FUCK! FAILED SUICIDE ATTEMPT MAKES GUY WISH HE WAS DEAD

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  • GrimmWilder October 22, 2017

    HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP??!

    I mean REALLY!...how do you fuck that up?!

    Suicide by train...Stand in front of train!....how hard is that!!!

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    • letmefindout October 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      He wasn't thinking clearly as it went through his mind.

      +7 -3
    • 72jayd October 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder you have to be retarded like this guy sounds.

      +7 -0
    • quantum October 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder . . I think standing in front of it is exactly what doesn't kill you for sure if the train isn't fast enough. I bet thats what he did.

      Lay your throat on the rail. Instant beheading.

      +10 -0
    • ketamine<3 October 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder probly changed his mind last second as most people do. If it was indeed a suicide attempt I feel no remorse for him. That's his own fault sorry.

      +6 -1
      • sarge07 October 22, 2017

        @ketamine<3 my thoughts as well

        +4 -2
    • felterupgood October 24, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Give him some slack... it was his first time and he just showed up a little late. He'll probably get it right, no one seems interested in interfering with him.

      +3 -1
  • ouch October 22, 2017

    He was just TRAINING for the next time

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    • what now? whats next? October 22, 2017

      @ouch Maybe if he just stayed on TRACK.

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      • sarge07 October 22, 2017

        @what now? whats next? you and Ouch +5

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    • hiwudjablome October 22, 2017

      @ouch

      Ha..

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    • underpants October 22, 2017

      @ouch His whole plan went off the RAILS.

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      • ouch October 22, 2017

        @underpants lol

        He looked a little LOCO and lacked MOTIVE

        +4 -4
  • letmefindout October 22, 2017

    Will someone get that man a Tylenol and a casket.

    +3 -2
  • kore October 22, 2017

    Poor suicide skills, he needs to be 'trained' again

    +3 -5
  • picklehiesner October 22, 2017

    Train kept a rollin

    +10 -0
  • rightinthepooper October 22, 2017

    Some friendly advice:

    “If a train doesn’t stop at your station, it’s not your train. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Now go pick up your fucking hand and go home.”

    +3 -0
  • felterupgood October 22, 2017

    Why are they talking to him? He can't hear... he's got no ear.

    +6 -1
  • kiwi cunt October 22, 2017

    Fuck, I'd be hoping to christ that another train comes along ASAP to finish me off!

    +8 -0
  • digurgutsout October 22, 2017

    Somebody should just shoot the poor bastard in the head. Do him a favor

    +3 -0
  • sinner1ner October 22, 2017

    this guy mustve lost his brain thinking he could commit suicide....no literally he lost a chunk of his brain tissue

    +3 -0
  • airsporter October 22, 2017

    Never say die!.....The 11.30 will be along in a minute.

    +6 -3
    • felterupgood October 24, 2017

      @airsporter

      Yes, and the bystanders are placing bets on whether or not he'll catch it.

      +3 -1
  • sealex October 22, 2017

    Well i guess he is patiently waiting for the next train to do the other half, its not like these stupid fucks are gna give him a HAND.

    +5 -0
  • deadpen October 22, 2017

    1-800-273-8255 since they all have i-phones over there.

    +5 -0
    • what now? whats next? October 22, 2017

      @deadpen I was gonna prank call the shit outta that until i hear the automated voice

      +5 -0
  • hiwudjablome October 22, 2017

    All those people around and nobody wants to lend a "hand" or a "foot"

    +5 -2
  • freddykrueger October 22, 2017

    ...needs to read 'the little engine that could'!

    +6 -0
  • luvthick October 22, 2017

    I don't think it was a suicide attempt, It looks like he just got through paying his lawyers.

    +3 -5
    • sarge07 October 22, 2017

      @luvthick Ba dum dum

      +4 -2
  • nybadguy October 22, 2017

    Wait for the next one buddy

    +3 -1
  • zack sweeney October 22, 2017

    Looks like "The Walking Dead" started a day early

    +6 -2
  • shithawk October 22, 2017

    He's not going to be doing the Hokey Pokey anytime soon.

    +6 -0
  • whobe October 22, 2017

    Choo Choo

    +5 -1
  • salvador76 October 22, 2017

    Chances are this was an accident and not a suicide attempt.

    +2 -0
  • frank n. stein October 22, 2017

    Third world problems

    +3 -1
  • felterupgood October 22, 2017

    Maybe he just didn't want to look like the rest of them.

    +5 -3
  • zack sweeney October 22, 2017

    Look st it this he will save a fortune on shoes & gloves

    +6 -2
  • redpig October 22, 2017

    A wristy business

    +3 -0
  • sexymachete October 22, 2017

    He should have sticked with electricity. That shit is guaranteed

    +2 -0
  • truckingman October 22, 2017

    Mike did the train shave a hanging piece of scalp from the right side of the victim's head or did the train cleave small part of the victim's skill, right side, to expose the victim's brain?

    +1 -0
    • felterupgood October 22, 2017

      @truckingman

      The main thing is that he is alive.... although he'll have to learn to wipe his ass with his other hand

      +4 -1
  • pizzapie October 22, 2017

    I hope he's on drugs, for his sake

    +7 -0
  • sturmgewehr October 24, 2017

    Just wait for the next train

    +1 -0
  • arrybadboy October 24, 2017

    when things go from bad to worse.

    +1 -0
  • peaks October 25, 2017

    He's clearly a ZOMBIE!

    Shoot the Fucker!!

    +4 -0
  • lostmic October 25, 2017

    Someone should pick through his mind find out what happen...

    +1 -0
  • gnasher October 26, 2017

    Little band aid and he can try again in a few days

    +0 -0
  • wolfalone October 28, 2017

    if you cant even do that i dont know what to tell you

    +0 -0
  • crazyshitisgay November 1, 2017

    Things will be much better now...:)...Yay, you!

    +0 -0
  • italianweapon November 2, 2017

    HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP??!

    I mean REALLY!...how do you fuck that up?!

    +1 -1
 
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