Textbook redhead PMS.,,.,.
Fuck the condom, get an exorcist instead.
@GrimmWilder I'd still hit it.
What In the sick twisted screwed up freaky fuck Is this shit ????
Always remember to properly regulate your dosage of LSD before consuming alcohol or participating in sex.
@letmefindout It's Tim Burton meets H.R. Giger meets Cthulhu.
reminds me of my girlfriend in Italy, great sex but we lasted 2 weeks that felt more like 10 years.
Sounds like a couple of my marriages.
@letmefindout whew, glad i back out then, way the fuck out, one more plant with her I don't think id have the time of day on CS.
Looks like my wife at the end of every month.. like clock work
I really hate a lengthy clean up after sex.
@bft$crew wait til you have to deal with her menopause. it's like PMS for years. Starts sometime in her 40's. Good luck!
@maxm60 I’ll be going fishing a lot, sounds like.. haha
I see we're taking Japanese porn to the next level now.
All-righty then. I guess that guy shouldn't have told her her tits were too small.
It took 15 years but CS finally gets me
Next time i will bring a spear fishing on my dates, just in case
Looks like a regular wife to me.
This bitch reminds me years ago I took out a preachers daughter bought a cheap ass mickey dees burger
They were 25 cents then so I splurged bought two water was free back then with ice so I splurged some more I got two waters! We went to a drive in but we set out side of gate watched it no money to get in then we went to park at the end of her drive way and we start to you no and she blows me and swollows my load I guess the 25 cent burger didn't fill her up ? But soon as she threw she says ten dollars ? Bitch I ain't got ten dollars ! So she starts screaming cussing long story I give my brothers Craig stereo that was in the dash to her that shut her up and as she going up the driveway she yells back at me I had a wonderful time see ya???????? And no I didn't oh and my brother kicked my ass the fucking end!!!
Don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine
@maddog123 no, no, keep going, your stories make me speed reed. I wish i could do that in school.
@joedumber never been to school but I was friends with my neighbors
Pet monkey cheeta he was very smart and taught me to be all I can be
So I did ! Oh and when his owners would leave us alone cheeta would show me how to beat my meat and sling shit at people proper like !
Exorcist and alien spawn
I like that shit personally
She needs a pill and a bunch of vodka.
I think I’ve dated her
I think you want to date her....lol
This is why they make EXIT doors
The moment she hit the bed I would have been fucking her
so...eight legs...4 v jayjays ...nice
Typical Japanese snuff video...
Naw I've had worse.. oh my I've woken up next to horrible things...
She reminds me of 07. Octopussy
Wonder if she had 8 pussies too?
If she doin all that onna dick that means yu hittin it just right
That was no one night stand. It was their wedding night.
Regular Saturday night ...
Someone spent too much time in "art-school"
That time of the month.
We've all been there.
I agree with whatever Truckingman says
(Robert is too shocked and scared to say a word.)
whatever happened to just jerking off to a nice pair of tits. fuckin kids these days are ruining the world
Their all that evil, who you kidding. This one just doesn’t lie about how big of a bitch she is, MARRY HER!
I get this after being greedy with cheese on toast for supper before going to bed!
I’d still do her. Just might not txt her back......
she was definitely on the rag
Mike is she aq new type of MF" SEXUAL PREDATORY ALIEN CREATURE???
This is an accurate depiction of cave ape pussy. Its like looking at a mountain of holiday hams being exploded by dynamite. I could be wrong. The only snow ape cooch I've had and can compare with is Ouch's mom. The mileage on that bitch has flipped back to zero twice.
I'd take on that bitch
did he cum?
Never had a wet nightmare... Time to go to sleep and see what happens?
And this is why you shouldn't pick up the easy chicks at bars...
Well, if you’re gunna fuck crazy, you may as well do it in style. Bitch could do with a feed though. And some medication.
i had this happen to me at a pink floyd concert once. the brown acid was of a fine vintage that day!!!!
and this one time at band camp.....
I think the important question here is, WILL SHE LET ME FINISH!?
Fuck that I would come back and haunt the bitch and then fuck her
: like all those japanese tentacles porn shit, those tentacles better go somewhere.
Just flash the video scenes quickly so they can't see how shitty it is.
i came when i saw the tentacles :)
The Blair Bitch Project!
Dear, you should have told me about this... this... Lactating! Now that's freaky stuff. I'm in for that.
talk about a fucking acid trip
Never stick your dick in crazy.
she can fuck me anytime
Doesn't look much different than my wife having her period... I'd definitly do her anyways.