FUCK! GUY CRUSHES COWORKER WITH HYDRAULIC PRESS

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  • flyingcrow83 November 10, 2017

    He was PRESSIN the guy at work. So Karma came around.

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    • letmefindout November 10, 2017

      @flyingcrow83

      They had him under pressure.

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      • bigsmokey86 November 10, 2017

        @letmefindout Ironicaly this is the same factory from Terminator 1.

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    • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

      @flyingcrow83 We gotta get these numbers out people, it's CRUNCH TIME!!!

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  • ouch November 10, 2017

    How was work today?

    Oh a little flat!

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    • kore November 10, 2017

      @ouch Very depressing..

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      • ouch November 10, 2017

        @kore lol

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      • hitekrednek November 11, 2017

        @kore HA! it was a DIE press

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    • airsporter November 10, 2017

      @ouch On the bright side though he should qualify easily for the flat rate Compensation package!

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  • carlspackler November 10, 2017

    And that's how fortune cookies are made.

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    • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

      @carlspackler And he wondered what the cookie meant when the fortune said, "GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!"....Fucking foreshadowing, man

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  • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

    Wow, that man is really lacking in the "quick reaction" department

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  • mehofjack November 10, 2017

    WowFunkybuttloven!

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  • letmefindout November 10, 2017

    The press release footage is in and the machine operator's alibi was paper thin.

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  • felterupgood November 10, 2017

    Well damn.... raise it up. You can't go home now.

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  • hiwudjablome November 10, 2017

    Either he owed him money or the guy at the controls wants to bang his wife

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  • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

    You just KNOW he shit himself!!

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    • bigsmokey86 November 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder You ever squeezed a fully engorged tick?

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  • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

    he said he wanted to go home, not in a body bag Jim!

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  • luvthick November 10, 2017

    "Think Fast!" "Oh, Fuck..."

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  • bobadfett November 10, 2017

    Yeps he's a Chinese pancake lol the guy at HPC on YouTube should watch this I can here him say "now he's a paancake"

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  • goodster November 10, 2017

    They are always pressing employees for more productivity!

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  • supfishing757 November 10, 2017

    And that's how the fortune cookie crumbles.

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  • airsporter November 10, 2017

    I'm impressed - Hes now got 'Made In The Republic Of China' in a cirular logo on his arse.

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  • sir badass i November 10, 2017

    Maybe the victim could press charges?

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  • rouge_et_blanc November 10, 2017

    He certainly had a crush on him and maybe he was pressed for time.

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  • nybadguy November 10, 2017

    Chan won't be needing his paycheck today

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  • vivalamigra November 10, 2017

    Good thing Obama sent all of our jobs to China. Made us safer and we pollute less.

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  • dizeer November 10, 2017

    At least he won’t hear Carl complain anymore

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  • lafind November 10, 2017

    He sure seemed nonchalant about the whole thing. Just another day at the job.

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  • peaks November 10, 2017

    Fresh squeezed, never from concentrate.

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  • quantum November 10, 2017

    The reactiontime of both is that of a sloth.

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  • mclovin510 November 10, 2017

    Jour frat!

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  • shithawk November 10, 2017

    "Oh shit dude, my bad. You good bro?"

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  • maxm60 November 10, 2017

    remember that line out of the first Terminator movie when Linda Hamilton finally kills the machine by crushing it? "You're terminated fucker!"

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    • happyjack November 10, 2017

      @maxm60 I thought it was Arnold saying "I'll be flat"

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  • dry terd November 10, 2017

    He can sneak under doors now

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  • italianweapon November 10, 2017

    "Think Fast!" "Oh, Fuck..."

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  • slopeass4 November 10, 2017

    Oops my bad

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  • picklehiesner November 10, 2017

    Who's in line for supervisor now bitch

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  • flyingcrow83 November 10, 2017

    Thats how rice paper is made.

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  • fiddledeedee November 10, 2017

    Oh how dreadful. Now the crushed guy is going to have find a new flatmate.

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  • iamapocalypse November 10, 2017

    That dude is calm under pressure, I mean at least the dude pressing the button is

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  • yohanpalych November 10, 2017

    My friend, are you all right?

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  • jono 's back November 10, 2017

    Fucking hell! The chinks are almost as stupid as the yanks!!

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  • captjim November 10, 2017

    DERP

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  • bleedsvodka November 10, 2017

    Human panini

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  • alexnf November 10, 2017

    HORROR!!!

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  • bearded_misfit November 10, 2017

    He did that on purpose lol oops.

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  • fukume November 10, 2017

    Both were zombies workers

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  • dozer67 November 10, 2017

    WTF!?! Even a garage door at home has safety sensors....

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  • toy-boat November 10, 2017

    This shit is awsome

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  • lowfro November 11, 2017

    He was crushed when they laid him off

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  • blowback51 November 11, 2017

    Im "press" ive

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  • 69 average November 11, 2017

    Toon into this weekend crazyshit boys and girls for yet another .......

    (Get this!!!)

    YET another top 10 cringiest dad jokes in the comments.

    Woohoo these boys are nasty!

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  • spider-man November 11, 2017

    OH MY GOD HE SURE DID

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  • wtf2017 November 11, 2017

    He didn't seem to be in any hurry to press the button , to save his friend!

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  • frank n. stein November 11, 2017

    Tyrone saw his chance, and he took it

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  • sipo70 November 12, 2017

    59th bitches!

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  • hairry-mcballstein November 12, 2017

    LMFAO!! I love how he walked over and like hey nigga u aight?

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