CS PRESENTS: SPLITTING WOOD

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  • GrimmWilder October 30, 2017

    DAMN!...some whores will do anything for a 50 .....lol

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    • what now? whats next? October 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder More like for a 20 and a slurpee

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    • letmefindout October 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      I've got my Pinochio costume and a handful of lies

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      • felterupgood October 31, 2017

        @letmefindout

        I guess this makes that lying Pinocchio the "Mandingo" of puppet porn.

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    • mr.spine October 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder so what did you do for 40.

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  • ouch October 30, 2017

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    • ketamine<3 October 30, 2017

      @ouch you'd better hurry up don't wanna miss the action!

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  • felterupgood October 30, 2017

    Maybe I'll dress up as a ventriloquist dummy for Halloween ...they are obviously getting more pussy than me.

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  • letmefindout October 30, 2017

    Who was the dummy in this vid.

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  • letmefindout October 30, 2017

    At least she doesn't have to worry about condoms and STDs. Just splinters.

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    • drewstl October 30, 2017

      @letmefindout What about getting pregnant ?

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    • big_daddy305 October 30, 2017

      @letmefindout She also has to worry about termites.

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    • maxm60 October 31, 2017

      @letmefindout or maybe a pitch infection?

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  • bigslick October 30, 2017

    I'll never fuck a girl that hot.... fucking puppets!

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  • airsporter October 30, 2017

    'Fancy a fuck? - No strings attached.

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    • airsporter October 30, 2017

      @airsporter On reflection I think she wanted a 'Small Fan Heater' - MP4 Audio codec often gets jumbled on my PC

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  • drewstl October 30, 2017

    When's this, Movie coming out?

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  • drtyrell October 30, 2017

    Jesus, where does one find these women?

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  • luvthick October 30, 2017

    Wait till Christmas, when she meets the nutcracker.

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    • hiwudjablome October 30, 2017

      @luvthick

      Ha....

      +5 -2
    • sarge07 October 30, 2017

      @luvthick if that "elf on a shelf" moves he's fuckin toast

      +4 -0
      • luvthick October 30, 2017

        @sarge07 +

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        • sarge07 October 30, 2017

          @luvthick that plain creepy

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  • quantum October 30, 2017

    "Wood" not spend money on that . . .

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  • hiwudjablome October 30, 2017

    She’ll blow 2 puppets ,, wonder if she’ll blo-me., and yea another bitch who will do anything for school money

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  • me68 October 30, 2017

    jealous of the well hung puppets, shes fucking hot !!!!

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  • me68 October 30, 2017

    another harvey weinstein production !

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  • sniperfox October 30, 2017

    She’s hot

    +3 -0
  • fukume October 30, 2017

    The Woody show

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  • joedumber October 30, 2017

    awesome,, must be an old video i dont think she does porn anymore

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  • nybadguy October 30, 2017

    She is fine af

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    • joedumber October 31, 2017

      @nybadguy she's one of those first bitches that looked too young during the teenie porn boom. Now she's hot as fuck

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  • big_daddy305 October 30, 2017

    Two puppets fuck a dummy.. Jim Henson would be proud.

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  • stinkburger October 30, 2017

    She better watch out she could get syFIRlis.......I'll show myself out......

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  • sbohica October 30, 2017

    If all it comes to, is a bad case of the splinters, I'd power fuck that slut and provide her a new option of gettin wood!

    I got a whole tube of Lidocane to wax up my root and have her mom pull out any splinters.

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    • hiwudjablome October 30, 2017

      @sbohica

      Wonder if moms a hot MILF

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      • sbohica October 30, 2017

        @hiwudjablome

        Be worth finding out! Then she cud blow me first...

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        • hiwudjablome November 1, 2017

          @sbohica

          Fuckin A lad fuckin A

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  • ketamine<3 October 30, 2017

    They made a Team America 2!? Hell yeah!

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  • shithawk October 30, 2017

    Anyone else think Bobcat Goldthwait was doing the voices of the puppets?

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  • dry terd October 30, 2017

    Them little fuckers were tripods!

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  • maxm60 October 30, 2017

    Toy Story V - The DP!

    starring Woody "wood" Pecker, Ed "hard" Wood and a blonde chick who knows no bounds!

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  • sarge07 October 30, 2017

    fuckin wetarded

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  • zack sweeney October 30, 2017

    Is that " Jeff Dunham 's" wife she's hot ...

    +4 -1
  • cazaly October 30, 2017

    I’d rather see the Chucky Doll version.

    +5 -0
  • mr.spine October 30, 2017

    MASTER MASTER!

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  • berget October 30, 2017

    i cant tell if this is familyfriendly or not?

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  • picklehiesner October 30, 2017

    Where was Buzz Lightyear ?

    +6 -0
    • sbohica October 30, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      He's still trying to get that clam that Woody is bangin'. Ole farmersonly dot com whore.

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  • italianweapon October 30, 2017

    DAMN!...some whores will do anything for a 50 .....lol

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  • fatlarry October 30, 2017

    that gave me wood

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  • therockbalancer October 30, 2017

    maybe i don't belong here. this site was so much fun until now. who am i? what the fuck is going on in my life where i can fuckin jerk off to shit like this? now i just wanna find some skank and make a video just like this. she probably wont be as hot tho

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    • felterupgood October 30, 2017

      @therockbalancer

      Look for the porn with Pinocchio.

      He tells bitches their pussy smells good and his nose gets bigger till she cums.

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  • felterupgood October 30, 2017

    I knew I had seen that puppet before.... Google images of Tennessee Ernie Ford

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  • shifty_usmc October 31, 2017

    For those who are interested in this chick, her porn name is Allysin Chaynes.

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    • ambermay October 31, 2017

      @shifty_usmc that's a pretty clever name, I admit.

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    • airsporter November 1, 2017

      @shifty_usmc Ah.. Bollox Inancuffs sister?

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  • truckingman October 31, 2017

    Who was the creative genius, or team, whom thought of this MF" PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIE PLOT???

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  • lowfro October 31, 2017

    She has alot of wood

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  • frank n. stein November 3, 2017

    SO fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 2lolo November 5, 2017

    STUPID

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