CS PRESENTS: INSTANT REGRET

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  • bombomking11 October 23, 2017

    [Laughing intensifies] GTFO NOW

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  • kore October 23, 2017

    He aint going nowhere, he's about to move in after that experience.

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    • kore October 23, 2017

      @kore Forgot to mention, and he is coming with another pizza, and his clothes, stereo system, recliner, playboy posters, beer, pet parakeet, 50" flat screen, etc:

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    • quantum October 23, 2017

      @kore . . this is the begin of a wonderful stalk and rape story.

      And as usual it's the mans fault, because she clearly drew the line while letting him rub his doornob on her ass for a minute.

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      • airsporter October 23, 2017

        @quantum Screws like he was trying to unbung a blocked U- Bend.

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        • frank n. stein October 28, 2017

          toreal

          Blacks/African Americansa account for a higher proportion of new HIV diagnoses, those living with HIV, and those ever diagnosed with AIDS, compared to other races/ethnicities. In 2015, African Americans accounted for 45% of HIV diagnoses, though they comprise 12% of the US population.

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  •   toreal October 23, 2017

    Arctic apes continue to give the world AIDS. Smh

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    • crackascmacka October 23, 2017

      @toreal Real talk... Caucazoids are TRASH

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    • sheelajackson October 23, 2017

      @toreal youd like this arctic apes lovin. Vanilla pie is delish..

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      •   ouch October 23, 2017

        @sheelajackson you know his girl is white... right?

        He has stated that a few times

        He is just trolling

        It's what he does

        FWP!

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    •   sbohica October 23, 2017

      @toreal

      52% of ALL murders in the US are committed by 13% of the population. That percentage being black, of course.

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    • vivalamigra October 23, 2017

      @toreal Where did the Grape Ape come from? Sicily?

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    •   ouch October 25, 2017

      @toreal So stop fucking our white women because you cunts started it

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    • frank n. stein October 28, 2017

      @toreal

      Blacks account for a higher proportion of new HIV diagnoses, those living with HIV, and those ever diagnosed with AIDS, compared to other races/ethnicities. In 2015, African Americans accounted for 45% of HIV diagnoses, though they comprise 12% of the US population.

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  •   luvthick October 23, 2017

    Wow her AIDS delivery comes with world class customer service, she even gave him a future dated coupon to return if the first round didn't infect him.

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  • letmefindout October 23, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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    • airsporter October 23, 2017

      @letmefindout Meanwhile my Pitzzas going cold in the back of Romeos van!

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  •   maddog123 October 23, 2017

    first rule of thumb?! NEVER EVER PAY BEFORE YOU PLAY OR YOU WILL GET FUCKED !!!!!!!!!

    Take it from me I FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!

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    •   sbohica October 23, 2017

      @maddog123

      And I, for one, believe you! I believe you have been fucked many times over.

      You gotta stay out of those trailer parks maddog! That's @toreals trolling ground.

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  • sealex October 23, 2017

    Now go home and share the AIDS tip this whore just gave you with your wife, she's waiting for you at the trailer park Jethro.

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  • drewstl October 23, 2017

    Get fired or get aids, your pick, SMH

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    • mr.spine October 23, 2017

      @drewstl lol life choices are not strong in this one.

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  •   GrimmWilder October 23, 2017

    Should of ordered chinese......wudda been the same,.,.,.,.

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    • mr.spine October 23, 2017

      @GrimmWilder -3 inches

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    • quantum October 24, 2017

      @GrimmWilder . . The chinese guy wouldn't have done anything because most of them actually have some dignity.

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      •   GrimmWilder October 25, 2017

        @quantum

        You awful pissy for a Uni-corn.....lol

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  • airsporter October 23, 2017

    OMG He took his cap off!

    Thats what got him infected.

    'You Can Keep Your Hat On'

    J.Cocker.

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  • sniperfox October 23, 2017

    Definitely gona get cock rott after dicking that little whore

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    • mr.spine October 23, 2017

      @sniperfox she got the pizza bill he got the medical bills.

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  • ketamine<3 October 23, 2017

    About 6ish you say? Well i feel better already.

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  • mr.spine October 23, 2017

    She got extra cheese and the tip. Who wins.

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  • fukume October 23, 2017

    His dream came true

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  • hiwudjablome October 23, 2017

    not leaving till he gets Blown

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  • john72 October 23, 2017

    No doubt people will call me a raging faggot but I cannot understand how guys find this cool. I would never go there - she has a massive weird factor.

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    •   happyjack October 23, 2017

      @john72 it didn't start getting weird until he slbegan rolling around on the floor sniffing the ass of the chick after fucking her.

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      • letmefindout October 23, 2017

        @happyjack

        https://efukt.com/20823_Scent_Of_A_Woman.html

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  •   nybadguy October 23, 2017

    He got cheese on his pizza roll

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    •   ouch October 25, 2017

      @nybadguy lol

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  • zack sweeney October 23, 2017

    Alert Alert -- if it's to good to be true, it is keep it moving

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  • peaks October 23, 2017

    I'm pretty sure this is how serial killers are born.

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  • zack sweeney October 23, 2017

    Is that "Phoebe" from "Friends"

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    •   sbohica October 23, 2017

      @zack sweeney

      Lmao!++++ Good call mate.

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  • 72jayd October 23, 2017

    how women get free cable.

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    •   sbohica October 23, 2017

      @72jayd

      You know it jayD. That gash twixt their legs is how women have survived the adolescents of our species.

      Melania was just another whore til trump smelled it.

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  • vivalamigra October 23, 2017

    "Instant Regret" is a perfect title. It's what I felt as soon as I clicked on this.

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  • dry terd October 23, 2017

    Funny how she would let a stranger fuck her but not lick her.......

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  • spider-man October 23, 2017

    AIDS, you say?

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  •   sarge07 October 23, 2017

    He's in on it, he keeps looking at the camera, I call shenanigans.

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    •   sbohica October 23, 2017

      @sarge07

      Agree. That's her brother and they live in Mississippi.

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      •   sarge07 October 23, 2017

        @sbohica probably, but they live in north Idaho

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      • bobadfett October 25, 2017

        @sbohica you mean west Virginia?

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    • zack sweeney October 23, 2017

      @sarge07 dammmm this isn't the real deal ....I just filled out my application for a pizza delivery guy !!!

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  •   what now? whats next? October 23, 2017

    Why do ppl enjoy letting other ppl fuck their wifes?

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    • quantum October 24, 2017

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      •   what now? whats next? October 24, 2017

        @quantum Thats the thing tho my wife is my wife ion want no dick in her but mines that shit is not sexy

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        • quantum October 25, 2017

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          •   what now? whats next? October 25, 2017

            @quantum The more older women get the more horny they are so if ur dick dosnt work then pick up the paste and use fingers dildos and touges

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  • felterupgood October 23, 2017

    Wait! She never paid for the pizza.

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  • strokerace October 23, 2017

    Why couldn't shit like this happen to me when i worked at Papa John's as a delivery driver.

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  • fiddledeedee October 24, 2017

    Who ordered the pepperoni, pineapple and penicillin pizza?

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  • lowfro October 24, 2017

    fuck that shit, why woukd you do that, fuckin nasty

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  • sinner1ner October 24, 2017

    he wanted to eat ass but.....nope payed her her 200 dollars anyway u fucktard

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  • eldoggy October 24, 2017

    Save some for the mailman

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  • bobadfett October 24, 2017

    I'm pretty sure she was asking the size of the pizza 6 inch deep dish

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  • sadistic_coma October 24, 2017

    He wanted to eat his cream pie .

    She was saving it , for the first guy.

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  •   redpig October 24, 2017

    Well I never did

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  • bearded_misfit October 24, 2017

    Stage 5 clinger.

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  • italianweapon October 29, 2017

    She got extra cheese and the tip. Who wins.

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  • rabbithole March 17, 2018

    I seen a guy on YT saying that the porn industry is slathered with HIV .. again. Not that they ever get fully clear of their infected. Just keep signing them wavers people. Oh and he said the doctors told him that it's on the rise again and some stds are now antibiotic resistant. Look Out ... !!!

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