RUSSIAN COPS DON'T GIVE 1 FUCK ABOUT SUICIDE JUMPER

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  • letmefindout October 23, 2017

    They don't care because it wasn't their car that was damaged

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    • joedumber October 24, 2017

      @letmefindout let me translate into english what they said......HE'S SAFE!!

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    • frank n. stein October 28, 2017

      It's not like they can do anything about it. He's dead.

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  • carlspackler October 23, 2017

    "Nope, he doesn't have any vodka left."

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  • ouch October 23, 2017

    Game over man!

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    • kore October 23, 2017

      @ouch Not yet, the writing in the ground reads, "This is where you will respawn, land here"

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  • bombomking11 October 23, 2017

    It's an everyday event

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  • kore October 23, 2017

    That impact was so loud, I don't know if they shot him before impact or the sound of his head slamming on the car..... Kill'em before he lands

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  • luvthick October 23, 2017

    I guessing the vodka in his apartment is of greater value.

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  • GrimmWilder October 23, 2017

    "Russian Resuscitation"

    'Yooz mus git up bee for yooz die'

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  • maddog123 October 23, 2017

    This is Sunday and I played all day with my dick now I'm out of cum and the old lady wants a stick

    +6 -1
    • sbohica October 23, 2017

      @maddog123

      You be spittin those rhymes today maddog but its Monday. You're a day behind.

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  • sealex October 23, 2017

    Hope he landed on one of the pigs car.

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  • airsporter October 23, 2017

    Silly sod -If he had aimed at that nicely coloured tyre wall it would have saved his life -probably.

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  • mr.spine October 23, 2017

    Slav meets slab.

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  • quantum October 23, 2017

    In russia they count to ten and declare the winner. He lost . . gravity won.

    +6 -0
  • fukume October 23, 2017

    Nyet he's fucked

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  • sir badass i October 23, 2017

    Russians don't give a fuck about anything.

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  • airsporter October 23, 2017

    That writing on the tarmac was a 'Dear John' message from his beloved Babushka.

    Should have just gotten himself a mean dog on a piece of string like every other Hoodie I know.

    +5 -3
  • hiwudjablome October 23, 2017

    Somebodies gonna steal that track suit

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  • zack sweeney October 23, 2017

    I love it when they do that

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  • nybadguy October 23, 2017

    Hes out. time for drink Vladimir.

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  • ketamine<3 October 23, 2017

    Well they did their job, no pulse and that's the MEs problem. Time for a drink comrades!

    +4 -0
  • happyjack October 23, 2017

    I have a feeling his brain may have been splattered on the inside of the hoodie. Easy call

    +6 -7
  • shithawk October 23, 2017

    "Fuck this guy, shots are on me."

    +7 -0
  • jackstash October 23, 2017

    THATS ONLY 5 STARS GET UP TR AGAIN

    +3 -0
  • dry terd October 23, 2017

    Ha! They said "ah fuck'em he don't have any vodka"

    +6 -1
  • vivalamigra October 23, 2017

    Hope that was Eminem jumping from that parking garage after his latest rap.

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  • yohanpalych October 23, 2017

    -He is alive! Call an ambulance.

    -...X...

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  • zack sweeney October 23, 2017

    Guns must be hard to come by in Russia these days

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  • what now? whats next? October 23, 2017

    Cops was trynna get the puh, was not worried about him

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  • felterupgood October 23, 2017

    The cop wasted no time pronouncing him dead.... but it's ironic the international sign for "the end" is the same sign as "safe" in baseball.

    +4 -2
  • captjim October 23, 2017

    I like how they're checking on him for a second, but then they're like fuck it, he's done.

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  • therockbalancer October 23, 2017

    SAFE

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  • yohanpalych October 23, 2017

    They are not cops, they are rescuers.

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  • mclovin510 October 23, 2017

    Fuckski It!

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  • truckingman October 23, 2017

    The Russian officers are, probably, tired of being sued by the victims the officers save because they interupted the victims' attempted suicides.

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  • sinner1ner October 23, 2017

    he tapped out on life, the car alarm makes this halarious

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  • bigblackhead October 23, 2017

    I say he dead , you second that Ivan ? good we drink now to celebrate his life

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  • eldoggy October 24, 2017

    Guess whos getting a new paint job

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  • mrthorwald October 24, 2017

    So this was technically a car accident!?

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  • briham1211 October 24, 2017

    Safe !!

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  • redpig October 24, 2017

    Hit the road jack

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  • juandrama October 25, 2017

    Kaput he's out

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