PRIORITIES: GUY WITH 10 MINS TO LIVE TRIES TO JERK OFF 1 LAST TIME

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  • sbohica November 2, 2017

    Damn. My humor went to take a shit on that one. Dudes fucked up. Maybe he's looking for his Obamacare card.

    +15 -10
    • letmefindout November 2, 2017

      @sbohica

      One more for the road.

      +10 -5
    • happyjack November 2, 2017

      @sbohica it must be reading war and peace while it's in there, because it's been a while.

      +7 -8
  • dick steel November 2, 2017

    Damnit flip flops! Stopping the man from whacking it one last time.

    +17 -3
    • GrimmWilder November 2, 2017

      @dick steel ..

      .No Man!, he was trying to save his own life!

      Blood don't pump out of your head if it's all in your DICK!!!!!

      +14 -7
      • bigsmokey86 November 2, 2017

        @GrimmWilder Christ I can see the Red Cross now adding this technique along with CPR!

        +5 -1
        • wombatbytes November 2, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 : Ha - taught in every school!

          +9 -0
      • raped and left for dead November 2, 2017

        @GrimmWilder sound Medical advice there- Ill try to remember it

        +6 -0
      • happyjack November 2, 2017

        @GrimmWilder good one, my pointer hovered over the up arrow, but I just couldn't pull the trigger.

        +9 -8
  • maddog123 November 2, 2017

    Seen this on kaotic he was a thief and dieded at the hop pital of gain damage but his dick survived and is doing very well

    +11 -2
    • joedumber November 2, 2017

      @maddog123 i hope that doesn't happen to me, i mean the jerking off part.

      +8 -0
    • airsporter November 2, 2017

      @maddog123 Is it still on a drip?

      +6 -1
    • truckingman November 2, 2017

      Maddog123 was the victim's penis used in a penial transpaint?

      +0 -0
  • kiwi cunt November 2, 2017

    You'd think that someone would offer him one last sympathy fuck.

    +10 -0
    • dick steel November 2, 2017

      @kiwi cunt They won't even let the poor guy beat it.

      +14 -4
      • cazaly November 2, 2017

        @dick steel I think Michael Jackson sung about that...

        +7 -1
    • letmefindout November 2, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      I thought that it was compassionate of the villagers to try to help him with his last wish. Just not enough lubrication.

      +7 -2
  • mr.spine November 2, 2017

    Who can relate. Flip flop confirmed.

    +5 -1
  • anuresh November 2, 2017

    May you Rest In Penis.

    +3 -0
    • ketamine<3 November 2, 2017

      @anuresh

      You rest in penis all you want man, I'll take me some titties to rest on.

      +3 -1
  • ketamine<3 November 2, 2017

    They say protect your head, I think he took it the wrong way.

    +7 -4
  • hiwudjablome November 2, 2017

    That was a “package check” he wanted to die with his balls still there

    +10 -2
  • pewpewpowa November 2, 2017

    Maybe was getting a good upskirt from down there ;)

    +3 -1
  • airsporter November 2, 2017

    Hes just trying to make himself more comfortable.....

    Some gentlemen prefer 'Dressing' to the left some to the right.

    8/10 for the nosebleed.

    +6 -4
  • luvthick November 2, 2017

    That's cruel and unusual punishment, denying a man of his last Fap.

    +7 -6
  • what now? whats next? November 2, 2017

    M-Must....Whack....The .... Meat

    +7 -1
    • bigsmokey86 November 2, 2017

      @what now? whats next? Guess there are no hot demon chicks in Hell.

      +3 -1
  • quantum November 2, 2017

    A braindamage can make you extremely horny if it triggeres the right spot. Happens to braintumor patients too.

    +7 -4
  • stinkburger November 2, 2017

    Fap lives matter.

    +2 -0
  • jono 's back November 2, 2017

    Another one nicked from bestgore

    You fucking suck.

    +0 -0
  • crowxero November 2, 2017

    Must...Fap...jus'onemoartime!...Egh x__x

    +1 -0
  • lafind November 2, 2017

    Here’s the question. What r u gonna do with your last 10 minutes of life?

    +1 -0
  • dry terd November 2, 2017

    I feel ya buddy! That's how I wanna go out too!

    +5 -0
  • rockinron November 2, 2017

    for christ sake !! let the poor man itch his damn balls!!

    +8 -4
  • justboss November 2, 2017

    And no one can think to stop the fucking bleeding

    +2 -0
  • zack sweeney November 2, 2017

    Someone give him a hand

    +8 -1
  • therockbalancer November 2, 2017

    LoL and they keep stopping him. going to hell all of you

    +1 -0
  • felterupgood November 2, 2017

    Come on people... Give the guy some privacy... If he can't finish they won't be able to close the casket.

    +6 -1
    • airsporter November 2, 2017

      @felterupgood The old ones are the best!

      +3 -2
  • raped and left for dead November 2, 2017

    he came and went

    +3 -0
  • bearded_misfit November 2, 2017

    Auto-erotic asphyxia Taken to a whole new level. David Carradine ain't got shit on this fool.

    +2 -0
    • airsporter November 2, 2017

      @bearded_misfit Dont see no neck cord???

      Intrigued by the 'Golf Ball Eyes' though.

      +2 -2
  • yohanpalych November 2, 2017

    Let him masturbate before his death, bastards!

    +2 -0
  • dizeer November 2, 2017

    Rubbing his last one out

    +1 -0
  • fatlarry November 2, 2017

    I aint got much time left let me crank one out

    +4 -0
  • alexnf November 2, 2017

    SHOCKING !!

    +1 -0
  • mclovin510 November 2, 2017

    Wish it was a higher resolution video. Like to see where’s he spurting from.

    +4 -0
  • harly9 November 2, 2017

    WTF is with the assholes trying to stop him??? Back off jackoff!!!

    +1 -0
  • deadpen November 2, 2017

    Maybe if he wasn't pinching at his junk this wouldn't have happen.

    Ever been around people who just pinch the end of it ALL THE TIME?

    +3 -0
  • blowback51 November 2, 2017

    North Korea is getting closer to sending the first man to the moon,they have recently been ordered to believe by their all powerful leader.kimmy krakd kokonut!

    +4 -0
  • sealex November 2, 2017

    Please! Nobody even try to stop that huge leak squirting out of his fucking head! Instead help him play with himself. Fucking shit!

    +3 -0
  • frank n. stein November 3, 2017

    Someone could've given him a handy j.

    +1 -0
  • gnasher November 3, 2017

    well seeing he gave up smoking, what else do you do

    +1 -0
  • whbonney November 3, 2017

    See the blood spray and the blood under his eyelids? His brain is bleeding so fast he doesn't even realize he's hurt. He's hallucinating from the brain trauma, and possible priapism, which is a boner from head trauma to the fuckers who like to joke at the word boner. He's fucked.

    +0 -0
  • pizzapie November 3, 2017

    Yo Rocky get up, round 2 is starting

    +3 -0
  • toothpickstabbed November 4, 2017

    He's like those mutants trying to self replicating through his semen

    +0 -0
  • mrmassey November 5, 2017

    Perfect time to rub one out..

    +0 -0
 
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