YOU ASKED FOR IT, SO HERE IT IS. CRAZYSHIT'S GUIDE TO ASS

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  • dick steel November 4, 2017

    A dick in it and then a kick on it would be good.

    +12 -8
    • letmefindout November 4, 2017

      @dick steel

      Ba Donk A Donk Gone Wild.

      +6 -2
      • dick steel November 4, 2017

        @letmefindout

        Cut out the music and let us hear the flappy floppy sounds!

        +11 -4
        • letmefindout November 4, 2017

          @dick steel

          I'm with ya, but with those visuals I'm not in a hurry.

          +3 -0
  • felterupgood November 4, 2017

    Now that's a video I will watch a few times

    +13 -7
    • drewstl November 4, 2017

      @felterupgood +1

      +8 -0
    • luvthick November 4, 2017

      @felterupgood +++

      I didn't think hardcore conservatives could appreciate truly beautiful glutes.

      ;-)

      +4 -7
      • felterupgood November 4, 2017

        @luvthick

        As usual you are wrong ...haha

        +5 -3
        • luvthick November 4, 2017

          @felterupgood

          Aa usual, you wish I was wrong.

          +2 -4
  • drewstl November 4, 2017

    White girls, Got A$$!

    +11 -0
    • luvthick November 4, 2017

      @drewstl

      Nowadays for sure, back in the day they were all FlatBacks (I hated it)! Love this new Gen, wish they were around during my free plowing days.

      ;-)

      +5 -5
      • letmefindout November 4, 2017

        @luvthick

        Not only were they flat backs but there was the hair. You know what they say, you can only truly appreciate the harvest once you clear the fields.

        +5 -1
    • cptcaveape November 4, 2017

      @drewstl post surgery

      +3 -3
      • maxm60 November 4, 2017

        @cptcaveape what? your new vagina?

        +2 -0
        • cptcaveape November 5, 2017

          @maxm60 still longer than that tic tac you got.

          +1 -1
  • mr.spine November 4, 2017

    That was faptastic. Is a side bitch worth it?

    +8 -0
    • bigsmokey86 November 4, 2017

      @mr.spine For a short while until your wife finds out.

      +7 -2
      • mr.spine November 5, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 or submits muhhaha

        +5 -0
  • GrimmWilder November 4, 2017

    ASSTRONOMICAL!

    +12 -3
  • felterupgood November 4, 2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjtTiRPwE

    +7 -3
  • darksider803 November 4, 2017

    And I'm Spent ( For the month) !!!

    +6 -0
  • letmefindout November 4, 2017

    Personally I like Chinese ass, but I also find myself fapping again 20 minutes later.

    +7 -2
    • bigsmokey86 November 4, 2017

      @letmefindout Chinese girls got no ass. But I have seen more of them with nice tits in recent years.

      +5 -2
  • mehofjack November 4, 2017

    Yes master whatever you say master...

    +6 -0
  • hiwudjablome November 4, 2017

    Jesus loves a sweet ass

    +7 -2
    • luvthick November 4, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      No doubt, Jesus was caramel *Bronze* skinned brother.

      +2 -3
      • hiwudjablome November 4, 2017

        @luvthick

        And he loves Sweet Ass

        +6 -2
        • luvthick November 4, 2017

          @hiwudjablome

          Indeed!

          Rumor has it, that Mary Magdalene had a phatty!

          ;-)

          +4 -4
          • bigsmokey86 November 4, 2017

            @luvthick you're going to hell.

            +4 -3
            • luvthick November 4, 2017

              @bigsmokey86

              Nah, I have a strong feeling that I will be ok.

              +2 -4
  • rolandomota November 4, 2017

    Make mine extra ssssllooooopppy!

    +7 -0
  • two-hats November 4, 2017

    I negged this because when I clicked it it took me away from the site again and filled my phone with shite. Thanks for the fucking spam crazyshit.

    +6 -1
    • Cory H. November 4, 2017

      @two-hats,

      I'm sorry you experienced that, but I also wanted to say welcome back. Haven't seen you post in a while.

      +3 -5
      • truckingman November 4, 2017

        Cory it looks like porn site hacker have placed a 'trojan horse' link onto CrazyShit's post links.

        +2 -0
  • ouch November 4, 2017

    Fap Fap Fap Fap fap

    +8 -8
    • Cory H. November 4, 2017

      @ouch,

      A test +1

      +5 -6
      • ouch November 4, 2017

        @Cory H. So Far so good.

        +7 -7
  • airsporter November 4, 2017

    If my bike vibrated as bad as these girls I'd fall off!

    +5 -3
  • two-hats November 4, 2017

    @Cory H. I've been checking in regularly to support the site but when I click on the first video of the day and get taken away to some bullshit porn spam filling my phone up I get pissed off. I say to myself fuck this I'm not coming back anymore but then I find myself coming back after a few days and it starts all over again.

    +7 -0
    • Cory H. November 4, 2017

      @two-hats,

      Will you please submit what you're experiencing here: http://x.crazyshit.com/contact/

      +3 -3
      • hiwudjablome November 4, 2017

        @Cory H.

        I get the same thing but not on phone ony happens when im on PC

        +6 -2
    • ruzin November 14, 2017

      @two-hats i get the same thing on random video clicks. 2-3 new tabs of porn adverts pop up on my mobile chrome browser.

      +0 -0
  • two-hats November 4, 2017

    @Cory H. Ironically I've just clicked on the name box to submit an email from the link and got more spam. It's ok I expect it to happen but any new visitors could be put off by it. It used to be if you were a member most of the adds were not there now it seems it doesn't matter if you're a member or not you will be redirected from the site and then have to delete your phone full of spam.

    +6 -1
  • fiddledeedee November 4, 2017

    Beautiful asses are the greatest invention I've ever come across.

    +7 -0
  • airsporter November 4, 2017

    If they were Mermaids they could give 'Flipper' a run for his money!

    +3 -3
  • zack sweeney November 4, 2017

    If I keep this up I'm going to go blind ,

    +7 -2
  • happyjack November 4, 2017

    Maybe the best thing Mr Crazyshit has ever posted.

    +7 -6
  • vivalamigra November 4, 2017

    No negro ass? It be races.

    +8 -7
    • airsporter November 4, 2017

      @vivalamigra See Mine.

      +3 -4
  • maxm60 November 4, 2017

    mmmmmm........mmmMMMMM.......MMMMMMM!

    +5 -0
  • luvthick November 4, 2017

    All that twerking and not one Black Woman. You enjoy & join in on our creativity, yet you want to extract us/pretend we don't even exist. 'SMH'

    +5 -7
    • happyjack November 4, 2017

      @luvthick I love you man, but you're on your own on this one. There's a time to be an advocate and there's a time to be a mid forties pervert. This is pervert time.

      +6 -9
      • luvthick November 4, 2017

        @happyjack

        I hear you, and I asked for this very video, but damn! WTF!?

        Alright, It's out of system. Switching to pervy mode.

        ;-)

        +5 -6
      • vivalamigra November 4, 2017

        @happyjack You are still on "Hammer time". I'm even actually agreeing with LT on this one.

        +7 -5
    • airsporter November 4, 2017

      @luvthick Thats why the B.B.C. in the UK sticks to programmes like 'The Great British Bake Off' - Dr Who and Downton Abbey.

      Dont they have + positive discrimination Laws CS has to adhere to in the U.S.?

      Bring on the girls!

      +4 -3
      • magpie November 5, 2017

        @airsporter channel 5 has the great british bake off now like wake up.

        +2 -0
    • crazyshit November 4, 2017

      @luvthick Black girls at :30, :34

      +3 -1
      • luvthick November 4, 2017

        @crazyshit

        Sure you didn't bleach em?

        ;-)

        +3 -4
    • cptcaveape November 4, 2017

      @luvthick of course. They love the culture, Hate the creators. Typical snow ape thievery.

      +3 -6
      • felterupgood November 4, 2017

        @cptcaveape

        "Snow apes" rule

        +5 -4
      • ouch November 4, 2017

        @cptcaveape How original a tough guy behind a screen, Don't worrie Sweet Pickle I used to be one too. One day you might grow out of it too

        +5 -8
        • cptcaveape November 5, 2017

          @ouch well look at you. Haven't made a racist comment in an entire 7 days and have already found the highest horse you can mount. Now if you can do us all a favor and dive face first from it. And yes, my pickle is pretty Damn sweet.

          +1 -2
          • ouch November 5, 2017

            @cptcaveape Nice avatar dude

            did your mommy pick it out for you or is that your mommy?

            +1 -3
            • cptcaveape November 5, 2017

              @ouch my mommy did pick it out. She was all like "Use this pic of Ouch's honky ass pops. That cracka sure does love the meth."

              +1 -1
    • vivalamigra November 4, 2017

      @luvthick I made the same observation! +1

      +9 -3
      • luvthick November 4, 2017

        @vivalamigra +

        +2 -5
        • prolurkercrazy November 4, 2017

          @luvthick man, I'm sorry, but I had to neg that last comment on principle alone.

          :-(

          +3 -2
          • luvthick November 5, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy

            LMAO! +++

            +1 -3
          • vivalamigra November 5, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy More proof that you are an empty phony. But a good liberal!

            +2 -3
    • felterupgood November 4, 2017

      @luvthick

      But they are damned if they do and damned if they don't.

      I can't believe you would want to piss and moan about such a good video. If you can't find black asses twerking on the internet ... Learn to spell. Cause they ain't hiding.

      +5 -4
      • happyjack November 4, 2017

        @felterupgood zzzzzzzzz why do you care? Nevermind I know why.

        +4 -6
      • luvthick November 5, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Quit being a dick! and keep up.

        +0 -1
  • picklehiesner November 4, 2017

    Solid fapping vid but gave me a sore neck

    +12 -0
  • whorunwerun November 4, 2017

    A lot of fat loose asses that these dumb bitches thinks is so hot. It just shows how lazy & fat they are. No ass should wobble like it's filled with jello.

    +4 -3
    • ouch November 4, 2017

      @whorunwerun so put your ass pic up and let us judge It oh and don't forget to write c on one cheek and s on the other

      +4 -7
    • happyjack November 4, 2017

      @whorunwerun If you have a tiny peepee just don't try to hit it from the back. Get her mish and have her raise her pelvis a little bit so you can get at least a one or two inch stroke going. Rub her clit like a maniac too, so you at least have a snowballs chance in hell of making a woman cum. LOL

      +6 -8
    • luvthick November 4, 2017

      @whorunwerun

      You're old and boring! No one is listening to you... Flat as a pancake asses had it's run and it's thankfully over.

      +6 -5
      • felterupgood November 4, 2017

        @luvthick

        They'll come back. Sometimes you want to get a ride that won't leave your cock like that guy's broke toe

        +6 -3
        • luvthick November 4, 2017

          @felterupgood

          lol!

          The big booty girls I get are soft and comfortable. Their essentially, beauty rests with a tunnel of love.

          +2 -2
          • happyjack November 4, 2017

            @luvthick lol a flat ass will never be in style.

            +7 -6
      • hiwudjablome November 5, 2017

        @luvthick

        Yea,,, round ass is where its at...

        +3 -1
  • triggertripper44 November 4, 2017

    Something tells me that none of these ladies are virgins or nuns! Hard to believe, but about 100% sure of it!!

    +5 -0
    • felterupgood November 4, 2017

      @triggertripper44

      Are you sure? Did you google "fat ass nuns twerking?"

      +6 -3
  • darkcraven November 4, 2017

    jack it to this 3 times so far today

    +5 -2
    • felterupgood November 4, 2017

      @darkcraven

      Don't peter out now...there are 3 or 4 more to go. You don't want them negging you.

      +6 -2
      • ouch November 4, 2017

        @felterupgood I'll never Neg Darkraven He's one cool customer

        +3 -7
        • felterupgood November 5, 2017

          @ouch

          I don't neg anyone. I probably gave out a half dozen my first year here but I only gave one since.

          I probably give 3 ups a day.

          I don't think ANYONE believes their comments deserve a neg.

          +1 -2
  • nybadguy November 4, 2017

    I'd toss all those salads.

    +3 -0
    • felterupgood November 4, 2017

      @nybadguy

      And for 200 each they'll toss yours

      +4 -3
  • truckingman November 4, 2017

    I am wondering about the appeal of twerking.

    +5 -0
    • felterupgood November 4, 2017

      @truckingman

      It's pretty ovious....

      If you don't feel an "appeal" you had better get to a doctor.

      +7 -3
    • GrimmWilder November 4, 2017

      @truckingman ++

      Yeah,...it's not my favorite either, Truck........i like the asses tho!

      +6 -3
  • olcharliemanson November 4, 2017

    I usually only beat off to the ppl getting run over...but this will do until the next one I guess

    +4 -0
    • felterupgood November 4, 2017

      @olcharliemanson

      I'm glad you get your therapy here rather than expressing these feelings in real life.

      +5 -2
      • ouch November 4, 2017

        @felterupgood He just did, CS is real life isn't it?

        +3 -6
        • felterupgood November 5, 2017

          @ouch

          Is this the real life?

          Is this just fantasy?

          Caught in a landslide,

          No escape from reality.

          +6 -2
          • ouch November 5, 2017

            @felterupgood lol

            +3 -3
  • zack sweeney November 4, 2017

    All right I'm starting to chafe here now

    +6 -2
  • txdo_msk November 4, 2017

    Thank GOD it was the last bitch that had traces of shit on her rim, otherwise it would have ruined the WHOLE video...

    +2 -0
  • sorillo November 4, 2017

    Damn

    +2 -0
  • pinkyjenk November 5, 2017

    You know they whole time i was watching this.. i was bracing for the dick to pop out of nowhere..

    +2 -0
  • sealex November 5, 2017

    I love ass!!!

    Thank you and great job with the clip. Fap time

    +3 -0
  • lafind November 5, 2017

    #3 looks like Micky Mouse from behind.

    +1 -0
  • astrozorro November 5, 2017

    I just want to cum inside all those asses!

    +0 -0
    • felterupgood November 5, 2017

      @astrozorro

      Get in the line.

      +2 -2
  • rakka November 5, 2017

    who the fuck thumbs downed this?

    +0 -0
    • ruzin November 14, 2017

      @rakka people who know it ain't right to get turned on by the shitting end?

      +0 -0
  • letmefindout November 6, 2017

    Like Queen sang "Fat Bottom Girls you make the rockin' world go round."

    +0 -0
  • italianweapon November 8, 2017

    Ba Donk A Donk Gone Wild.

    +1 -1
  • andyp720 November 13, 2017

    fucking beautiful

    +0 -0
  • ruzin November 14, 2017

    Will never understand why people find the layers of fat and muscle around where you shit from sexy.

    +0 -0
 
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