FOR THE GIRL THAT HAS EVERYTHING

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  • GrimmWilder November 8, 2017

    NEVER play 'Leapfrog' from a moving vehicle!

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  • ouch November 8, 2017

    Looks like a frog on a hot tin roof!

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  • maddog123 November 8, 2017

    Couldn't have nothing like that around here these goddam cats would be using all the time to wash there fucking asses and the tounges would turn green!!!

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    • letmefindout November 8, 2017

      @maddog123

      When I can afford to be a cyborg, I want one of those Six Million Dollar Man tongues.

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      • maddog123 November 8, 2017

        @letmefindout not me man my luck my tounge would probably be made in China where they test all there tounges on dicks

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      • felterupgood November 8, 2017

        @letmefindout

        Good.... I already have one so I'll take the Six Million Dollar cock.

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        • bigsmokey86 November 8, 2017

          @felterupgood Oh man....your going to be in some pain.

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          • happyjack November 8, 2017

            @bigsmokey86 yeah he's not gonna shit right for a week.

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        • letmefindout November 9, 2017

          @felterupgood

          I really try to understand you sometimes. So let me get this right. You have an enhanced tongue so now you want cock. That about sums it up, right?

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      • bigsmokey86 November 8, 2017

        @letmefindout For the people who put way too much thought into stuff like this what does that say about them?

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        • letmefindout November 8, 2017

          @bigsmokey86

          Some other aspect in their life is lacking, No matter what they may claim, it usually starts with pussy.

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          • bigsmokey86 November 8, 2017

            @letmefindout I think they just use that to try to fill the gaps in what they are truly lacking.

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  • GrimmWilder November 8, 2017

    My ex would crank that thing Full'goose'Bozo!!!

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  • shenanigans November 8, 2017

    I want one but it would run in the other direction

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    • GrimmWilder November 8, 2017

      @shenanigans +++++But you'd never get to use it Shanni....

      Your husband would hog it all the time.....lol

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      • ouch November 8, 2017

        @GrimmWilder I'd ahare

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    • mr.spine November 8, 2017

      @shenanigans yea I called fake tongues flick up.

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  • zack sweeney November 8, 2017

    I was hoping that big hook was about to be used ...

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  • letmefindout November 8, 2017

    Even Terminator needs to get laid.

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  • what now? whats next? November 8, 2017

    Id like to see her try and fit that whole machine up herself

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    • hiwudjablome November 9, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      Now yer talking

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  • mr.spine November 8, 2017

    I can make one out of a chain saw. Results may vary.

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    • maxm60 November 8, 2017

      @mr.spine LOL!+++

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  • zack sweeney November 8, 2017

    How many licks does it take to get to the juicy center ...

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    • ketamine<3 November 8, 2017

      @zack sweeney about tree fiddy..

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  • hiwudjablome November 8, 2017

    I want a job in the place that makes these things

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    • felterupgood November 8, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      Good luck.

      Getting your ass licked at work should be a fringe benefit.

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  • kore55 November 8, 2017

    Should have just came to my place, I would have licked/sucked your pussy, ass, underarms, toes, tits, knuckles, eyes, ears, back, neck, hair, nose.....

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  • ketamine<3 November 8, 2017

    P A R T Y? Because I gotta! I'd put that on my butt hols as I got a blow job hell yeah that'd feel good!

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  • fiddledeedee November 8, 2017

    Who let the cameraman into my basement?

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    • bigsmokey86 November 8, 2017

      @fiddledeedee Your mother is now just so proud.

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      • hiwudjablome November 9, 2017

        @bigsmokey86

        his mother made that thing..

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  • nybadguy November 8, 2017

    Lol

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  • dry terd November 8, 2017

    What in the roto tongue fuck is this shit

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  • maxm60 November 8, 2017

    replace the fake tongues with chili peppers.

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  • bradcf30 November 8, 2017

    Why do that when you can have the real thing? I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that would lick her pussy.

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    • felterupgood November 8, 2017

      @bradcf30

      None of them have a dozen tongues

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      • letmefindout November 9, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Except you. But you are too busy looking for cock.

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    • hiwudjablome November 9, 2017

      @bradcf30

      she has commitment issues....

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  • bearded_misfit November 8, 2017

    Do pornstars get medical benefits because that's a fucking chainsaw.

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  • sealex November 8, 2017

    Sores up the coochie

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  • picklehiesner November 8, 2017

    Was she speaking in tongues ?

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  • italianweapon November 8, 2017

    Looks like a frog on a hot tin roof!

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  • whobe November 8, 2017

    Hold my beer while I put it in reverse.

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  • felterupgood November 8, 2017

    I'll get one for my lady friend when they switch over to bicycle peddles to make it lick. I'll market it as "lose weight while you orgasm"

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  • truckingman November 8, 2017

    I am wondering whom is thing about the designs and building these sexual machines.

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    • felterupgood November 8, 2017

      @truckingman

      Not sure but "Dildos R Us" must be branching out.

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  • massacre75 November 8, 2017

    Damn, that is a pretty pussy

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  • deadpen November 8, 2017

    I'm not confused with the licking saw, I'm confused by her coming in like "What is this? OH, do I have time?"

    then getting into the swing by herself then turning the saw on after in the swing.

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  • mclovin510 November 8, 2017

    Black & Decker wins this round boys.

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  • soulconsumer November 8, 2017

    Take those tongues off and cut that twat in half!!

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  • gandog56 November 9, 2017

    Need to put that machine on high speed, bet she could get some friction burns.

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  • lowfro November 9, 2017

    Thats alot of tongue

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  • letmefindout November 9, 2017

    Why is it that Boobles and the other female posters never weigh in on these type of vids. I would like to get a women's perspective.

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  • frank n. stein November 9, 2017

    ummm....ok

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  • dibs November 9, 2017

    Just get a pet dog.

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  • awoo56709 November 12, 2017

    its so post to change direction or else it isn't the authentic experience

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  • awoo56709 November 12, 2017

    Gears of whore HAHA

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