Eww...Who was that on his phone? Jabba the Hut ?
@GrimmWilder Holy shit!!! That's Vivalamigra holding that phone!!!!
@GrimmWilder . . yes but the new 3D restauration.
@GrimmWilder I bet he cant wait until he gets that app on VR
Ouch..... The golden years!
He was listening to Jethro Tull "Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intentions..."
That's me on this site everywhere I go like the courthouse
Consensual sex comes in many forms.
Girl, yo pussy tastes like fingerprints!
Putting his lips on that screen was the closest he will ever come to putting his lips on pussy.
@letmefindout closer is better than farther
@oathbreaker ..."further"...I'm an idiot
Put a bullet in my head before I get to this stage
Gotta admit, it saves on Viagara.
@hiwudjablome actually you'll never want to date another chick, google the statistics
nothing wrong with that, i had a distant girlfriend suprise me like that in 2012, still stuck in my head
Fuck it at least it not a little boy. Let him have his fun.
He's getting every penny out of that iPhone X. That shit is expensive!
Poor phone couldn't take. It died on a full charge
Getting more than fukin me..
'Good Ole Gramps!' - Kids are licking the windows on the school bus that goes by our place every day!
Creeper 2017 version
Leave the poor man alone. He really misses Toreal. It's been 8 hours.
Later that day he was caught licking the seats on a school bus.
If I ever get that bad, put a bullet in me and not like the last guy, just finish me.
@lafind Whaaaaat? You don't want to stagger around for our amusement for a while? C'mon!
Alzheimers must be a really fun disease when it first begins
Never too old to love titties
Hahaha. Old people and technology. Never a dull moment.
Looks like Bernie Sanders practicing safe sex
Looks like he was licking Shrek's asshole!
He kissed his phone off XD
yo pussy tastes like fingerprints!
That new iPhone is bomb
he's having sex with Siri!
You don't live to an old age without practicing safe sex.
We are lucky that humans have not created the taste and 3D, hard holographic, screen interactive phones or tablets at this point in time.
@truckingman Maybe ... But we have been led by our noses for Years by big retail chains.
He knows how to treat a lady right.maybe his sister there will help him with that next.
Thats either Skype or FaceTime
Been there still do it.......
Keeping the home fires burning...
On one hand they are keeping the spark alive
On the other hand most people use their phone 80% on the toilet to play angry birds.
A 2011 study found 16 percent of people's phones have fecal matter on them so since it is 2017 I say that number has climbed being people are so worried about what is happening on facebook.