The mountain is high, the valley is low
And you're confused on which way to go so
Come on and take a free ride free ride!
The second most risky place to catch std's is the backseat of an Uber.
And the first is a public toilet.... but that's not the best place to take your date.
You don't take a girl to a public toilet because you can't buy her a Happy Meal in there.
True... But she can dump it there.
Hey, that's my go to place when my budget's a lil tight.
Tip... To Impress your date...
Use the handicapped stalls... They are like the penthouse suits.
@felterupgood and have grab-bars for extra traction.
You've been there too... haha
Don't you hate it when they try to limit the paper you need for cleanup? I wanna bust that dispenser open.
Felterupgood may I suggest you bring your own clean up supplies, with you, on your date if you end up in a bathroom stall.
I tried that once and the lady thought i was the janitor. I was so embarrassed.
2nd girl was better. I also thought bet ones a dick.
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I heard that squishy little Tramp too!....lol
She was rubbing those pussy lips so hard and fast you could almost hear the song "Dueling Banjos" from Deliverance.
If you want to lay music over something... try what I do,,,,, load Beyoncé (Put a ring on it) and pause and mute... then load Skynyard and go to the 2 minute mark of "The Breeze" Change quick to let Beyoncé and the two other colored girls dance. It's a trip !
If ya catch a dude jerkin-off in the back seat we crack his head open with a tire iron...but we thank a sweet little Babe like this!....lol
@GrimmWilder But what if it's a sweet little babe with a dick?
@GrimmWilder very true.....
I'm a uber d sometimes I pick up strippers ... how would I get them to eat my ass ? Anyone
@mehofjack stick a jelly bean in there.
Try using folding money instead of spare change.
I have to confess... this is one of the funniest comments I've read in a while ...even if I did write it myself.
@mehofjack male strippers?
I do like watchin bitchs play with their pussy,, cam whores....
@hiwudjablome I would rather be the one playing with those cute little pussies
Cabbie :'Have you got anything smaller'?
UBER Whores I love you all
Aw shit i forgot again ,,,,
They both need to Blo-Me
@hiwudjablome Get in line!
Just 2 dirty yank skanks getting clap on the seats
I would lick that seat after
After she farts on it.
Stop, you are grossing me out.
@zack sweeney Dirty Sod!
I started a discount ride sharing service. It's call JEW-BUR.
@vivalamigra So you're responsible - Your driver showed up with an eyepatch and a hardon and called himself Moshe Dayan....
Dianne I would have gone with. How luckys that?
@airsporter Pay extra. No skin off of my nose.
That would piss me off those skanks leaving snail tracks all over the back seat of my car. That's why I have a pick-up!
Agree a pickup is better. You don't want your ride smelling like day or week old pussy
@felterupgood and if they leave sticky goop in the bed it keeps stuff from sliding around when I drive.
Can't shake the crackers out though
The Uber Driver Knows, he's enjoying the footage he recorded with the hidden camera.
Tip ... I'll give ya the whole thing
@picklehiesner At last - some Humour! +
if that was my car i would go apeshit fucking nasty millenials prbly dont even know how to wipe their asses
When #1 started talking about a tip, I thought the video was gonna take a turn.
God gave them both a vagina. They made themselves cunts.
@honkie365 can I get a AMEN? How bout a Hallelujah!
I am wondering if both Uber drivers, in the video, lost their contracts with the Uber company because of these video clips that where posted the social media websites.
I would ask them to explain where they were surfing to have seen them.
...then i would remind them that in business the customer is always right.
I love sluts
Man, I gotta join Uber...
This is why the seat is always warm
Who the fuck doesn't look in their back mirror that long?
Mostly the people who get run over from behind.
It doesn't matter how quite you are. They can still smell it