CS PRESENTS: INSTANT REGRET

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  • bombomking11 October 23, 2017

    [Laughing intensifies] GTFO NOW

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  • kore October 23, 2017

    He aint going nowhere, he's about to move in after that experience.

    +5 -5
    • kore October 23, 2017

      @kore Forgot to mention, and he is coming with another pizza, and his clothes, stereo system, recliner, playboy posters, beer, pet parakeet, 50" flat screen, etc:

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    • quantum October 23, 2017

      @kore . . this is the begin of a wonderful stalk and rape story.

      And as usual it's the mans fault, because she clearly drew the line while letting him rub his doornob on her ass for a minute.

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      • airsporter October 23, 2017

        @quantum Screws like he was trying to unbung a blocked U- Bend.

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        • frank n. stein October 28, 2017

          toreal

          Blacks/African Americansa account for a higher proportion of new HIV diagnoses, those living with HIV, and those ever diagnosed with AIDS, compared to other races/ethnicities. In 2015, African Americans accounted for 45% of HIV diagnoses, though they comprise 12% of the US population.

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  • toreal October 23, 2017

    Arctic apes continue to give the world AIDS. Smh

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    • crackascmacka October 23, 2017

      @toreal Real talk... Caucazoids are TRASH

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    • sheelajackson October 23, 2017

      @toreal youd like this arctic apes lovin. Vanilla pie is delish..

      +2 -2
      • ouch October 23, 2017

        @sheelajackson you know his girl is white... right?

        He has stated that a few times

        He is just trolling

        It's what he does

        FWP!

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    • sbohica October 23, 2017

      @toreal

      52% of ALL murders in the US are committed by 13% of the population. That percentage being black, of course.

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    • vivalamigra October 23, 2017

      @toreal Where did the Grape Ape come from? Sicily?

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    • ouch October 25, 2017

      @toreal So stop fucking our white women because you cunts started it

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    • frank n. stein October 28, 2017

      @toreal

      Blacks account for a higher proportion of new HIV diagnoses, those living with HIV, and those ever diagnosed with AIDS, compared to other races/ethnicities. In 2015, African Americans accounted for 45% of HIV diagnoses, though they comprise 12% of the US population.

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  • luvthick October 23, 2017

    Wow her AIDS delivery comes with world class customer service, she even gave him a future dated coupon to return if the first round didn't infect him.

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  • letmefindout October 23, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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    • airsporter October 23, 2017

      @letmefindout Meanwhile my Pitzzas going cold in the back of Romeos van!

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  • maddog123 October 23, 2017

    first rule of thumb?! NEVER EVER PAY BEFORE YOU PLAY OR YOU WILL GET FUCKED !!!!!!!!!

    Take it from me I FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!

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    • sbohica October 23, 2017

      @maddog123

      And I, for one, believe you! I believe you have been fucked many times over.

      You gotta stay out of those trailer parks maddog! That's @toreals trolling ground.

      +7 -4
  • sealex October 23, 2017

    Now go home and share the AIDS tip this whore just gave you with your wife, she's waiting for you at the trailer park Jethro.

    +3 -1
  • drewstl October 23, 2017

    Get fired or get aids, your pick, SMH

    +2 -1
    • mr.spine October 23, 2017

      @drewstl lol life choices are not strong in this one.

      +2 -2
  • GrimmWilder October 23, 2017

    Should of ordered chinese......wudda been the same,.,.,.,.

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    • mr.spine October 23, 2017

      @GrimmWilder -3 inches

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    • quantum October 24, 2017

      @GrimmWilder . . The chinese guy wouldn't have done anything because most of them actually have some dignity.

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      • GrimmWilder October 25, 2017

        @quantum

        You awful pissy for a Uni-corn.....lol

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  • airsporter October 23, 2017

    OMG He took his cap off!

    Thats what got him infected.

    'You Can Keep Your Hat On'

    J.Cocker.

    +5 -1
  • sniperfox October 23, 2017

    Definitely gona get cock rott after dicking that little whore

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    • mr.spine October 23, 2017

      @sniperfox she got the pizza bill he got the medical bills.

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  • ketamine<3 October 23, 2017

    About 6ish you say? Well i feel better already.

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  • mr.spine October 23, 2017

    She got extra cheese and the tip. Who wins.

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  • fukume October 23, 2017

    His dream came true

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  • hiwudjablome October 23, 2017

    not leaving till he gets Blown

    +1 -1
  • john72 October 23, 2017

    No doubt people will call me a raging faggot but I cannot understand how guys find this cool. I would never go there - she has a massive weird factor.

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    • happyjack October 23, 2017

      @john72 it didn't start getting weird until he slbegan rolling around on the floor sniffing the ass of the chick after fucking her.

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      • letmefindout October 23, 2017

        @happyjack

        https://efukt.com/20823_Scent_Of_A_Woman.html

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  • nybadguy October 23, 2017

    He got cheese on his pizza roll

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    • ouch October 25, 2017

      @nybadguy lol

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  • zack sweeney October 23, 2017

    Alert Alert -- if it's to good to be true, it is keep it moving

    +4 -1
  • peaks October 23, 2017

    I'm pretty sure this is how serial killers are born.

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  • zack sweeney October 23, 2017

    Is that "Phoebe" from "Friends"

    +5 -1
    • sbohica October 23, 2017

      @zack sweeney

      Lmao!++++ Good call mate.

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  • 72jayd October 23, 2017

    how women get free cable.

    +1 -0
    • sbohica October 23, 2017

      @72jayd

      You know it jayD. That gash twixt their legs is how women have survived the adolescents of our species.

      Melania was just another whore til trump smelled it.

      +6 -4
  • vivalamigra October 23, 2017

    "Instant Regret" is a perfect title. It's what I felt as soon as I clicked on this.

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  • dry terd October 23, 2017

    Funny how she would let a stranger fuck her but not lick her.......

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  • spider-man October 23, 2017

    AIDS, you say?

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  • sarge07 October 23, 2017

    He's in on it, he keeps looking at the camera, I call shenanigans.

    +1 -1
    • sbohica October 23, 2017

      @sarge07

      Agree. That's her brother and they live in Mississippi.

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      • sarge07 October 23, 2017

        @sbohica probably, but they live in north Idaho

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      • bobadfett October 25, 2017

        @sbohica you mean west Virginia?

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    • zack sweeney October 23, 2017

      @sarge07 dammmm this isn't the real deal ....I just filled out my application for a pizza delivery guy !!!

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  • what now? whats next? October 23, 2017

    Why do ppl enjoy letting other ppl fuck their wifes?

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    • quantum October 24, 2017

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      • what now? whats next? October 24, 2017

        @quantum Thats the thing tho my wife is my wife ion want no dick in her but mines that shit is not sexy

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        • quantum October 25, 2017

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          • what now? whats next? October 25, 2017

            @quantum The more older women get the more horny they are so if ur dick dosnt work then pick up the paste and use fingers dildos and touges

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  • felterupgood October 23, 2017

    Wait! She never paid for the pizza.

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  • strokerace October 23, 2017

    Why couldn't shit like this happen to me when i worked at Papa John's as a delivery driver.

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  • fiddledeedee October 24, 2017

    Who ordered the pepperoni, pineapple and penicillin pizza?

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  • lowfro October 24, 2017

    fuck that shit, why woukd you do that, fuckin nasty

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  • sinner1ner October 24, 2017

    he wanted to eat ass but.....nope payed her her 200 dollars anyway u fucktard

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  • eldoggy October 24, 2017

    Save some for the mailman

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  • bobadfett October 24, 2017

    I'm pretty sure she was asking the size of the pizza 6 inch deep dish

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  • sadistic_coma October 24, 2017

    He wanted to eat his cream pie .

    She was saving it , for the first guy.

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  • redpig October 24, 2017

    Well I never did

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  • bearded_misfit October 24, 2017

    Stage 5 clinger.

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  • italianweapon October 29, 2017

    She got extra cheese and the tip. Who wins.

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