YOUR DAILY REMINDER: NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

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  • john72 November 12, 2017

    This world's a goin mad!

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    • ouch November 12, 2017

      @john72

      where da-fuck have you been?

      it's been mad since the beginning of time

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      • john72 November 12, 2017

        @ouch lol

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        • letmefindout November 12, 2017

          @john72

          From the looks of it I doubt that the green leprechaun knows anything about any gold.

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    • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

      I don't know guys....I kind of like her!

      If she's even half way potty-trained she's a keeper!

      +8 -4
      • boobles November 12, 2017

        @GrimmWilder ummmm.... you feeling ok?????

        +2 -1
      • letmefindout November 12, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Would settle for paper trained.

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        • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

          @letmefindout

          Right...i meant 'House Trained'

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      • freddykrueger November 13, 2017

        @GrimmWilder...I would have liked to see them titties!

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  • what now? whats next? November 12, 2017

    The bitch had green hair what the hell you expect???

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    • letmefindout November 12, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      Does the carpet match those neon green drapes?

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      • sealex November 12, 2017

        @letmefindout

        If this dude would post the video he took the previous night he said he recorded we would find out quick! C'mon CS look for that shit!!

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  • dick steel November 12, 2017

    Never stick your dick in boons either. Oh heeeaaaalllll naaawwwww!

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    • bigsmokey86 November 12, 2017

      @dick steel "I'm gone....im gone......im gone", but the dumb fuck was just sitting there.

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      • ketamine<3 November 12, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 no he started driving

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      • dick steel November 12, 2017

        @bigsmokey86

        If i saw a gorilla coming after me, i be frozen in fear too.

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  • hiwudjablome November 12, 2017

    Yea shes sorry for paying good money for that green hair

    +4 -1
    • bigsmokey86 November 12, 2017

      @hiwudjablome I hate that shit. So stupid.

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  • airsporter November 12, 2017

    I can see that having a deer mounted on your vehicle brings some machismo - Triumph over the Gt Outdoors etc...

    But what does driving down mainstreet with something from the Muppet show say about you?

    +4 -2
  • pewpewpowa November 12, 2017

    huuulk craash

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  • sealex November 12, 2017

    First time I see a gorrila leprechaun with green STRAIGHT hair.

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  • smallkilling November 12, 2017

    ROFL! Brake check!!!

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    • felterupgood November 12, 2017

      @smallkilling

      That's what I would have done. But i would habe driven off before she climbed aboard

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  • carlspackler November 12, 2017

    This woman lives in a house?

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    • gfys November 12, 2017

      @carlspackler LMAO Good point!

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  • crowxero November 12, 2017

    Use your windshield wipers ! ...It'll take the dirt right off !

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    • ketamine<3 November 12, 2017

      @crowxero lol just keep spraying her

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  • mad jock November 12, 2017

    Just another day in the hood...

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  • lgr94 November 12, 2017

    I think they call that hair color watermelon green

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  • quantum November 12, 2017

    Her shampoo is Polonium 210.

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  • eyeballasshole November 12, 2017

    Kind of looks like Tracie Morgan gone tranny on us.

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  • gfys November 12, 2017

    NEVER stick your dick into someone that wears a wig!

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  • txdo_msk November 12, 2017

    Take that whip up to about 25, then hit the brakes. Shell get off then...

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  • lafind November 12, 2017

    He needs to stomp on da brakes!

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  • big_daddy305 November 12, 2017

    Why she looks like Tracey Morgan?

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    • thor156 November 12, 2017

      @big_daddy305. Fat Murphy

      +1 -0
  • stinkburger November 12, 2017

    Black Hulk suuuucks

    +2 -1
    • truckingman November 12, 2017

      Stinkburger did you mean she is a SUCCUBUS???

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  • reno7790 November 12, 2017

    God damn it i told my wife to quit jumping on other people’s cars

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  • zack sweeney November 12, 2017

    News flash, if the bitch has green hair , slowly turn and walk away...

    +4 -2
    • thor156 November 12, 2017

      @zack sweeney. She is a real life gonk troll.. Rub her head and wish that she will disappear

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  • nybadguy November 12, 2017

    Window licker belongs on a short bus.

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  • sbohica November 12, 2017

    Those lightning bugs in the hood get big.

    How do you wash off nigger???

    +5 -8
    • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

      @sbohica

      Soap-n-water......but you NEVER get rid of the smell......lol

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    • truckingman November 12, 2017

      Sbohica MF" LOVE BUGS HELL TO WASH OFF YOUR CAR. Also, they are attracted to the color white end the smell of MF" DIESEL FUEL...

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    • cptcaveape November 12, 2017

      @sbohica ask your mom. She's washed off plenty of black jizz in her lifetime.

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      • happyjack November 12, 2017

        @cptcaveape oh snap. Or more like oh splat

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  • maxm60 November 12, 2017

    This is exactly the kind of shit that happens when you're not allowed to spank your kids anymore.

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  • bearded_misfit November 12, 2017

    That's one ugly ass hood ornament.

    +4 -0
    • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

      @bearded_misfit ....++++

      LOL...That's a fact.....prolly needn't worry about anyone stealing it nether.....lol

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  • zack sweeney November 12, 2017

    Oompa Loompa ....

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    • ouch November 12, 2017

      @zack sweeney Loompa di do

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  • therockbalancer November 12, 2017

    thanks for bleeping out the swears, i watch these with my kids

    +3 -0
    • secret squirrel November 12, 2017

      @therockbalancer

      “Dad, Dad, can we watch a Brazilian cartel murder?? PLEEEASE!”

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  • sarge07 November 12, 2017

    dumbass

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  • noboongoon November 12, 2017

    Just another day in Mr. Obama's Neighborhood.

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  • noboongoon November 12, 2017

    Why didn't he just spray some windshield wiper fluid and wash the grease stain away?

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  • dry terd November 12, 2017

    Looks like a green haired sheboongatang.

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  • baddogonline November 12, 2017

    Wow, another BT1000 hair hated hooligan. Acting a mutherfucking fool again...

    +1 -0
    • truckingman November 12, 2017

      Baddogonline a Florida woman, a BT-1000, was arrested for throwing a freshly used tampon, she pulled from her vagina, at an officer.

      WCTV - Florida woman accused of throwing tampon at police officer

      http://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-woman-accused-of-

      throwing-tampon-at-police-officer-411864265.html

      Florida BT-1000 BHE Arrested For Striking Police Officer With Her “Bloody” Used Tampon! #iShitUNot (Video) {a membership is needed to view the artical}

      https://sotomayortv.com/tecorafieldstampon/

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      • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

        @truckingman +++

        HAA!.....i haven't seen that one yet....lol

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  • italianweapon November 12, 2017

    hahahahahahaha

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  • truckingman November 12, 2017

    I am wondering if the crazy condition of some women caused by one orgenetic mutations or growing up in certain social environments.

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    • cptcaveape November 12, 2017

      @truckingman you've obviously never been with any woman, ever.

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  • fukume November 12, 2017

    green haired women are for Shrek

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  • cptcaveape November 12, 2017

    There's no middle when it comes to pussy.... Its either bat shit crazy, or painfully boring. Crazy pussy is way better.

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  • fatlarry November 12, 2017

    Halloween is over bitch

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  • hairry-mcballstein November 12, 2017

    He shoulda just slammed on the brakes n got her wanna be leprechaun lookin ass the fuck off his car...dont these bitches realize that black men dont like your nasty ass weave..especially bright fucking green weave

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    • frank n. stein November 18, 2017

      He should've left before she even got on his car.

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  • monkeycatcher November 13, 2017

    another classy sheboon

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  • innersent November 14, 2017

    Tracy Morgans new movie

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  • frank n. stein November 18, 2017

    Never stick your dick in something with ugly GREEN hair!

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