He was twitching in pain
@what now? whats next?
Stick around, he'll be Hopping later......
Did somebody just say “ walk it off”
Look who's not dancing at his own wedding.
@ouch How ironic... The 'kickstand' is right there next to him.... (?)'idea(?)'.... Slap it right on!!!!
@kore stick it in the open would and he can walk like a pirate
@ouch I wonder where the missing foot is at? You think maybe a dog ran off with it? You know what they say..."It's a dog eat dog world"
Its so sore he cant bear to put it down.
Het there stumpy.
And so the story of hook lives on. Thanks Disney!!
Well, I can't see any bicycle riding or hop scotch in his future.
Definitely a step in the wrong direction.
@carlspackler he has one foot in the grave indeed, i do say so myself.
Walk it off pussy
If there is a compatible organ donor I'd choose to put a second dick on the stomp.
Being heterosexual myself, I wud choose a vagina. But that's me and its my "stump".
@sbohica . . no . . I really never had the desire to have a vagina . .
Good for you tho . .
If that were a chick, you could rename her Ilene.
so if she were Asian her name would be,,Irene
Next time hit the brakes instead of stopping with your feet.
...snap into a slim jim ...OH YEAHHH!
Where's the scooter ?..
Worst case of athletes foot I've ever seen...
At least you'll be on a dilaudid drip for a week or so. Look on the bright side there Pablo.
Fuck. I thought when i tore 3 ligaments and fractured my foot was bad. That guy takes the cake
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@felterupgood well the body is smart enough to recognize it has trauma done to it. As you can see it isn't squirting or dripping any blood at this point. The body will notice mass amounts of blood leaving the arteries or veins and constrict them within minutes. Pretty badass if you ask me.. this man didn't look to have any medical supplies so the best thing to do is keep the victim calm. If it was gushing blood another story but it wasn't so I feel this was adequate medical attention until EMTs arrived.
If you see me bleeding.... apply pressure and stop it.. I don't want any aids blood.
@felterupgood well of course but in an instance where there is nothing to do that with it's a cool thing about the human body. Just saying. And yes there have been cases of blood contamination, that's scary shit.
He's not going to save any money on shoes and socks. You still have to buy them by the pair you know.
@maxm60 : socks aren't 'footed' so he gets two days from a pair...
@maxm60 his right shoes will forever be new
Rub some dirt on it
Using his foot as a brake wasn't his smartest idea
The victim will loss a quarter of his, or her, right lower leg so the cup of his, or her, new prosthetic leg will have room to attach to his, or her, lower right stump.
Another great idea by a flipflop owner.
Hey ,, easy on the flip flops ,,, FFLM
I wonder if they have i-hop over there?..if they don't they sure do now
Shotgun to his foot?
Guess he won't be stepping out tonight.
Look at the positive side on this he can finally get a shoe collection he can go to shoe store and steal the displayed sneakers