CS PRESENTS: THE BLOWOUT

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  • GrimmWilder October 26, 2017

    It looked like my Grandpa spitting out chewing tobacco.....lol

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  • letmefindout October 26, 2017

    She nooted when she should have pooted.

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    • maxm60 October 26, 2017

      @letmefindout NOOT!NOOT!

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      • boobles October 26, 2017

        @maxm60 omfg nooooo! Stop!

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        • maxm60 October 28, 2017

          @boobles BWAhahahahaha!

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  • ouch October 26, 2017

    I bet she's feeling a little deflated now :(

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    • letmefindout October 26, 2017

      @ouch

      Do you always lose compression when you blow out a cylinder?

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      • ouch October 26, 2017

        @letmefindout Nar bro I do warm ups before and kegels after.

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    • kore October 26, 2017

      @ouch

      Next time we see her she will be deploying an air bag in her ass,... lets see if that will pop

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      • sarge07 October 26, 2017

        @kore the airbag will be the only thing stopping the anal leakage

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      • ouch October 26, 2017

        @kore Holden or Ford?

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    • freddykrueger October 26, 2017

      @ouch...at least it wasn't a glass jar!

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      • boobles October 26, 2017

        @freddykrueger true! That was a nasty vid!!!

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      • ouch October 26, 2017

        @freddykrueger thank fuck for that

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  • strokerace October 26, 2017

    We just got a rare look at the elusive toothless wonder.

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  • letmefindout October 26, 2017

    Front hole happy

    Back hole explodes in ecstasy.

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  • maxm60 October 26, 2017

    HELLO!HEllo...hello...

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  • maxm60 October 26, 2017

    Her asshole looks like a suckerfish.

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    • letmefindout October 26, 2017

      @maxm60

      http://www.newsfilter.org/photo/thats-no-cameltoe-thats-a-mooseknuckle-266213

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    • felterupgood October 26, 2017

      @maxm60

      How can something that looks so horrible feel so good (in the smaller size)

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  • letmefindout October 26, 2017

    Starfish Gone Wild!

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  • kiwi cunt October 26, 2017

    Jesus, you could drive a freight train up that asshole it's so loose.

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    • fiddledeedee October 26, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      A bullet train will probably be going up the tunnel the end of the year.

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    • sbohica October 26, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      Just dont let half your body hang out. You might be ass slapped by a turd nugget.

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  • mr.spine October 26, 2017

    Well shit ....a shit well.

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  • kore October 26, 2017

    She found a new way of getting pumped from behind. Good girl

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  • sealex October 26, 2017

    No worries, try a basketball ball next, I'm not promising anything butt It's worth a try. Besides it will make for a good clip to look forward to here. Good luck with that, and trying to keep shit in.

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  • sbohica October 26, 2017

    "Need a crash cart on set 3, crash cart on set 3, stat. We've had a blow out".

    "Paddles at 300....(Rub a Rub Rub). Clear"!!!

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    • felterupgood October 26, 2017

      @sbohica

      Before anyone else does that I would suggest they google "sphincter repair" and browse some images

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      • letmefindout October 26, 2017

        @felterupgood

        synapse or prolapse? I only asked because you seem so authoritative about the subject.

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        • felterupgood October 27, 2017

          @letmefindout

          I've logged a few years working in a hospital.... and I do know a lot of assholes. This one is proof that when you have seen one you Haven't seen them all.

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          • sbohica October 27, 2017

            @felterupgood

            I shall leave it up to the expert (you). And trust your anus knowledge.

            My friends an APN. She tells me horror stories to.

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  • hiwudjablome October 26, 2017

    She's gonna put someones eye out with that thing.......

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  • bobadfett October 26, 2017

    Maybe next time she will attempt to shoot a air rocket out of that stink hole

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    • letmefindout October 26, 2017

      @bobadfett

      If you stick your finger in her belly button will nukes shoot out her ass? Watch out Korea, don't get Trump nooted!

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      • bobadfett October 27, 2017

        @letmefindout hahah plus 1

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  • mad jock October 26, 2017

    Fukin brilliant ending lol

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  • airsporter October 26, 2017

    Its only a matter of time until some arsehole detonates an airbag rectally.

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    • letmefindout October 26, 2017

      @airsporter

      You mean her titties will inflate to 400psi?

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  • fiddledeedee October 26, 2017

    Honey, 40 psi?! It's a butt-plug, not a Pirelli racing tire.

    I shouldn't talk, she'll probably try a tire up her ass next.

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  • quantum October 26, 2017

    I always smile when I see people stretch their butthole . . . because they dont anticipate what will happen when they are older.

    Let's say: EVERY chocolate train will leave the station far too soon.

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    • airsporter October 26, 2017

      @quantum Mrs Maglev says ' Without even touching the rails boys'...

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  • airsporter October 26, 2017

    Looks like something a 'Heavy Rescue' team might use to get you out of a deep hole.

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    • letmefindout October 26, 2017

      @airsporter

      Fisting or spelunking?

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  • sniperfox October 26, 2017

    Squeezing out a big turd is not on her worrying list

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  • felterupgood October 26, 2017

    I wonder if the Chinese who work in the factory making these things know they are ripping Americans a new asshole?

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    • letmefindout October 26, 2017

      @felterupgood

      Especially with bath salt production

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  • me68 October 26, 2017

    ha ha love the swartzy ending = gold

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  • dibs October 26, 2017

    I hope that asshole comes with roadside assistance.

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    • sbohica October 26, 2017

      @dibs

      I'm just glad it didnt throw up..

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    • letmefindout October 26, 2017

      @dibs

      Or at least with flares to block the roadway.

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  • zack sweeney October 26, 2017

    Where do I get one of those ?

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    • maxm60 October 27, 2017

      @zack sweeney the inflatable butt-plug or the blowed-out asshole? The butt-plug you can probably get at a sex shop. the blowed-out asshole you can also get at the sex shop if you go to one of those little rooms and stand with your butt against the wall for an hour or two.

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      • zack sweeney October 27, 2017

        @maxm60 will you show me the way

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        • maxm60 October 28, 2017

          @zack sweeney just find your way down to Ben Dovers gloryholes "R" us.

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  • superman-boy October 26, 2017

    Love it I fucking love it

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  • darksider803 October 26, 2017

    Slips naked on A kitchen floor. Stuck permanently and you without A sandwich.

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  • vivalamigra October 26, 2017

    Those tools are used for stealing cars. It's used to pry the window open enough to access the door lock.

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    • sarge07 October 26, 2017

      @vivalamigra I'll take "How to use sex toys for criminal activity" for 200 Alex.

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      • GrimmWilder October 26, 2017

        @sarge07

        Naw Sarge he's right....i kept one in my tow truck for that very reason,.,.,..,

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        • sarge07 October 26, 2017

          @GrimmWilder yea, I know, it's been a bad day thought I 'd continue to be an ass

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      • letmefindout October 26, 2017

        @sarge07

        Damn it, you beat me to that one...

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  • dry terd October 26, 2017

    I think I heard an echo down the hallway

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  • mrthorwald October 26, 2017

    I heard the guy that designed the Predator had a falling out on set with the director and producers and decided to intentionally make the predators look like shit.

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  • drewstl October 26, 2017

    Did She said, " How : ? lmao

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  • thebat October 26, 2017

    Tap on her shoulders and the shit is in her pants!

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  • picklehiesner October 26, 2017

    Hey can I park there ?

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  • bearded_misfit October 26, 2017

    I'm laughing so hard I can't even think of a comment.

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  • sarge07 October 26, 2017

    Pop goes the weasel

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  • what now? whats next? October 26, 2017

    so her asshole did not explode???

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    • sbohica October 26, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      Naw. It yawned.

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  • airsporter October 26, 2017

    Has anyone seen my TV remote?

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    • sarge07 October 26, 2017

      @airsporter Have you seen your cat lately?

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      • airsporter October 26, 2017

        @sarge07 'No' now you mention it - but I dont miss the little bastard!

        I can get my head round things like 'risk' sports like Parachuting /Bungee jumps- driving fast etc but this fazed me a bit.

        I know research has evidence that you can abuse your Liver with alcohol to certain levels and it is capable of a degree of regeneration.

        But why would you want to set such personal goals as this in your Life???

        As a Taxpayer I applaud the UK NHS for Heart transplants/Hip replacements/ GT Ormond St Childrens Hospital at point of need etc but I baulk at the cost of training Surgeons in Doily Stitch repairing arseholes.

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        • letmefindout October 26, 2017

          @airsporter

          or prolapse relapse.

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        • sarge07 October 26, 2017

          @airsporter I know, I also lack understanding in some aspects of human behavior.

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  • secret squirrel October 26, 2017

    Imagine the therapy her grandchildren are gonna need if they ever stumble across this vid.

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    • quantum October 26, 2017

      @secret squirrel . . . It's probably uncool if you haven't been in a weird porn by then . . . since every 12yo is now sending her nudepics around like "hello"s

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  • truckingman October 26, 2017

    WHAT THE MF" FUCK???

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  • fatlarry October 26, 2017

    oh no

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  • fukume October 26, 2017

    She needs to get a refund from walmart

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  • luvthick October 26, 2017

    I think she needs a rotate and band balance.

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  • deadpen October 26, 2017

    When your ass it gaped to the point it can't hold that in then a blowout will happen since there is nothing there to hold it from over expanding.

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  • nybadguy October 26, 2017

    FWP

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  • 1234joe October 26, 2017

    And Arnold speaks the truth

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  • txdo_msk October 26, 2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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  • rasriff October 26, 2017

    That’s a strong butthole

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  • cazaly October 27, 2017

    Didn't know Firestone made inflatable buttplugs. Lawsuit anyone?

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  • frank n. stein October 27, 2017

    That is the loosest ass ever!

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  • maxm60 October 28, 2017

    If she can do that to industrial grade rubber, my dick don't stand a chance!

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  • firmbuttfriendly October 28, 2017

    ahahahaahaahah

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