WORST. ONE. NIGHT. STAND. EVER.

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  • GrimmWilder November 6, 2017

    Textbook redhead PMS.,,.,.

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    • letmefindout November 6, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Fuck the condom, get an exorcist instead.

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    • big_daddy305 November 6, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I'd still hit it.

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  • darksider803 November 6, 2017

    What In the sick twisted screwed up freaky fuck Is this shit ????

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    • letmefindout November 6, 2017

      @darksider803

      Always remember to properly regulate your dosage of LSD before consuming alcohol or participating in sex.

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      • bigsmokey86 November 6, 2017

        @letmefindout It's Tim Burton meets H.R. Giger meets Cthulhu.

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        • joedumber November 6, 2017

          reminds me of my girlfriend in Italy, great sex but we lasted 2 weeks that felt more like 10 years.

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          • letmefindout November 6, 2017

            @joedumber

            Sounds like a couple of my marriages.

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            • joedumber November 7, 2017

              @letmefindout whew, glad i back out then, way the fuck out, one more plant with her I don't think id have the time of day on CS.

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  • bft$crew November 6, 2017

    Looks like my wife at the end of every month.. like clock work

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    • letmefindout November 6, 2017

      @bft$crew

      I really hate a lengthy clean up after sex.

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    • maxm60 November 6, 2017

      @bft$crew wait til you have to deal with her menopause. it's like PMS for years. Starts sometime in her 40's. Good luck!

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      • bft$crew November 6, 2017

        @maxm60 I’ll be going fishing a lot, sounds like.. haha

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  • dick steel November 6, 2017

    I see we're taking Japanese porn to the next level now.

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  • maxm60 November 6, 2017

    All-righty then. I guess that guy shouldn't have told her her tits were too small.

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  • ouch November 6, 2017

    It took 15 years but CS finally gets me

    FUCK YEAH!

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  • silentshivers242 November 6, 2017

    Next time i will bring a spear fishing on my dates, just in case

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  • sealex November 6, 2017

    Looks like a regular wife to me.

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  • maddog123 November 6, 2017

    This bitch reminds me years ago I took out a preachers daughter bought a cheap ass mickey dees burger

    They were 25 cents then so I splurged bought two water was free back then with ice so I splurged some more I got two waters! We went to a drive in but we set out side of gate watched it no money to get in then we went to park at the end of her drive way and we start to you no and she blows me and swollows my load I guess the 25 cent burger didn't fill her up ? But soon as she threw she says ten dollars ? Bitch I ain't got ten dollars ! So she starts screaming cussing long story I give my brothers Craig stereo that was in the dash to her that shut her up and as she going up the driveway she yells back at me I had a wonderful time see ya???????? And no I didn't oh and my brother kicked my ass the fucking end!!!

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    • felterupgood November 6, 2017

      @maddog123

      Don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine

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    • joedumber November 7, 2017

      @maddog123 no, no, keep going, your stories make me speed reed. I wish i could do that in school.

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      • maddog123 November 7, 2017

        @joedumber never been to school but I was friends with my neighbors

        Pet monkey cheeta he was very smart and taught me to be all I can be

        So I did ! Oh and when his owners would leave us alone cheeta would show me how to beat my meat and sling shit at people proper like !

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  • fukume November 6, 2017

    Exorcist and alien spawn

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  • ketamine<3 November 6, 2017

    I like that shit personally

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  • bigslick November 6, 2017

    She needs a pill and a bunch of vodka.

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  • underpants November 6, 2017

    I think I’ve dated her

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    • GrimmWilder November 6, 2017

      @underpants ++

      I think you want to date her....lol

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  • hiwudjablome November 6, 2017

    This is why they make EXIT doors

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  • dizeer November 6, 2017

    The moment she hit the bed I would have been fucking her

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  • bigblackhead November 6, 2017

    so...eight legs...4 v jayjays ...nice

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  • mclovin510 November 6, 2017

    Typical Japanese snuff video...

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  • ketamine<3 November 6, 2017

    Naw I've had worse.. oh my I've woken up next to horrible things...

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  • lafind November 6, 2017

    She reminds me of 07. Octopussy

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  • dry terd November 6, 2017

    Wonder if she had 8 pussies too?

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  • what now? whats next? November 6, 2017

    If she doin all that onna dick that means yu hittin it just right

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  • vivalamigra November 6, 2017

    That was no one night stand. It was their wedding night.

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  • zack sweeney November 6, 2017

    Regular Saturday night ...

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  • peaks November 6, 2017

    It's Octopussy.

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  • quantum November 6, 2017

    Someone spent too much time in "art-school"

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  • wombatbytes November 6, 2017

    That time of the month.

    We've all been there.

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  • picklehiesner November 6, 2017

    I agree with whatever Truckingman says

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    • truckingman November 6, 2017

      ...........................................................

      (Robert is too shocked and scared to say a word.)

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  • therockbalancer November 6, 2017

    whatever happened to just jerking off to a nice pair of tits. fuckin kids these days are ruining the world

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  • kimbochrist November 6, 2017

    Their all that evil, who you kidding. This one just doesn’t lie about how big of a bitch she is, MARRY HER!

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  • airsporter November 6, 2017

    I get this after being greedy with cheese on toast for supper before going to bed!

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  • secret squirrel November 6, 2017

    I’d still do her. Just might not txt her back......

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  • sarge07 November 6, 2017

    wwhhhaaaa????

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  • gnasher November 6, 2017

    she was definitely on the rag

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  • truckingman November 6, 2017

    Mike is she aq new type of MF" SEXUAL PREDATORY ALIEN CREATURE???

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  • cptcaveape November 6, 2017

    This is an accurate depiction of cave ape pussy. Its like looking at a mountain of holiday hams being exploded by dynamite. I could be wrong. The only snow ape cooch I've had and can compare with is Ouch's mom. The mileage on that bitch has flipped back to zero twice.

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  • captjim November 6, 2017

    I'd take on that bitch

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  • refertu November 6, 2017

    did he cum?

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  • fuckintrucker November 6, 2017

    Never had a wet nightmare... Time to go to sleep and see what happens?

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  • nybadguy November 6, 2017

    Yup

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  • crowxero November 6, 2017

    And this is why you shouldn't pick up the easy chicks at bars...

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  • cazaly November 6, 2017

    Well, if you’re gunna fuck crazy, you may as well do it in style. Bitch could do with a feed though. And some medication.

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  • rockinron November 6, 2017

    i had this happen to me at a pink floyd concert once. the brown acid was of a fine vintage that day!!!!

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  • rockinron November 6, 2017

    and this one time at band camp.....

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  • txdo_msk November 6, 2017

    I think the important question here is, WILL SHE LET ME FINISH!?

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  • frank n. stein November 7, 2017

    Yeah. Sure.

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  • lowfro November 7, 2017

    Fuck that I would come back and haunt the bitch and then fuck her

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  • toy-boat November 7, 2017

    : like all those japanese tentacles porn shit, those tentacles better go somewhere.

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  • happyjack November 7, 2017

    Just flash the video scenes quickly so they can't see how shitty it is.

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  • jokki123 November 7, 2017

    i came when i saw the tentacles :)

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  • harly9 November 7, 2017

    The Blair Bitch Project!

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  • italianweapon November 8, 2017

    @GrimmWilder

    Fuck the condom, get an exorcist instead.

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  • italianweapon November 8, 2017

    Fuck the condom, get an exorcist instead.

    +0 -2
  • fiddledeedee November 8, 2017

    Dear, you should have told me about this... this... Lactating! Now that's freaky stuff. I'm in for that.

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  • innersent November 8, 2017

    talk about a fucking acid trip

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  • bradcf30 November 8, 2017

    Fucking awesome

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  • dibs November 9, 2017

    Never stick your dick in crazy.

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