DAMN!...some whores will do anything for a 50 .....lol
@GrimmWilder More like for a 20 and a slurpee
I've got my Pinochio costume and a handful of lies
I guess this makes that lying Pinocchio the "Mandingo" of puppet porn.
@GrimmWilder so what did you do for 40.
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@ouch you'd better hurry up don't wanna miss the action!
Maybe I'll dress up as a ventriloquist dummy for Halloween ...they are obviously getting more pussy than me.
Who was the dummy in this vid.
At least she doesn't have to worry about condoms and STDs. Just splinters.
@letmefindout What about getting pregnant ?
@letmefindout She also has to worry about termites.
@letmefindout or maybe a pitch infection?
I'll never fuck a girl that hot.... fucking puppets!
'Fancy a fuck? - No strings attached.
@airsporter On reflection I think she wanted a 'Small Fan Heater' - MP4 Audio codec often gets jumbled on my PC
When's this, Movie coming out?
Jesus, where does one find these women?
Wait till Christmas, when she meets the nutcracker.
@luvthick if that "elf on a shelf" moves he's fuckin toast
@luvthick that plain creepy
"Wood" not spend money on that . . .
She’ll blow 2 puppets ,, wonder if she’ll blo-me., and yea another bitch who will do anything for school money
jealous of the well hung puppets, shes fucking hot !!!!
another harvey weinstein production !
The Woody show
awesome,, must be an old video i dont think she does porn anymore
She is fine af
@nybadguy she's one of those first bitches that looked too young during the teenie porn boom. Now she's hot as fuck
Two puppets fuck a dummy.. Jim Henson would be proud.
She better watch out she could get syFIRlis.......I'll show myself out......
If all it comes to, is a bad case of the splinters, I'd power fuck that slut and provide her a new option of gettin wood!
I got a whole tube of Lidocane to wax up my root and have her mom pull out any splinters.
Wonder if moms a hot MILF
Be worth finding out! Then she cud blow me first...
Fuckin A lad fuckin A
They made a Team America 2!? Hell yeah!
Anyone else think Bobcat Goldthwait was doing the voices of the puppets?
Them little fuckers were tripods!
Toy Story V - The DP!
starring Woody "wood" Pecker, Ed "hard" Wood and a blonde chick who knows no bounds!
Is that " Jeff Dunham 's" wife she's hot ...
I’d rather see the Chucky Doll version.
i cant tell if this is familyfriendly or not?
Where was Buzz Lightyear ?
He's still trying to get that clam that Woody is bangin'. Ole farmersonly dot com whore.
that gave me wood
maybe i don't belong here. this site was so much fun until now. who am i? what the fuck is going on in my life where i can fuckin jerk off to shit like this? now i just wanna find some skank and make a video just like this. she probably wont be as hot tho
Look for the porn with Pinocchio.
He tells bitches their pussy smells good and his nose gets bigger till she cums.
I knew I had seen that puppet before.... Google images of Tennessee Ernie Ford
For those who are interested in this chick, her porn name is Allysin Chaynes.
@shifty_usmc that's a pretty clever name, I admit.
@shifty_usmc Ah.. Bollox Inancuffs sister?
Who was the creative genius, or team, whom thought of this MF" PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIE PLOT???
She has alot of wood
SO fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
I have now seen everything. Ftw