IT MUST TAKE A LOT TO MAKE A GUY CUT HIS OWN PENIS OFF

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  • ketamine<3 October 27, 2017

    No! Don't stop him! Now he might be able to still impregnate a retarded bitch.

    +15 -0
    • ouch October 27, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      He is the retarded bitch

      +11 -5
      • ketamine<3 October 27, 2017

        @ouch your righ! the world is fucked!!

        +5 -1
        • letmefindout October 27, 2017

          @ketamine<3

          Is it sterilization or castration?

          +3 -2
          • quantum October 27, 2017

            @letmefindout . . Neither if he just cuts his dick off.

            castration = no more balls

            sterilization= not able too produce more retards. (but he still can without dick)

            +7 -0
            • sarge07 October 27, 2017

              @quantum (but he still can without dick) and a turkey baster

              +2 -1
              • quantum October 29, 2017

                @sarge07 . . genius . . . Your comments are so delightfull if you take the time between all your insults and enrich us with your incredibly funny and charming side.

                +5 -0
          • kore October 27, 2017

            @letmefindout He could have did that with nail clippers...

            +1 -2
            • GrimmWilder October 28, 2017

              @kore

              I believe i seen some kind of bugs jumpin off that nasty rascal,..,.,lol

              +2 -0
    • ob1 October 27, 2017

      @ketamine<3 he's just an attention whore

      +1 -0
  • what now? whats next? October 27, 2017

    He had herpies but no money what would u expect cs???

    +2 -2
    • GrimmWilder October 27, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      That's a "One time Only" act....lol

      +4 -1
    • letmefindout October 27, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      Are you saying that was a Valtrex coated knife?

      +2 -1
  • felterupgood October 27, 2017

    That's right... save your balls for part 2 and maybe 3 if you can part them out.

    +7 -1
  • letmefindout October 27, 2017

    Are these transgender operations really that expensive?

    +3 -1
  • letmefindout October 27, 2017

    Or is this the first case of vagina envy?

    +4 -2
  • dick steel October 27, 2017

    If i had that small and smelly penis, i'd cut it off too.

    +9 -1
    • peaks October 27, 2017

      @dick steel

      One can only aspire.

      +5 -2
  • happyjack October 27, 2017

    This isn't an easy watch.

    +6 -6
  • peaks October 27, 2017

    Hey, it would be my choice if given the option of eating out Hillary...or sawing off the old 'John-Thomas'.

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    • felterupgood October 27, 2017

      @peaks

      There are two reasons I disagree...

      1. The end is where it feels the best... you wouldn't want to give that up.

      2. How bad could it be... once you get past the smell you got it licked.

      +7 -2
      • peaks October 27, 2017

        @felterupgood

        I hear your reasoning. I'd have to view the contract to see if getting shit-faced and taking one smooch would suffice.

        +4 -1
      • peaks October 27, 2017

        @felterupgood

        You talked me off the ledge there man. tx

        +3 -1
    • maxm60 October 28, 2017

      @peaks WTF? Hillary is fucking hot man! Gimme two hand-fulls of that!

      +2 -0
  • GrimmWilder October 27, 2017

    They should drop a truckload of whatever he was taking in every ghetto....lol

    +6 -2
    • letmefindout October 27, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Maybe he just got tired of the child support payments.

      +4 -1
    • felterupgood October 27, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      They would probably just sell it to white boys.

      What would you call it when a white boy tries to cut his dick off? A: a circumcism

      +4 -3
  • rudz October 27, 2017

    Fuck don't grab that STD ridden freak

    He trying to cut his dick off for a reason

    +2 -0
  • hiwudjablome October 27, 2017

    If obongo had a son.............

    +3 -1
  • airsporter October 27, 2017

    Well shes probably got the House / the Kids / the Car / Alimony etc...

    Whats left to lose?

    +3 -1
  • rouge_et_blanc October 27, 2017

    BWIN shirt and he lost his dick

    +3 -0
  • allcaps October 27, 2017

    its not a Cutco knife...

    +2 -4
    • sarge07 October 27, 2017

      @allcaps no, it's a Slashco

      +2 -2
  • nybadguy October 27, 2017

    Wtf

    +3 -1
  • digurgutsout October 27, 2017

    If a sick fuck wants to cut off his dick with a huge blade don't run behind him grabbing him!

    +1 -0
  • sarge07 October 27, 2017

    That's how it's done, from behind with a choke hold while another goes for the weapon

    +2 -1
  • picklehiesner October 27, 2017

    Yum pigs in a blanket

    +4 -0
  • bearded_misfit October 27, 2017

    He probably just found out he had a third baby mamma.

    +5 -0
  • bulldog 88 October 27, 2017

    Is there a market for a second hand penis

    +1 -0
    • airsporter October 27, 2017

      @bulldog 88 Think they usually go into Politics.

      +5 -1
  • vivalamigra October 27, 2017

    Possibly he was born a woman and is removing his birth defect? Isn't that what the kids call this sort of thing nowadays?

    +7 -0
  • kiwi cunt October 27, 2017

    Enjoy sitting down to piss for the rest of your life, faggot.

    +7 -0
  • dizeer October 27, 2017

    such A small job !

    +4 -0
  • zack sweeney October 27, 2017

    Must be a common occurrence

    +6 -0
  • frank n. stein October 27, 2017

    WHY?!!

    +1 -1
  • boobles October 27, 2017

    My god he's gonna regret that when the drugs wear off...

    +3 -1
    • felterupgood October 27, 2017

      @boobles

      True ....and more evidence he didn't think this through.

      +5 -1
  • lowfro October 27, 2017

    The next bme

    +1 -0
  • gandog56 October 28, 2017

    I would have let him. After all, I don't want him to breed others just as stupid later.

    +0 -0
  • stinkburger October 28, 2017

    I think that was the guy that performed my vasectomy. :(

    +3 -0
  • rockinron October 28, 2017

    cock cutting blockers

    +6 -0
  • truckingman October 28, 2017

    Did the victim, of his own genital mutilation, ingest a coctail of PCP, LSD, Flakka, and Magic Mushroom extract?

    +0 -0
  • italianweapon October 31, 2017

    @ketamine<3

    He is the retarded bitch

    +2 -0
 
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