HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP??!
I mean REALLY!...how do you fuck that up?!
Suicide by train...Stand in front of train!....how hard is that!!!
He wasn't thinking clearly as it went through his mind.
@GrimmWilder you have to be retarded like this guy sounds.
@GrimmWilder . . I think standing in front of it is exactly what doesn't kill you for sure if the train isn't fast enough. I bet thats what he did.
Lay your throat on the rail. Instant beheading.
@GrimmWilder probly changed his mind last second as most people do. If it was indeed a suicide attempt I feel no remorse for him. That's his own fault sorry.
@ketamine<3 my thoughts as well
Give him some slack... it was his first time and he just showed up a little late. He'll probably get it right, no one seems interested in interfering with him.
He was just TRAINING for the next time
@ouch Maybe if he just stayed on TRACK.
@what now? whats next? you and Ouch +5
@ouch His whole plan went off the RAILS.
He looked a little LOCO and lacked MOTIVE
Will someone get that man a Tylenol and a casket.
Poor suicide skills, he needs to be 'trained' again
Train kept a rollin
"ALL NIGHT LONG!!!"
Some friendly advice:
“If a train doesn’t stop at your station, it’s not your train. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Now go pick up your fucking hand and go home.”
Why are they talking to him? He can't hear... he's got no ear.
Fuck, I'd be hoping to christ that another train comes along ASAP to finish me off!
Somebody should just shoot the poor bastard in the head. Do him a favor
this guy mustve lost his brain thinking he could commit suicide....no literally he lost a chunk of his brain tissue
Never say die!.....The 11.30 will be along in a minute.
Yes, and the bystanders are placing bets on whether or not he'll catch it.
Well i guess he is patiently waiting for the next train to do the other half, its not like these stupid fucks are gna give him a HAND.
1-800-273-8255 since they all have i-phones over there.
@deadpen I was gonna prank call the shit outta that until i hear the automated voice
All those people around and nobody wants to lend a "hand" or a "foot"
...needs to read 'the little engine that could'!
I don't think it was a suicide attempt, It looks like he just got through paying his lawyers.
@luvthick Ba dum dum
Wait for the next one buddy
Looks like "The Walking Dead" started a day early
He's not going to be doing the Hokey Pokey anytime soon.
Chances are this was an accident and not a suicide attempt.
Third world problems
Maybe he just didn't want to look like the rest of them.
Look st it this he will save a fortune on shoes & gloves
A wristy business
He should have sticked with electricity. That shit is guaranteed
Mike did the train shave a hanging piece of scalp from the right side of the victim's head or did the train cleave small part of the victim's skill, right side, to expose the victim's brain?
The main thing is that he is alive.... although he'll have to learn to wipe his ass with his other hand
I hope he's on drugs, for his sake
Just wait for the next train
when things go from bad to worse.
He's clearly a ZOMBIE!
Shoot the Fucker!!
Someone should pick through his mind find out what happen...
Little band aid and he can try again in a few days
if you cant even do that i dont know what to tell you
Things will be much better now...:)...Yay, you!