CATCHING YOUR NEW ROOMMATE IN THE ACT

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  • what now? whats next? November 12, 2017

    Fuuuuck bruuuh ultimate self cockage blockage

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    • letmefindout November 12, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      I think that they were watching for tech tips.

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  • hiwudjablome November 12, 2017

    Why,,, why why why

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    • letmefindout November 12, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      Because with two female roommates that couldn't get it right he was forced to get the job done right and do it himself.

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      • hiwudjablome November 12, 2017

        @letmefindout

        so the same reason a dog licks his balls..

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        • letmefindout November 12, 2017

          @hiwudjablome

          Absolutely & Plus 1

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      • frank n. stein November 18, 2017

        @letmefindout You are correct, sir! A man know what feels good, b'coz he has one of his own. THAT is why men give better BJ's than women who suck 1 or 2 out of 6-7-8 inches.

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    • boobles November 12, 2017

      @hiwudjablome why? Don't tell me you wouldn't if you could...

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      • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

        @boobles

        He's what you'd call "A-Sexual Gay"....lol

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      • hiwudjablome November 13, 2017

        @boobles

        If i could that would leave the wife more time to cook and clean

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  • ouch November 12, 2017

    If I could do that I wouldn't be posting right now

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    • sealex November 12, 2017

      @ouch

      Shit I would be too busy blowing myself 24/7 to be posting shit. Giving my wife lessons too!!

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    • bigsmokey86 November 12, 2017

      @ouch I'm pretty sure you could manage between blows.

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    • freddykrueger November 12, 2017

      @ouch...it doesn't feel as good as when batman does it!

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  • dick steel November 12, 2017

    Well, if i could suck my own dick, i'd not give a shit about my super hot room mates too.

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    • ketamine<3 November 12, 2017

      @dick steel I think I still would, I'd rather someone else do it for me.

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  • smallkilling November 12, 2017

    As soon as I saw the two girls I was like fucking hell are they going to have dicks? Nope it was just two hit chicks getting your attention just so you can see the dumb shit.making out with his dick

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  • carlspackler November 12, 2017

    I love how one looks disgusted and the other on the right is smiling. Maybe this is the new Tinder. Swipe right.

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  • kore November 12, 2017

    Does that mean he can fuck himself too???

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    • hiwudjablome November 12, 2017

      @kore

      Yea if his ear was a cunt...

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      • sbohica November 12, 2017

        @hiwudjablome

        And he was from Nantucket.

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  • underpants November 12, 2017

    The ultimate money saver!

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  • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

    Go suck yerself Faggot!!!

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    • hiwudjablome November 12, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      So if you have the ability to suck your own dick does that make you a fag,, frank n. stein what say you..

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      • ketamine<3 November 12, 2017

        @hiwudjablome I think every guy would try it and maybe occasionally do it, but to do it every day? Yes that's gay.

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        • skullfuck3r November 12, 2017

          @ketamine<3 Would you spit, swallow, or blast your self in the face?

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          • ketamine<3 November 13, 2017

            @skullfuck3r I would probably stop before I came and just finished by hand.

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        • underpants November 12, 2017

          @ketamine<3 as long as you don’t swallow. Cuz that’s super gay.

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          • ketamine<3 November 13, 2017

            @underpants dude my doctor said I need more protein.. gotta be healthy man.

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      • frank n. stein November 18, 2017

        @hiwudjablome I called some guy out on tumblr b'coz he was ranting about being "straight" & guys wanting to "get to know him better," but "he's straight!" When you suck your own dick...A LOT....AND film it.....AND post it online.....you're bi at best, closet case.

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    • frank n. stein November 18, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Someone is over compensating for his secret feelings.

      ...in the closet. DON'T USE THE "F" WORD, PLZ.

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  • quantum November 12, 2017

    The circle of life

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  • big_daddy305 November 12, 2017

    Even if it's your own dick, that still makes you a cock sucker.

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  • zack sweeney November 12, 2017

    You know you have all tried it ...

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  • thor156 November 12, 2017

    Autofellatio

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  • nybadguy November 12, 2017

    Wtf

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  • maxm60 November 12, 2017

    Makes my back hurt just watching that

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    • frank n. stein November 18, 2017

      @maxm60 I have back problems from DOING that (when I was a teen).

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  • maxm60 November 12, 2017

    Imagine if his back muscles seized up and he was stuck like that?

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  • happyendings November 12, 2017

    Other call that 'freedom'

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  • zack sweeney November 12, 2017

    Suck one cock , your a cock sucker for life ...

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  • airsporter November 12, 2017

    I suspect this Roomate would have no compunction stealing food regularly from the Communal fridge!

    ( Thanks for showing the Goat the Ahkbar footage as requested - He has 'closure' now!)

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  • sarge07 November 12, 2017

    those girls were fuckin crrrreeeepy

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  • picklehiesner November 12, 2017

    He didn't suck it he just kissed the tip. If I could suck my own cock I would I prob give it a go but if I could only kiss the tip I'd prolly leave it be ... just sayin

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    • airsporter November 12, 2017

      @picklehiesner You would never get off- It would Haunt ya forever!

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    • letmefindout November 12, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      Way too many details bud

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  • dry terd November 12, 2017

    Wonder if he swallows too

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  • italianweapon November 12, 2017

    why why why

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  • fukume November 12, 2017

    The girls felt unwanted

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  • kingbigballs November 12, 2017

    More lame posting

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  • rasriff November 12, 2017

    Stop posting faggotry

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    • frank n. stein November 18, 2017

      @rasriff - Aaaaww. Big, macho pussy can't handle it?

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  • fatlarry November 12, 2017

    admit it if you could you would

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  • truckingman November 12, 2017

    Ok, WTMF"F?

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  • cptcaveape November 12, 2017

    If my only choice were 2 snowboons that had the bodies of a 6 year old boy, I'd try to self pleasure too.

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    • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

      @cptcaveape +++

      HAA!

      Tell the truth now......you know you don't need the snowboons....lol

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    • hiwudjablome November 13, 2017

      @cptcaveape

      So you know what a 6 year old boys body looks like eh ??

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      • cptcaveape November 13, 2017

        @hiwudjablome yep, I see them on the news every time some sick cave ape abducts them.

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  • deadpen November 12, 2017

    That was not the reaction a woman would have walking into this.

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  • spider-man November 12, 2017

    Me sad

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  • hairry-mcballstein November 12, 2017

    I reacted the same way the goat did

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    • maddog123 November 12, 2017

      The goat was pretty interesting

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  • wtf2017 November 13, 2017

    Hey if i could reach mine i'd never leave home !!! LOL

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    • blowback51 November 16, 2017

      @wtf2017 like you leave home now.pfft huh huh

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  • c5ultrasex November 13, 2017

    it happens when your dick is clogged with ants

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  • bigslick November 13, 2017

    Does he take himself out for dinner and to a movie?

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  • blowback51 November 16, 2017

    That goat at the end is how im gonna scream at my death.wish i could suck my own dick,but my belly is like a jealous dog.

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  • frank n. stein November 18, 2017

    LUCKY bastard!

    He's HOT! I would suck it for him.

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  • ᏳᎧᎿᎿᎥ Ƙມ$ђ November 23, 2017

    A girl.once dared me.to.try this I.refused then was offered free drinks

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