They don't care because it wasn't their car that was damaged
@letmefindout let me translate into english what they said......HE'S SAFE!!
It's not like they can do anything about it. He's dead.
"Nope, he doesn't have any vodka left."
Game over man!
@ouch Not yet, the writing in the ground reads, "This is where you will respawn, land here"
It's an everyday event
That impact was so loud, I don't know if they shot him before impact or the sound of his head slamming on the car..... Kill'em before he lands
I guessing the vodka in his apartment is of greater value.
'Yooz mus git up bee for yooz die'
This is Sunday and I played all day with my dick now I'm out of cum and the old lady wants a stick
You be spittin those rhymes today maddog but its Monday. You're a day behind.
Hope he landed on one of the pigs car.
Silly sod -If he had aimed at that nicely coloured tyre wall it would have saved his life -probably.
Slav meets slab.
In russia they count to ten and declare the winner. He lost . . gravity won.
Nyet he's fucked
Russians don't give a fuck about anything.
That writing on the tarmac was a 'Dear John' message from his beloved Babushka.
Should have just gotten himself a mean dog on a piece of string like every other Hoodie I know.
Somebodies gonna steal that track suit
I love it when they do that
Hes out. time for drink Vladimir.
Well they did their job, no pulse and that's the MEs problem. Time for a drink comrades!
I have a feeling his brain may have been splattered on the inside of the hoodie. Easy call
"Fuck this guy, shots are on me."
THATS ONLY 5 STARS GET UP TR AGAIN
Ha! They said "ah fuck'em he don't have any vodka"
Hope that was Eminem jumping from that parking garage after his latest rap.
-He is alive! Call an ambulance.
Guns must be hard to come by in Russia these days
Cops was trynna get the puh, was not worried about him
The cop wasted no time pronouncing him dead.... but it's ironic the international sign for "the end" is the same sign as "safe" in baseball.
I like how they're checking on him for a second, but then they're like fuck it, he's done.
They are not cops, they are rescuers.
The Russian officers are, probably, tired of being sued by the victims the officers save because they interupted the victims' attempted suicides.
he tapped out on life, the car alarm makes this halarious
I say he dead , you second that Ivan ? good we drink now to celebrate his life
Guess whos getting a new paint job
So this was technically a car accident!?
Hit the road jack
Kaput he's out
That Men Who Filmed Said (Hes Still Alive, Call An Ambulance) And Them Security Guards After That Showed With the Guestions That Hes Dead , No Bother Ambulance