when you have the flu

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  • kore October 18, 2017

    Nothing in the kitchen but two pots,,, no wonder they're drunk... There aint shit to eat but each other

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    • mr.spine October 18, 2017

      @kore two women must be a ton of sandwiches some where.

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    • bobadfett October 18, 2017

      @kore +1 lol

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  • fukume October 18, 2017

    The trick is give them the right amount to be your slave too much and this happens.

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  • mr.spine October 18, 2017

    I seen this before its all fun and games until they fight and get blood all over the place. I hate dikes

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  • berget October 18, 2017

    jaeger makes me piss on the floor to

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  • xoxfalconxox October 18, 2017

    so why is he not fucking? once they start gagging n puking is when you go for their assholes.

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    • felterupgood October 18, 2017

      @xoxfalconxox

      I wonder why my daddy didn't teach me that

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  • hiwudjablome October 18, 2017

    That is 2 stupid bitches,,,but nows the time to make um Blo-me

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  • wombatbytes October 18, 2017

    Too shit faced to stand?

    Good. Now for that anal scene you said you'd never do!

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  • nybadguy October 18, 2017

    With the sound off it seems they might be retarded

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    • sarge07 October 18, 2017

      @nybadguy I agree

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  • james511969 October 18, 2017

    And here I was thinking they were going to go all Japanese and start Puking On each other.

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  • bobadfett October 18, 2017

    I hoped these bitches puked there goddamn guts out Jager is some potent shit and they drank it straight oh boy talk about fucked up. Did you know the original recipe is made with deer blood?

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    • sarge07 October 18, 2017

      @bobadfett 100% nonsense.

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  • baddogonline October 18, 2017

    Just fuck her anyway. She doesn't have to be conscious.

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  • sbohica October 18, 2017

    Damn... Missed opportunity of spreading my DNA. This rock is now worse for that.

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  • joedumber October 18, 2017

    the only neighbors i would let make some noise wihtout calling te police.

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  • mclovin510 October 18, 2017

    Oh goody, sloppy sluts! My fav!

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  • dick dasturdly October 18, 2017

    Let's have a rape party everyone!

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  • dry terd October 18, 2017

    Hell yea! I love my bitches with issues!!

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  • vivalamigra October 18, 2017

    I was right. The first clip is always a porn clip. Product placement!

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    • happyjack October 18, 2017

      @vivalamigra no fuckng shit Sherlock. It's been like that for years now going back to Dave G. Thanks for finally joining us.

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      • vivalamigra October 18, 2017

        @happyjack I forgot. You are the porno king. Enjoy!

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        • happyjack October 18, 2017

          @vivalamigra nah just awake and observant.

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          • vivalamigra October 18, 2017

            @happyjack So that is what it means when you people "be woke"! Now I understand why you won't eat a woman's spaghetti.

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            • happyjack October 18, 2017

              @vivalamigra you've been feeling yourself as of late. I laid off of you because I do believe that you're certifiably crazy and that's not my style to pick on people like that.....but I'm kind of feeling like you are temporarily sane and deserving of some ridicule so stay tuned.

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              • vivalamigra October 18, 2017

                @happyjack Hmm. That doesn't sound like something a "woke" person would say. But if you want to match wits let's play. But no spaghetti for me but thanks anyway.

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  • happyjack October 18, 2017

    Never liked em drunk and sloppy.

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    • vivalamigra October 18, 2017

      @happyjack Is that what you say when you "happyjack" in the mirror?

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      • sbohica October 18, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        Lol+++

        Happy makes himself happy, by flappy, listening to rappy.

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        • vivalamigra October 18, 2017

          @sbohica Then he takes a nappy!

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        • happyjack October 18, 2017

          @sbohica so lonely. You hated Ron for faking his death, then you faked your own, nobody gave a shit and you came back to life.

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          • sbohica October 19, 2017

            @happyjack

            How do you "fake your own death", which I never did?

            Wouldn't the autopsy table be too cold?

            Now, can a person be declared dead at the hospital and come back to life? Yeah, that happens.

            +8 -4
            • joedumber October 19, 2017

              @sbohica i agree

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            • happyjack October 20, 2017

              @sbohica I'm mookie sbohicas brother. Sbohica is dead, main vein brain. It was so fucking corny I'll never forget it. Sbomookiehica.

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            • felterupgood October 20, 2017

              @sbohica

              Can't you be declared dead adter going missing x number of years

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    • sarge07 October 18, 2017

      @happyjack me either

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  • shithawk October 18, 2017

    Two bitches and no samiches. Sad.

    +4 -0
  • zack sweeney October 18, 2017

    Really two hotties and no sex , lame

    +4 -1
    • joedumber October 19, 2017

      @zack sweeney dam, you eat candy for breakfast lunch and dinner? shit ain't enough pron for ya? shit...

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    • blackenedamerica October 19, 2017

      @zack sweeney their both so drunk one of them would likely throw up on your cock anyway

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      • felterupgood October 20, 2017

        @blackenedamerica

        ..and tomorrow's leading video is just that

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  • sarge07 October 18, 2017

    Amazing stupidity, useless millennials

    +5 -0
    • joedumber October 19, 2017

      @sarge07 stupidy yes, useless no i can find 69 uses for them

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  • bulldog 88 October 18, 2017

    Boring!!

    +1 -0
    • joedumber October 19, 2017

      @bulldog 88 dude, someone needs to sit yo udown and talk to yyou.

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    • blackenedamerica October 19, 2017

      @bulldog 88 did you play with rainbow bright as a child?

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  • redpig October 18, 2017

    She looking for Huey in that wardrobe

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  • snagerpuss0420 October 18, 2017

    Still fuckable

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  • fatlarry October 18, 2017

    harveys house

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  • airsporter October 18, 2017

    Jagermeister : Empowers young women to take on a Flat they cant afford.

    And the Landlord to throw them out the next day??. Although It doesnt in real Life - These skanks will be urine lifting his tiles forever.

    Because although they have studied the book on Rights they skipped the Chpt on Decency.

    +7 -1
  • sinner1ner October 18, 2017

    someone needs to toss dick at these dumb hoes

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    • blackenedamerica October 19, 2017

      @sinner1ner It might be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway though?

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  • truckingman October 18, 2017

    Mike, I believe this porn shoot has become a anti-drinking video.

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  • 1234joe October 18, 2017

    Did she slip on her own piss?

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    • maddog123 October 19, 2017

      I've noticed that a lot of the old crew has been coming back to the fold

      And at the same time I may add so have the reposts hmmm strange very strange !

      +8 -1
      • sbohica October 19, 2017

        @maddog123

        To imagine you putting finger to chin, intensely thinking about something, makes me nervous...

        You're maddog not Plato.

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        • maddog123 October 19, 2017

          @sbohica yeah I scared myself a bit!

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  • omnomnom October 19, 2017

    Haha I think most of us have been there b4 lmao

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    • joedumber October 19, 2017

      @omnomnom i have, but not the drunk one, hahaha

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  • freddykrueger October 19, 2017

    ...anyone that jumps around will a belly full of jager deserves to be sick! ...next time put a nice warm glass of milk in there too!

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  • boney1 October 19, 2017

    wheres the porn?

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  • blackenedamerica October 19, 2017

    Only in mother russia!

    +1 -0
  • maddog123 October 19, 2017

    Fucking whore

    +6 -1
  • toreal October 19, 2017

    Yes. Just for a little bit

    +0 -2
 
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