2 THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO WITH YOUR PENIS

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  • bombomking11 October 20, 2017

    Oh hell nah

    +5 -0
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @bombomking11

      If you can't be with the one you love, Honey, love the one you're with.

      +1 -1
    • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

      @bombomking11 YEAH DEY DID, GIRL!

      +4 -0
  • GrimmWilder October 20, 2017

    HA!

    We know who's gunna just Love this video!!

    +4 -3
    • ouch October 20, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      No wonder Ouch hasn't posted much today!

      Fucking fell off me chair a few times Trying to do this shit

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      • quantum October 20, 2017

        @ouch .. its always so close

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      • james511969 October 20, 2017

        @ouch, on the plus side. You could at least get a blowjob whenever you want.

        +4 -0
  • dick steel October 20, 2017

    Jesus. They need to find wives.

    +8 -2
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @dick steel

      The great feats of strength vid (#1) makes me suspect that there is a reason that you average white man can't compete in the length category.

      +1 -1
  • snagerpuss0420 October 20, 2017

    This world's fucked!!!

    +1 -0
  • sbohica October 20, 2017

    Hell no! Not watching. I will wait for the Ouch critique.

    +8 -5
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @sbohica

      Let me guess, Ouch resembles that mark.

      +2 -1
  • me68 October 20, 2017

    2nd one = dogs seem to love doing it ,, at least its sex with some one you know is clean , cares about you and will be there in the morning

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    • ketamine<3 October 20, 2017

      @me68 No one knows your own dick and how to pleasure it better than yourself.. the best, sometimes better than a woman.

      +2 -2
  • eldoggy October 20, 2017

    And for the record thats still fkn gay

    +3 -0
    • ketamine<3 October 20, 2017

      @eldoggy yes at the end of the day ya still got a clock in your mouth.. agreed.

      +2 -2
      • letmefindout October 20, 2017

        @ketamine<3

        You can lay a thousand miles of pipe and never be a plumber, but the first time you suck a cock...even your own....

        +2 -1
        • ketamine<3 October 20, 2017

          @letmefindout lol +

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  • maddog123 October 20, 2017

    That's just wrong on so many levels

    +7 -1
  • mr.spine October 20, 2017

    And again sure it's cool but when i do it i get kicked out of walmart.

    +5 -1
  • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

    ...I need a lobotomy

    +3 -0
    • ouch October 20, 2017

      @oathbreaker

      I'd rather bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

      +4 -6
      • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

        @ouch I have a bottle next to me, is that good enough? Jammin to some Traveling Wilburys

        +4 -0
        • ouch October 20, 2017

          @oathbreaker Want me to pass the blunt?

          +3 -5
          • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

            @ouch No thanks, I know where those lips have been...

            +3 -0
            • ouch October 20, 2017

              @oathbreaker I'll roll you your own

              +3 -4
              • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

                @ouch Well, if you're gonna twist my arm, I'll just try a taste

                +3 -0
                • letmefindout October 20, 2017

                  @oathbreaker

                  With Ouch, it always starts with a taste...

                  +2 -2
  • airsporter October 20, 2017

    Mr Hiab in the 1st video used to run his own Construction business till it went bust earlier this year as he was unable to get his load onto the lorry.

    +5 -2
  • airsporter October 20, 2017

    No2. Well whats so special about that?..My dog does it all the time!

    +4 -2
  • sinner1ner October 20, 2017

    the sad part is that its so short that theres no chance of him ever deep throating his own shit

    +4 -0
  • kore October 20, 2017

    I bet he can suck his own ass too.

    +2 -0
  • zack sweeney October 20, 2017

    Come on guys you know if you could suck your own dick you would never leave the house

    +5 -1
  • nybadguy October 20, 2017

    Yup. gay fridays vol 69

    +1 -2
  • felterupgood October 20, 2017

    I always wondered what Santa did during the off season.

    +2 -1
  • houndog35 October 20, 2017

    Nimble little minx !!!

    +1 -0
  • vivalamigra October 20, 2017

    See where celebrating diversity gets us?

    +6 -3
  • dry terd October 20, 2017

    Sad part is he put whipped cream on his dick so you know he enjoys it.

    +2 -0
  • hiwudjablome October 20, 2017

    First guy is the meaning of cock strong,,second guy is making ouch jealous............

    +4 -2
  • fiddledeedee October 20, 2017

    Reminds me... back in the day I used to hang three snow tires on my cock, and my girlfriend would stand on the end of it to clean out the gutters on the house.

    +5 -0
  • cazaly October 20, 2017

    There's the 3rd thing too. Don't stick it in crazy.

    +7 -0
  • whobe October 20, 2017

    Come on with the crazy gay shit.

    +2 -0
  • sarge07 October 20, 2017

    oy

    +4 -0
  • truckingman October 20, 2017

    WTMF"..............................................

    (Robert has a similar facial expression as the gentleman in the last clip of the video.)

    +1 -0
    • sarge07 October 21, 2017

      @truckingman Folsum Street Streetfair

      +2 -0
  • deadpen October 20, 2017

    Still safer than sticking it in crazy

    +0 -0
  • 1234joe October 22, 2017

    Great, now I need to bleach my eyes

    +0 -0
 
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