Fuuuuck bruuuh ultimate self cockage blockage
@what now? whats next?
I think that they were watching for tech tips.
Why,,, why why why
Because with two female roommates that couldn't get it right he was forced to get the job done right and do it himself.
so the same reason a dog licks his balls..
Absolutely & Plus 1
@letmefindout You are correct, sir! A man know what feels good, b'coz he has one of his own. THAT is why men give better BJ's than women who suck 1 or 2 out of 6-7-8 inches.
@hiwudjablome why? Don't tell me you wouldn't if you could...
He's what you'd call "A-Sexual Gay"....lol
If i could that would leave the wife more time to cook and clean
If I could do that I wouldn't be posting right now
Shit I would be too busy blowing myself 24/7 to be posting shit. Giving my wife lessons too!!
@ouch I'm pretty sure you could manage between blows.
@ouch...it doesn't feel as good as when batman does it!
Well, if i could suck my own dick, i'd not give a shit about my super hot room mates too.
@dick steel I think I still would, I'd rather someone else do it for me.
As soon as I saw the two girls I was like fucking hell are they going to have dicks? Nope it was just two hit chicks getting your attention just so you can see the dumb shit.making out with his dick
I love how one looks disgusted and the other on the right is smiling. Maybe this is the new Tinder. Swipe right.
Does that mean he can fuck himself too???
Yea if his ear was a cunt...
And he was from Nantucket.
The ultimate money saver!
Go suck yerself Faggot!!!
So if you have the ability to suck your own dick does that make you a fag,, frank n. stein what say you..
@hiwudjablome I think every guy would try it and maybe occasionally do it, but to do it every day? Yes that's gay.
@ketamine<3 Would you spit, swallow, or blast your self in the face?
@skullfuck3r I would probably stop before I came and just finished by hand.
@ketamine<3 as long as you don’t swallow. Cuz that’s super gay.
@underpants dude my doctor said I need more protein.. gotta be healthy man.
@hiwudjablome I called some guy out on tumblr b'coz he was ranting about being "straight" & guys wanting to "get to know him better," but "he's straight!" When you suck your own dick...A LOT....AND film it.....AND post it online.....you're bi at best, closet case.
@GrimmWilder Someone is over compensating for his secret feelings.
...in the closet. DON'T USE THE "F" WORD, PLZ.
The circle of life
Even if it's your own dick, that still makes you a cock sucker.
You know you have all tried it ...
Makes my back hurt just watching that
@maxm60 I have back problems from DOING that (when I was a teen).
Imagine if his back muscles seized up and he was stuck like that?
Other call that 'freedom'
Suck one cock , your a cock sucker for life ...
I suspect this Roomate would have no compunction stealing food regularly from the Communal fridge!
( Thanks for showing the Goat the Ahkbar footage as requested - He has 'closure' now!)
those girls were fuckin crrrreeeepy
He didn't suck it he just kissed the tip. If I could suck my own cock I would I prob give it a go but if I could only kiss the tip I'd prolly leave it be ... just sayin
@picklehiesner You would never get off- It would Haunt ya forever!
Way too many details bud
Wonder if he swallows too
why why why
The girls felt unwanted
More lame posting
Stop posting faggotry
@rasriff - Aaaaww. Big, macho pussy can't handle it?
admit it if you could you would
If my only choice were 2 snowboons that had the bodies of a 6 year old boy, I'd try to self pleasure too.
Tell the truth now......you know you don't need the snowboons....lol
So you know what a 6 year old boys body looks like eh ??
@hiwudjablome yep, I see them on the news every time some sick cave ape abducts them.
That was not the reaction a woman would have walking into this.
I reacted the same way the goat did
The goat was pretty interesting
Hey if i could reach mine i'd never leave home !!! LOL
@wtf2017 like you leave home now.pfft huh huh
it happens when your dick is clogged with ants
Does he take himself out for dinner and to a movie?
That goat at the end is how im gonna scream at my death.wish i could suck my own dick,but my belly is like a jealous dog.
He's HOT! I would suck it for him.
A girl.once dared me.to.try this I.refused then was offered free drinks